These are great. I particularly like that it's from the perspective of a non-2H.
Seems like most complaints in this game are from 2Hers, and yet a look at the killspam typically shows:
Flamberge
Flamberge
Flamberge
Flamberge
Flamberge
(something else)
Flamberge
Flamberge
Flamberge
(something else)
Flamberge
Flamberge
Flamberge
Flamberge
(something else)
...
Apparently those occasional "something else" kill messages REALLY upset the 80% of the people who exclusively use the Flamberge. ("Gadzooks! There's an archer on the kill list with a positive K/D! Nerf archers!" -- says the guy with a 25/2 kill ratio and either a Flamberge or a Bec.)