WIEGRAFS ILLUSTRIOUS AND INVINCIBLE HATCHET WIELDING CHINESE ARMY OF GUAMWIEGRAFS ILLUSTRIOUS AND INVINCIBLE HATCHET WIELDING CHINESE ARMY OF GUAM or the "AXE GANG" or "斧頭幫 FU TOU BANG" was a joke / troll one man clan formed by WIEGRAF. In reality, the sentence you had just read is actually 100% false, and is a conspiracy.
THE FOLLOWING IS A TRUE ACCOUNT OF THE AXE GANG AND HOW WIEGRAF CAME TO POWER.
Here is the truth: In 1934, a massive tidal wave rose from the depths of the pacific ocean. However, this was no ordinary wave. This wave was said to have emerged from ancient Inca and Aztecan artifacts buried deep within the earths mantel when these aboriginal tribes of Mexico and South America ruled the ENTIRE world, in the year 934 AC. As the crust of the earth continued to eat away at the south american plate, a massive volcano erupted. These ancient artifacts made of obsidian and gold were caught up in the magma flow, but as stated, these artifacts were buried by the ancient Inca and Aztecan tribes. Obviously, witch doctors and voodoo gods such as Quetzalcoatl and Huixtocihuatl blessed this ancient, precious artifact. As a result of their blessings, these artifacts could not be destroyed. Instead, the eruption from the volcano launched these artifacts straight up into the air towards the Pacific ocean. The artifacts circled the world three times before finally falling from the sky and landing in the location that the legendary and amazing island Guam now is at. However, these artifacts remained hidden from all except the deep sea critters of the scary fucking ocean.
NOBODY KNOWS what the artifacts originally looked like. However, massive creatures of the depths, with their magical and sharp teeth and dangling eye socket things they use to catch other fish began to chew and mold these artifacts (maybe they were shrunken heads, or bowls , or some shit). For hundreds of years, did these crazy fucking mutated unseen shit fish eat away at the obsidian... until one day, a gay shark bit so hard into the object with his magical tooth, that the item cracked... the result of the crack? The artifact took the shape of an.... AXE... this axe was lifted up by an enraged homo-sexual shark, who tried to swim to the surface and throw it out of his ocean (he was pissed). However, half way to the surface from the depths, he slipped on a jelly fish, and dropped the axe. This was 1933... December 29th, 3:00 PM eastern standard time.
It took the axe a few days to fall, but on Jan 3, 1934, the axe hit the bottom of the sea... the impact was so great that a massive amount of land and dirt arose from the earth, obviously because it was split apart by the axes impact. This is what caused the massive tidal wave. However, before the tidal wave hit any location, the sea moaned and roared as new land was lifted up above from the depths. This is how the island of Guam existed... as taught by Mormon and Orcish priests. . .
The wave travelled fast. It hit south america, killing BILLIONS... America was lucky, the dirty 30s and the depression caused a massive barrier of poverty to block any damage, as Canada's ice protected it. Japan was washed and flooded out, but thanks to their ever growing imperialistic technology of the time, they just re-submerged from the depths with robotic powers. Fifty five continents were destroyed... however, when the wave hit Shanghai China, it did very little damage. It did however, wash away WIEGRAF (chinese name: 安皇帝）, and his gang of thugs and villians that caused much havoc and pain amongst the civillians of Shanghai. fortunately, shanghai was saved from Wiegrafs gang, but the island of Guam, soon recieved it's ruler. The wave washed back against the shores of Guam. Wiegraf and his axe gang pulled themselves up from the raging waters, coughing and sputtering out for air... they had arrived on Guam...
This is where the axe gang began to grant its power. These chinese men who obviously were blessed as they survived a fucking wave across the ocean and depths of the sea and sharks and shit, made it to guam, an island made from OBSIDIAN.... (and no volcanic action whatsoever, that's all lies and conspiracies) ....
Due to the growing interest towards strat from Chinese players that Wiegraf has met throughout his rolling about in Chinese servers and Chinese versions of MSN, (THE GREAT YET INSANE) WIEGRAF, who has left the cRPG battle world behind, only to return to Strat (Yeah, I quit cRPG and left a nice goodbye post, then chadz had to go out and release strat just as I wanted to leave. goddammit)
ALL BANDITS, ROUGES, ANARCHISTS, RENEGADES, SOLO PLAYERS, COWBOYS, PIRATES, CLOCK-FIXERS, REBELS, JEDIS, MAY POST HERE IF THEY DESIRE TO JOIN.
OUR GOAL IN STRAT IS NOT TO NECESSARILY TAKE A CASTLE OR LAND, BUT HARASS ANY ENEMY OR RANDOm PASSERBYER WE SEE FIT , WITH THE BEST AND COLORFUL GEAR WE CAN GET OUR HANDS ON. OUR PREFERRED WEAPONS ARE AXES of any sort (hopefully hatchets) , THROWING AXES /HAMMERS, AND PRACTICE KNIVES, BUT SOMETIMES WE USE OTHER STUFF AS WELL. WE WEAR THE RED TOURNEY ARMOR, KAFTANS, LIGHT STRANGE ARMOR, RICH MAN OUTFIT, LEATHER JACKETS... , TURBANS (or turban like gear),LEATHERＧＬＯＶＥＳ BLUE HOUSE, WEAR GREEN-CRESCENT HEATER SHIELDS OR ANYTHING SHOWING THE HERALDIC EMBLEM, AND RIDE PLATED CHARGERS WHEN WE CAN AFFORD THEM. (OTHERWISE ITS A SUMPTER OR A ROUNCY, SCARY.
CURRENT MEMBERS:
LEADER - WIEGRAF
SHIK
AOBAMA
YOU?
（（ And on a serious note, past all the crazy and randomness... This will be eventually organized into a serious strat recruiting clan, with less than serious goals. We will be collecting troops and building armies under the protection of others who we will consider neutral. We act more as bandits, if anything... Attacking no factions, or whomever we come across... hmm, thanks. Hope to see you on the battlefield. ))
PLEASE FEEL FREE TO MESSAGE ME ON THE FORUMS OR REPLY HERE IF DOS HAS ANY QUESTIONS...
