I heard he had a masterwork warcleaver
The story is of a Legendary weapon passed down through 3 generations....
The weapon was more powerful than anyone could imagine....
The great grandson of conan the intelligent was unable to wield this weapon....
The great grandson who went by the name of trisp the moronic wasn't strong enough so thus swapped it for a katana....
The size of the bricks that were shat cannot be described....
