I don't understand why we never get any new recruits. We are extremely Homo-Erotic and hate Crpg as much as the next guy. It seems a little odd that we do not have more members.
I mean, we are all bad at the game and we smell. Although, we have Larry. Everyone thinks of us as dead. Well if that is true then Necrorave the Small Phallic shall be the Necromancer that will bring Dracul back from the dead, so they can touch his butt.
Or you can just stay dead because magic isn't real...Happy Birthday Billy