Joke Builds

[Siboire]

The Annoying Thing:

2 light xbows with 2 pack of bolts
Or simply 1 xbow and 3 packs.

Level 30 (4 420 577 xp)


Strength: 7
Agility: 33
Hit points: 42

Converted: 10
Ironflesh: 0
Power Strike: 0
Shield: 0
Athletics: 10
Riding: 0
Horse Archery: 0
Power Draw: 0
Power Throw: 0
Weapon Master: 11

One Handed: 1
Two Handed: 1
Polearm: 1
Archery: 1
Crossbow: 198
Throwing: 1

My friend is doing this exact build ;)

[Polobow]

I_RUN

Troll horse archer.
Points spent in the 2 skills that hate each other: Riding and athletics.

STR: 3
AGI: 30

Weapon master: 10
Power draw: 1
Athletics: 10
Riding: 4
HA: 5

Archery: 190

Hunting bow
Bodkin arrows ( or cheap arrows )
{optional} arrows
{optional} arrows
Courser

Clothes: wedding clothes.

Maximum accuracy, fast, and stuns. ( bodkin arrows = pierce )

Minimum damage maxes the amount of stuns on the player, making more rage. Hit and run, he is unable to hit you, or unless he has a ranged weapon, no problem! With your 10 athletics, you can run away any time! And with your courser, you can't get outrun ( unless higher riding ) + shoot them will you ride away! Wedding clothes for the lulz, and lightweight.
Also, with high athletics, easy to jump away from other cav when your horse is dead!

Full agi. All points in onehander, only use long dagger.


Enjoy.

Holy shit! I'm going to do that! Convert all points to agi . Or weapon mastery? What stat gives more swing speed?

[Torp]

well, i posted this build on the ninja forum, because i think it would be awesome:

If chadz lets us change our heirlooms whenever we want in the new patch, ill go for this build:

Stats:

Level 30 (4 420 577 xp)

Hit points: 38
Strength: 3
Agility: 36
Converted: 8
Ironflesh: 0
Power Strike: 1
Shield: 0
Athletics: 12
Riding: 0
Horse Archery: 0
Power Draw: 0
Power Throw: 0
Weapon Master: 10
One Handed: 190
Two Handed: 1
Polearm: 1
Archery: 1
Crossbow: 1
Throwing: 1

I will wear a masterwork long dagger, which will give me 114 speed with my 36 agility.

My average dmg vs. a black armor person will be 3,5, whihc means i can kill him in 8-10 hits. faster if i thrust.

Equipment:
Masterwork long dagger (obviously)
White tunic
Straw hat
Leather gloves
Wrapping boots

So to sum it all up, at lvl 30 i will have:

Str: 3
Agi: 36

PS: 1
WM: 10
Athletics: 12
1H wpf: 190

Total gear weight: 0,75

average swing dmg vs black armor: 3,5
average thrust dmg vs black armor: 7

average swing dmg vs lammelar: 9,5
average thrust dmg vs lammelar: 16,5

Dmg is for body attacks.

[Burr1ck]

Horse Jockey:

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Level 32 (17 784 806 xp)

    * Strength: 3
    * Agility: 43

    * Unused skill points: 1

    * Converted: 18
    * Riding: 14

    * One Handed: 117

Items:

Gen3 Courser:
hit points 100
body armor 18
requirement 4
horse speed 52
horse maneuver 46
horse charge 28

Wooden Stick:
For whipping the horse ofc lol  .

[Warcat]

Bet that would hurt to get run over by

[Polobow]

Torp, will the black armor guys get stunned?

[Xant]

Horse Jockey:


Level 32 (17 784 806 xp)

    * Strength: 3
    * Agility: 43

    * Unused skill points: 1

    * Converted: 18
    * Riding: 14

    * One Handed: 117

Items:

Gen3 Courser:
hit points 100
body armor 18
requirement 4
horse speed 52
horse maneuver 46
horse charge 28

Wooden Stick:
For whipping the horse ofc lol  .

Mini-game with the build: take a stopwatch and try to make a new record on how long you can play before you get kicked for delaying the round.

[EponiCo]

Lumberjack

Level 1

Str 4
Agi 3

2h 30

Equipment: Take any shirt, shoes, and the cheapest 2h axe.

Select a tree and start chopping. Keep it up until you are the last survivor and a little longer for good measure. Short breaks are allowed. Watch your back, there are many psychopathic murderers dressed as medieval knights prowling the woods.

[Patricia]

well, i posted this build on the ninja forum, because i think it would be awesome:

If chadz lets us change our heirlooms whenever we want in the new patch, ill go for this build:

Stats:

Level 30 (4 420 577 xp)

Hit points: 38
Strength: 3
Agility: 36
Converted: 8
Ironflesh: 0
Power Strike: 1
Shield: 0
Athletics: 12
Riding: 0
Horse Archery: 0
Power Draw: 0
Power Throw: 0
Weapon Master: 10
One Handed: 190
Two Handed: 1
Polearm: 1
Archery: 1
Crossbow: 1
Throwing: 1

I will wear a masterwork long dagger, which will give me 114 speed with my 36 agility.

My average dmg vs. a black armor person will be 3,5, whihc means i can kill him in 8-10 hits. faster if i thrust.

Equipment:
Masterwork long dagger (obviously)
White tunic
Straw hat
Leather gloves
Wrapping boots

So to sum it all up, at lvl 30 i will have:

Str: 3
Agi: 36

PS: 1
WM: 10
Athletics: 12
1H wpf: 190

Total gear weight: 0,75

average swing dmg vs black armor: 3,5
average thrust dmg vs black armor: 7

average swing dmg vs lammelar: 9,5
average thrust dmg vs lammelar: 16,5

Dmg is for body attacks.

Wouldn't really work, 3,5 I'm pretty sure will WHIFF over and over again on black armor and then you die, also evne if it did do any damage it would take MUCH MORE than 8-10 hits.

You also have to take into account the glove's body armor and ontop of that 35 hp is the BASE hp, that's with NO STRENGHT and NO IF.

So anyone with black armor is bound to have much more than the base 35 hp considering they need the strenght to wear the damn thing.

[Torp]

Torp, will the black armor guys get stunned?

they will except the few times you make 0 dmg and just counce off. Then you will rely on your athletics to get out of range

[Torp]

Wouldn't really work, 3,5 I'm pretty sure will WHIFF over and over again on black armor and then you die, also evne if it did do any damage it would take MUCH MORE than 8-10 hits.

You also have to take into account the glove's body armor and ontop of that 35 hp is the BASE hp, that's with NO STRENGHT and NO IF.

So anyone with black armor is bound to have much more than the base 35 hp considering they need the strenght to wear the damn thing.

but when you meet a guy in black armor, you will obviously thrust maybe half the time.

[Dravic]

Long dagger should allow to block enemy!

Other way is to use your build but run with Wakizashi.

[Dravic]

OK, here is my Pr0 archer build. I called it Odysseus.

Level 30 (4 420 577 xp)

Strength: 30
Agility: 12
Hit points: 71
Converted: 14
Ironflesh: 3
Power Strike: 0
Shield: 0
Athletics: 0
Riding: 0
Horse Archery: 0
Power Draw: 10
Power Throw: 0
Weapon Master: 4
One Handed: 1
Two Handed: 1
Polearm: 1
Archery: 139
Crossbow: 1
Throwing: 1

Few words about build: since PD gives us 14% each point to bow dmg, now you can use i.e. strong bow with 140% dmg! And i hear'd rumours about PD NOT DECREASING WPF ANYMORE, ha! even INCREASING ACCURACY! Im going to do this build, I want to one shot someone from bow!

[3ABP]

OK, here is my Pr0 archer build. I called it Odysseus.

Level 30 (4 420 577 xp)

Strength: 30
Agility: 12
Hit points: 71
Converted: 14
Ironflesh: 3
Power Strike: 0
Shield: 0
Athletics: 0
Riding: 0
Horse Archery: 0
Power Draw: 10
Power Throw: 0
Weapon Master: 4
One Handed: 1
Two Handed: 1
Polearm: 1
Archery: 139
Crossbow: 1
Throwing: 1

Few words about build: since PD gives us 14% each point to bow dmg, now you can use i.e. strong bow with 140% dmg! And i hear'd rumours about PD NOT DECREASING WPF ANYMORE, ha! even INCREASING ACCURACY! Im going to do this build, I want to one shot someone from bow!

Are you sure? My tests do not show this.

[Dravic]

Well i dont know, that is why i wrote "i hear'd rumours"

So it doesnt increase accuracy? But it doesnt also decrease WPF?