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Which Bandit do you hate most ?

Gnjus the Vulture
98 (34.5%)
Fasader the Abuser
40 (14.1%)
Dado the Backstabber
25 (8.8%)
Bruno El Supreme Cocksucker
13 (4.6%)
Gazda the Swine
4 (1.4%)
Umbra the Honourless
6 (2.1%)
Kriza the Prankster
0 (0%)
Sanader the Asshole
2 (0.7%)
Prpavi the Plunderer
7 (2.5%)
Prance the Addict
3 (1.1%)
Ginosaji the Kukurutz
2 (0.7%)
Shpritza the Mighty Ganjar
2 (0.7%)
Corwin the Lazy
3 (1.1%)
Tomo the Psychopath
3 (1.1%)
Panos the Unlucky Cunt
60 (21.1%)
Farnesio the Dirty
4 (1.4%)
Tepesh the Bloodsucker
2 (0.7%)
Fićo the Pagan
0 (0%)
Karnister the Hooligan
0 (0%)
Asshardon the HarrASSer
7 (2.5%)
WickedWolf the Rascal
0 (0%)
Idžo the Thug
3 (1.1%)

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Author Topic: The Bandits - Vermin of Calradia  (Read 171542 times)

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Re: The Bandits - Vermin of Calradia
« Reply #960 on: June 27, 2011, 09:12:00 pm »
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I just came home from tavern, few guys were complaining that they couldn't get kill last night....
But I think they weren't in our team...
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Re: The Bandits - Vermin of Calradia
« Reply #961 on: June 27, 2011, 10:38:29 pm »
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lol gnjus im serious, it's already decided i got to move for like 7 months.. but i'll try to get a laptop ASAP cuz i will miss you my old friends  :wink: i'll probably be on a little tonight, but thats pretty much it untill i sorted this crap of a life out..

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Re: The Bandits - Vermin of Calradia
« Reply #962 on: June 27, 2011, 10:50:58 pm »
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lol gnjus im serious, it's already decided i got to move for like 7 months.. but i'll try to get a laptop ASAP cuz i will miss you my old friends  :wink: i'll probably be on a little tonight, but thats pretty much it untill i sorted this crap of a life out..

No worries. If the Bandits will still exist in 7 months time your place will be waiting for you.  :wink:
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Re: The Bandits - Vermin of Calradia
« Reply #963 on: June 27, 2011, 11:02:22 pm »
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No worries. If the Bandits will still exist in 7 months time your place will be waiting for you.  :wink:

Aww don't say that.. Don't let the legacy die!! However, i think loosing the my old friend tag was a huge mistake  :lol: it was awesome ppl calling me my old friend, i liked that even tho i can make a woman scream with pleasure in bed hehe.. God how i miss being a my old friend. And if Bandit is also put down i'll make the old my old friend-clan again cuz it was awesome.. ^^

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Re: The Bandits - Vermin of Calradia
« Reply #964 on: June 27, 2011, 11:40:29 pm »
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i announce age of my old friend Band  :rolleyes: :lol:

boy band  :lol:
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Re: The Bandits - Vermin of Calradia
« Reply #965 on: June 28, 2011, 04:08:54 am »
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No worries. If the Bandits will still exist in 7 months time your place will be waiting for you.  :wink:

That was a rather sad comment. We all know that time doesn't wait and last for all of us... But do we want to be reminded?
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Re: The Bandits - Vermin of Calradia
« Reply #966 on: June 28, 2011, 07:58:51 am »
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That was a rather sad comment. We all know that time doesn't wait and last for all of us... But do we want to be reminded?

I'm perfectly aware that nothing can last forever, not even such a beloved clan like this so.....  :wink:

Also, to my great sadness: among the Bandits there is not a single natural-born leader that could replace me, destroy me and you've destroyed the gangbang, I've secretly spectated them more then once and without me they are lost like sheep in the fog, they roam around like headless chicken. I'd take a break from this game if there was one man i could name as a deputy leader but meh....Fasader doesn't give a shit and has no authority whatsoever, Dado is too nice to be a leader (if he was to lead something I'd place him in charge at the Kindergarten maybe), Prpavi did a GTX on us, Bruno (El Supreme) couldn't lead an old granny across the pedestrian crossing without getting her hit by a car, Gazda is an undercover dedicated archer, etc, etc.....  :twisted:

Sooner or later I will have to stop playing this and I'm afraid that might be the end of my old friendgy bandits as we know it.  :)
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Re: The Bandits - Vermin of Calradia
« Reply #967 on: June 28, 2011, 08:05:32 am »
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Re: The Bandits - Vermin of Calradia
« Reply #968 on: June 28, 2011, 08:50:15 am »
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Lil offtopic, but i thought i will share this piece of shi...art!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsDOqeQEvH0&feature=mh_lolz&list=FLu39SKcrlfxI

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Re: The Bandits - Vermin of Calradia
« Reply #969 on: June 28, 2011, 08:51:47 am »
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Finally have some spare time to do this:

Thanks for the awesome battle on Sunday. Pleasure playing with you guys, good teamwork and thanks for listening to what you were told to do! If we keep on going like this, we will definitely have a chance against the Weeabos.

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Re: The Bandits - Vermin of Calradia
« Reply #970 on: June 28, 2011, 08:57:50 am »
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Good going in the battle guys!

I especially remember a scene where the remaining enemies were camping a hilltop and Gnjus rode his elephant straight through the damn horde, knocking something like 10 enemies down on the way. Pretty damn nice.

Also thanks for the hugs Fasaderp.

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Re: The Bandits - Vermin of Calradia
« Reply #971 on: June 28, 2011, 08:59:51 am »
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Actually, I think Kriza could be very successful as deputy leader. I know I usually do good when I stick to him, but the problem is he doesn't want to impose. Maybe some official rank would encourage him to do that? I would also say Sanader, but he is seldom online these days and isn't as much of a no-lifer.
However, I enjoyed  the most playing and pairing up with Prpavi, because we have a similar impatient battle mentality (blindly rushing into a mass and then cursing on ts), one which would be more suitable for Warpigs.  :lol:
I mean, what have you got to lose? You know, you come from nothing, you're going back to nothing, what have you lost? Nothing!

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Re: The Bandits - Vermin of Calradia
« Reply #972 on: June 28, 2011, 09:19:25 am »
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Actually, I think Kriza could be very successful as deputy leader. I know I usually do good when I stick to him, but the problem is he doesn't want to impose. Maybe some official rank would encourage him to do that? I would also say Sanader, but he is seldom online these days and isn't as much of a no-lifer.
However, I enjoyed  the most playing and pairing up with Prpavi, because we have a similar impatient battle mentality (blindly rushing into a mass and then cursing on ts), one which would be more suitable for Warpigs.  :lol:

patience brings frags, young padawan! :D but yeah, i used to be exactly the same for first 4-5 months of the game :)

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Re: The Bandits - Vermin of Calradia
« Reply #973 on: June 28, 2011, 10:04:37 am »
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Pleasure playing with you guys, good teamwork and thanks for listening to what you were told to do!

It was an honor to follow you :)


Thanks for giving orders I didn't have to backstab you for :twisted:


@Gnjus: We're only playing that bad and unorganized so you can't leave us. You're trapped in this clan forever ;)

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Re: The Bandits - Vermin of Calradia
« Reply #974 on: June 28, 2011, 12:09:10 pm »
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@Gnjus: We're only playing that bad and unorganized so you can't leave us. You're trapped in this clan forever ;)

Yeah, i figured it out on my own, damn your eyes !  :)


Obelix ? We all know he is perfectly capable of leading a pack of boars towards the slaughterhouse but leading men into battle ? He's not cannibal enough for that, yet.  :D

Kriza ? Well yeah, he might do the trick, after all he has the longest one (after me, naturally).  :twisted:


And yes, I'm seriously thinking about giving Kriza and Gazda some official ranks, since they are the only ones in this wild bunch normal enough not to vote for themselves on our polls and thus not getting any votes. 0.0 % is admirable these days, they deserve some honor for that.
« Last Edit: June 28, 2011, 12:11:22 pm by Gnjus »
Do you honestly think you have any sort of moral authority, Reyiz? Go genocide some more armenians and deny it ever happened, please, and stay in the middle east.
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