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D.I.C.K. Clan- Now Recruiting
« on: August 09, 2011, 02:32:01 pm »
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8====D~~~~ Hello members of C-Rpg. ~~~~G====8

Delegate Instigate Colaborate Kill is now recruiting members for strategus. Semenberries and myself are the leaders and have decided to make DICK clan a force in the strategus realm. We will be mercs and are recruiting NA members.

Requirements
1. Be a chill ass dude. no Bitchez
2. Must have DICK somewhere in your name, and preferably have a vulgar reference in the name. Examples: DICK_Juggercunt, DICK_MrFistYoGirl, DICK_CumDrops, DICK_HerpSquirt, DICK_Cheese, DICK_KentuckyFriedBlumpkin. These are all active members.
3. Must acquire the purple unicorn banner to join because it is intimidating as fuck.
4. Must give a steam or forum ID so we can communicate with our members.

Although we may have a reputation for being a troll clan, we can assure you that we are not! We are all chill and like to mess with people.... especially raging nerds. So basically if you are interested post in the forums and we will play with you in game to see if you are worthy of the all mighty DICK CLAN! All girls get automatic entry(with proof aka noodez) jkjkjk.

Remember if you aint a DICK youre a pussy or an asshole! we will fuck you.........   :twisted:

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Re: D.I.C.K. Clan- Now Recruiting
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2011, 03:12:40 pm »
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I hope to see them DICKs on the battlefield soon (sounds a bit strange).

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Re: D.I.C.K. Clan- Now Recruiting
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2011, 06:12:20 pm »
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haha thanks Butan maybe we will face you in glorious battle or fight along side each other! who knows!

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Re: D.I.C.K. Clan- Now Recruiting
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2011, 07:41:34 pm »
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8====D~~~~ Hello members of C-Rpg. ~~~~G====8

Delegate Instigate Colaborate Kill is now recruiting members for strategus. Semenberries and myself are the leaders and have decided to make DICK clan a force in the strategus realm. We will be mercs and are recruiting NA members.

Requirements
1. Be a chill ass dude. no Bitchez
2. Must have DICK somewhere in your name, and preferably have a vulgar reference in the name. Examples: DICK_Juggercunt, DICK_MrFistYoGirl, DICK_CumDrops, DICK_HerpSquirt, DICK_Cheese, DICK_KentuckyFriedBlumpkin. These are all active members.
3. Must acquire the purple unicorn banner to join because it is intimidating as fuck.
4. Must give a steam or forum ID so we can communicate with our members.

Although we may have a reputation for being a troll clan, we can assure you that we are not! We are all chill and like to mess with people.... especially raging nerds. So basically if you are interested post in the forums and we will play with you in game to see if you are worthy of the all mighty DICK CLAN! All girls get automatic entry(with proof aka noodez) jkjkjk.

Remember if you aint a DICK youre a pussy or an asshole! we will fuck you.........   :twisted:
Your clan needs to be the face of cRPG.
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Re: D.I.C.K. Clan- Now Recruiting
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2011, 07:43:42 pm »
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Way to be unoriginal... Unicorn banner and DICK for a tag? Pfft, trolling is dead..

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Re: D.I.C.K. Clan- Now Recruiting
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2011, 09:31:16 pm »
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Way to be unoriginal... Unicorn banner and DICK for a tag? Pfft, trolling is dead..


Remember when you had a pole so far up your ass that you had to try and bring an entire thread down because you saw it as Unoriginal? Looking for originality in troll threads/clans is like looking for great acting in pornography. Get over yourself.
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Re: D.I.C.K. Clan- Now Recruiting
« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2011, 09:52:27 pm »
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Although we may have a reputation for being a troll clan, we can assure you that we are not! We are all chill and like to mess with people

I like how the next sentence contradicts the first. Even the Clan Thread is trolling the reader, well done.
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Re: D.I.C.K. Clan- Now Recruiting
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2011, 10:23:51 pm »
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Looking for originality in troll threads/clans is like looking for great acting in pornography.
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Re: D.I.C.K. Clan- Now Recruiting
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2011, 10:51:52 pm »
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Way to be unoriginal... Unicorn banner and DICK for a tag? Pfft, trolling is dead..
come on kuhparnicunt dont troll us!

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Re: D.I.C.K. Clan- Now Recruiting
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2011, 09:06:25 am »
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Oh feel free to make alts in DICK clan/ bump

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Re: D.I.C.K. Clan- Now Recruiting
« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2011, 01:31:57 pm »
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Ey, good luck with the DICK clan - Cya on the battlefield  8-)

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Re: D.I.C.K. Clan- Now Recruiting
« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2011, 03:28:07 pm »
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Santorum reporting in.
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Re: D.I.C.K. Clan- Now Recruiting
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2011, 04:04:40 pm »
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*Feeling tempted to make a troll comment about the D.I.C.K. clan backstabbing someone... *
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Re: D.I.C.K. Clan- Now Recruiting
« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2011, 04:23:02 pm »
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Now we only need Pussy and Asshole clan and we can mke Pornfights :D
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Re: D.I.C.K. Clan- Now Recruiting
« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2011, 11:05:57 pm »
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It's Jiz_Khalifa maine
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