Real man's Items [many good things for killing]

[Okkam]

Real Man store is back!
Welcome to Real Man Store

Store rules
No girlish items (if you wanna buy nuiweidao, or courser, or bride shoes, or arbalest, or lance, or black lamellar, or other backstabbing girl's things - this is wrong place. Get out)
Preferred items - weapon with blunt and pierce damage. Brutal weapons. Ugly armors. Crazy things. I'll decide what is crazy\brutal\ugly enough myself.
Members of manly enough factions will get 5% discount.

Current manly enough factions: templars, mercs.

My current item list:

Weapons


War Bow
Bec de Corbin
Long Hafted Blade
Horn Bow
German Great Sword
Elegant Poleaxe
Tatar Arrows
Mace
Longsword


Armors

Lamellar vest
Tribal Warrior Outfit
Mail Gauntlets (reserved)
Sharp bodkins

Store looking for: +3 low-tier armors\gloves \ +3 Rouncey, Money (This store is expensive one. Real Man must have money).

Not interested in 1H, Shields, Horses, Throwing, Xbows.

[Okkam]

Ugly, stylish and deadly

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Pro
Swing Damage (1 point less than MW Longsword)
Cost
Style - fight like a real man
Weight - less chances to be stunned\more chances to stun opponent

Cons
No thrust attack (who need thrust attack, if you have such swing damage?)


You can buy it (pm me your offers, or write right here)
or
You can trade it for:
Lightweight +3 armors
Hardened leather gloves
Bec + money
warbow + money
longbow

Sold

[Okkam]

Hit, Knockdown, Knockout

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Pro
Blunt Damage (for expert tincan smasher)
Knockdown - lifesaver and deathbringer
Cost
Lehgth
Weight - long live stun
Requirements (you can make 15\24 monkey with deathbringer)
Style - fight brytal, like a real man

Cons
Unbalanced (one word - footwork)


You can buy it
Or trade it for:
Lightweight +3 armors
Hardened leather gloves
Bec
warbow
longbow

[Magikarp]

Length should be at cons.

You didn't trade this for the cleaver, did you? 

[Okkam]

Well, I have a bit time to teach you Fish

In 2H category weapons with knockdown has:
Maul - 69 Length
Mace - 70 Length
Studded warclub - 92 Length
Goedendag - 117 Length
Mallet - 71 Length
Long Iron Mace - 95 Length
Great Maul - 95 Length

Bar mace with 96 length take second place.
Second place in weapon category can't be cons.
Real man's dont need Great Lance to kill enemy. They prefer to look in enemy's eyes.

No, I still have military cleaver.

[Spawny]

I'd love to have that.

You don't happen to be interested in trading it for a MW Langes Messer, do you?

[Okkam]

Langes Messer is good thingy (expensive a little bit), but I'm looking for Bec or bows, or armors.

[okiN]

You are not allowed to open several topics for each item you are buying or selling, only 1 topic containing all items is permitted.

[Okkam]

Crush, Kill and Destroy

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Pro
Crushthrough
Knockdown
Blunt damage
Style

Cons
Length
Speed


Well. Put plate, and charge them with overhead.

PM me your offers

Gone

[Magikarp]

If you ask me, go for medium-heavy armour, not for tincan plate. Itll slow you down too much.

[Okkam]

Even Real man's someday have troubles with camping monkeys.
Buy this thingy and just shoot them to death.

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Pro
Pierce damage - laugh at archers with his cut damage bows.
1 slot weapon - take your brutal 2hander with you.
Same damage as Siege Crossbow in Native
Good accuracy (enough for headshotting at medium range with 100 wpf)

Sold

Cons
Dont know any. As we all know Devs love crossbows, - so do not expect to find any negative feature.

PM me your offers.

[Okkam]

Ugly Archer Coat

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Pro
Weight (any penalty to accuracy, athletics) Combine it with Mail Gauntlets and sturdy enough boots, and you'll survive arbalest bolt.
Very good leg armor
Color (you'll blending with surroundings at deserts and grass)
Style - be Ugly. Like Chimp, Pululu and other famous archers.
Price - budget enough to gather money

Cons
Yes, black armor is more durable. But who the fock need this damn black armor.

Best armor in light weigth category.

[Everkistus]

I want to trade my manly item to your manly item.

[Okkam]

This thing can kill horseman and horse in one hit.
Rare thing, even in my store.

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Pro
Length
Thrust damage
Swing damage
Weight
Stun
Bonus against shield - Shielder's horror

Cons
Weapon speed (yes, just imagine this thingy with 100 speed)

[Okkam]

Stab them in da face

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Pro
German quality
Thrust damage
Style
Lolspin

Cons
Price (Yes, german thingy is pricey)

Gone to manly enough merc