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Offline soc_em_roc_em

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Shogunate Seppuku Thread
« on: July 30, 2011, 07:46:42 pm »
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There are two reasons why I play c-rpg and strategus. To have fun with goons in battle and siege while we shoot the shit, and to read about the hilarious strategus drama. Where is the Shogunate drama?

Earlier today, LLJK successfully defended the holy Afgoonistan and its fief, Mit Nun, from the Shogunate, which halted Shogunate's unwarranted war of aggression. LLJK defeated Shogunate thanks to our superior tactics and brave warriors.

You fell to SUPERIOR GOON TACTICS.

GOON TACTICS.

Goon Tactics.

Goon Tactics.

Anyone who says otherwise is obviously trolling. If you would watch the following video, you can see that the Shogunate had underestimated LLJK, so they came to the battle as a disorganized bloodthirsty rabble. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kleiZVHrZmI

The Shogunate should leave our holy Afgoonistan, and all of the samurais who fled the battle while leaving their weapons and armor behind must commit seppuku.

Also, what the heck is LLJK going to do with over 700 sets of samurai armor? We are not a weeaboo clan.
« Last Edit: July 30, 2011, 07:49:19 pm by soc_em_roc_em »

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Re: Shogunate Seppuku Thread
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2011, 09:56:51 pm »
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Sell them back to them
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Re: Shogunate Seppuku Thread
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2011, 01:55:38 am »
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We could play weeaboo dressup and stage a fake weeaboo wedding between PARTYBOY and BADPLAYER reuniting the clans of BIRD and VAG creating the superclan BIRDVAG.

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Re: Shogunate Seppuku Thread
« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2011, 01:54:49 pm »
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We could play weeaboo dressup and stage a fake weeaboo wedding between PARTYBOY and BADPLAYER reuniting the clans of BIRD and VAG creating the superclan BIRDVAG.

Only possible outcome h2h.
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