Not my fault America runs on a shoddy bureaucratic system that would take 2 years and hundreds of man hours on paperwork to change a fucking light bulb on a street corner. Heaven forbid you want to actually contribute to the nation, pay taxes, all that good stuff. Instead they'll just charge you thousands of dollars for paperwork, deny you, make you apply again, and then make you wait in excess of 5 fucking years.
Would have been so much easier if I was born here like you poofs, so I can take shit like financial security and personal liberties for granted.