I'm good at that. Offer?
Let's see... what we cannot offer right now:
- Ale/Wine/Beer since sWalker and his FCC drunkards are busy plundering all our taverns
- Taking naps with us (people say we are not good at those for some reason...)
- Dog and pony shows. We are fresh out of ponies
What we can offer:
- Cheeky comments on your posts and a guaranteed derailing of whatever you just wrote - and who doesn't like that?
- CANARY CLAN SPAMMER SPAM medal of honor (founded by the legendary SPAMTACUS)
- Authentic Russian vodka - we got a good hookup at the moment
Deal?