Pecores Official Proclomation of Peace

[Connasse]

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It has come to our attention that the following clans have been conspiring against the Pecores for the past two weeks:

Lots and Lots of Jolly Knights
BIRD
DFC
Huron_be
...

In order to repent after the affront you have inflicted on the world of the valiant warrior by killing many innocents farmers, raping children and burning women of assuadi , you will leave the desert in a few hours to restore the honor of your faction.

In case you do not move from our lands, we will be obliged to take serious decisions in order to eradicate the vermin you are.

This is your last chance, do not miss it.


In addition, all LLJK friendly faction remaining in and around Shariz and our villages in significant number shall be considered Hostile and subject to attack by Pecores forces as deemed necessary for the security of our lands, unless they start leaving immediately. This is your chance to back away peacefully and to leave us alone without repercussion.

[Everkistus]

How peaceful of you.

[Mtemtko]

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[Wookimonsta]

strat drama begins

[Mtemtko]

strat drama begins continues.

[BADPLAYERold]

BIRD CLAN won't move out of the desert for any french pussies.

[ABCF]

Are you fat, or what?

You ain't fat.  YOU AIN'T NOTHING.

*Begins to expand*

Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Don't you call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who's fat

When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own zip code

When you're only having seconds
I'm having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who's fat

If you see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed my face

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell you once again

You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, you know, hoo
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again

WHO'S FAT

[Gumdrawp]

you could at least make mention of the situation that put ayn aussaudi in pecores hands in the first place, its not exactly like it was an honorable gain either

[Torben]

props for the video.  we should always have that going on,  would make a nice movie at the end of the first series of wars right here.

[Gumdrawp]

props for the video.  we should always have that going on,  would make a nice movie at the end of the first series of wars right here.

you should have recorded my and tydeus slaughtering peasants with military scythes. it was far more impressive looking than that reenactment

[Connasse]

BIRD CLAN won't move out of the desert for any french pussies.

you are sure ?
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080221045353/uncyclopedia/images/4/4d/Europe_vs_usa.jpg

you could at least make mention of the situation that put ayn aussaudi in pecores hands in the first place, its not exactly like it was an honorable gain either

we may not be the same definition of honor
http://www.justsaypictures.com/images/american-history-vs-european-history.jpg

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[Gumdrawp]

we may not be the same definition of honor

So someone hacking gaga and unregistering all of LLJK's mercs, and you still barely winning constitutes the most "honorable" battle?

[Ylca]

After much fighting the insurgent force terrorizing our desert homeland has been routed. Unfortunately our cowardly adversaries have taken taken footage of their ill equipped rebels and painted them as harmless peasants. What peasant, i must ask, stays on the field of battle when faced with the might of an invading army? What the video didn't show was their gunpowder stores which shattered our horses or the poisoned well left in the "peasant town", poison which caused horrible suffering among our brave troops.

This scourge will be wiped from our lands so that the populace can again live under the peaceful reign of Goon. Prepare yourself. Your propaganda campaign has failed, the desert will be liberated and the people shall rejoice.

[BADPLAYERold]

I'm from Britain you retards.

[Connasse]

I'm from Britain you retards.

traitors.