[Dracul]Dragoni of Valahia[NA][Recruiting Seductively]

[TheAppleSauceMan]

I hereby forcefully remove Artyem from Dracul and absorb it as my own personal clan. Praise your new-found leader.

[Necrorave]

Psh.  I didn't even listen to Arty.  What makes you think I will listen to the voices coming from a bowl of Applesauce?

[Artyem]

Wait, what?

[Necrorave]

Wait, what?

No one likes you Artyem.  Go die nerdmy old friendottem.

[Just A Random Pizza Guy]

Are you interested in Strategus?
do YOU want to join an active clan?
Dracul is in need of recruits, people like YOU who can:

Field an army!

Recruit troops in a fief!

Own a fief!?

Join Dracul TODAY.

Dracul can not and will not guarantee a fief or an army, but can guarantee a position in our recruitment centers.  Dracul will not be held responsible if you are not satisfied with your clan's attitude, behavior, or actions.  You should consult a doctor if you have any problems breathing or speaking after hanging out with Dracul.  Dracul should not be used by the young, or elderly.  Taking Dracul can result in: instant death; cerebral hemorrhaging; almost certain impalement; qq rage; xd xd; swag 0V3R104D

What are you waiting for?  Talk to your local recruiter right now!

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[MrPink44]

^ This man is a true believer.

[Just A Random Pizza Guy]

Why is our clan a girl?

[Necrorave]

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Quoting yourself.  Self righteous nerd

[Artyem]

Why is our clan a girl?

Why aren't you a girl?

[Just A Random Pizza Guy]

Why aren't you a girl?

Girls don't play heroin.

Quoting yourself.  Self righteous nerd

I'm just making sure I'm not unnappreciated

[Artyem]

Heroin is for anybody and everybody, my dear pizza guy.






And for everyone else:

join my clan.

[Artyem]

Just found this sweet Romanian melodic metal band, pretty awesome.

[Artyem]

I woke up stupid fucking early today and at the request of others I decided to write a strategus guide.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/117tuiDHh4AzB7dVvGpmEMT3WeQUq6T1_Ly27OZm7fFM/edit?usp=sharing

It is available to all, but may only be useful to those in Dracul.  Part of it is now on the front page as well.

There may be a few incorrect lines in there, but I wrote it while I was really tired and don't feel like proof reading it myself.  If you have a correction, please share it.

[Miley]

I AM A LAW ABIDING CITIZEN BUT WHERE IS SRELLA???????//////////////////

[Artyem]

Well, I'm not 100% sure you guys truly are law abiding, but I'll put him on there just because.