I would be a good admin because I am petty, respond poorly to personal slights and am highly vindictive in nature. I don't believe in giving warnings and I will never provide a reason for bans on the forums. I will hold different players to different standards based on my own personal biases (e.g. If someone is in my clan, I will look the other way if they are revenge tking someone. If you're not in my clan or if I don't know you, I will instantly ban you for anything against server rules, which are subject to change at any time based solely on my personal discretion).
Once you promote me to a position of power, it will be very hard to remove me if the need should arise: I will do anything and everything to retain my position. I will lord over anyone below me on the admin hierarchy and shove my noes up the assholes of anyone above me. I am not a consistent person. I will bring my personal life and all its drama to the server on a regular basis. I expect that if I am having a bad day, everyone below me should also be having a bad day. If I were a magic the gathering card my color would be red and black, because I am chaotic, moody and narcissistic to a fault.
Choose me, I am the best candidate because of the characteristics I listed above. I look forward to hearing back from the NA Administrative Appointment Committee!