For one million cRPG gold, the LLJK sperg-battle-planning team alpha will plan all your future battles, down to buying equipment! Do you want to lose horribly even though you have good players and out number them? No? Then call Zealot and his band of spergs to plan your future battles!
I'm Zealot, and I approve this fucking message.
e: Also, fuck all of those archers who shot me while I was either harvesting wood, or harvesting cabbage following orders, or leading the team to victory.