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Ironclad - Great medival battle/siege movie
« on: July 11, 2011, 03:15:21 am »
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It is amazing if your into medievial armour,weapons,sieges and such.
(That i guess you are if you are playing warband)
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Re: Ironclad - Great medival battle/siege movie
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2011, 06:55:33 pm »
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Trailer here..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-tpqF-zXuU

Awesome movie, looks like they have been playing warband in the research phase..

Basically, the whole film is one hopeless warband siege.
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Re: Ironclad - Great medival battle/siege movie
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2011, 01:44:29 am »
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Well, even if the whole scenario must be written on a post-it, even if the actors look like they were picked without interview in a suburb, this movie reminds me too much of the epic siege I fought in Tihr. So, first I'll rename it "Mount & Blade Warband: On The Walls of Tihr_AXX0_DVDRIP.avi", and then I'll watch it.

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Re: Ironclad - Great medival battle/siege movie
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2011, 02:27:31 am »
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Horrible, horrible movie. The fighting is pretty lulz though.
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Re: Ironclad - Great medival battle/siege movie
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2011, 04:32:56 am »
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Anyone else spotted the Military cleaver xD

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Re: Ironclad - Great medival battle/siege movie
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2011, 02:42:01 pm »
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It is terribly predictable with terrible acting etc.. But the fighting is awesome.

Yep I saw the military cleaver!
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Re: Ironclad - Great medival battle/siege movie
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2011, 02:49:25 pm »
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The guy with the cleaver has some awesome manual blocking skills (and he weights like 130kgs without any armor) while throwing is clearly OP. Point blank archery as well. 2 handed swords cut through overhead blocks ?  Arrows pass through shields ? :shock:

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Re: Ironclad - Great medival battle/siege movie
« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2011, 05:13:53 pm »
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Actually the part where he charges and chops the man in two halves along with his weapon, then comes down and owns some more guys is one of the best in the whole movie.

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Re: Ironclad - Great medival battle/siege movie
« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2011, 11:40:02 pm »
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I like the part where people get slaughtered.
I'd love to see ability to chop limbs n shit in crpg.
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Re: Ironclad - Great medival battle/siege movie
« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2011, 09:49:45 am »
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Just might watch this :)

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Re: Ironclad - Great medival battle/siege movie
« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2011, 07:17:21 pm »
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Shitty movie is shit. All the fucking cliches a fighting movie can have. Bunch of retarted lvl31 heroes fight 100's of lvl1 noobs. Even overly done fights wont save a stinking pile of shit. Watch Arn: The Knight Templar or something worth it.
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Re: Ironclad - Great medival battle/siege movie
« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2011, 12:54:59 am »
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Just finished to watch the movie. To sum it up: nerf archery, buff cav, nerf two hands (crushtrough wtf?), nerf the bitch (she can kill danish veteran warriors ? SRSLY ?) and buff the squire: he needs like twenty swings to kill someone.

Otherwise, very predictable, actors play like shite, laughable plot and ludicrous direction, as expected. Moreover, this movie reminds me of Pitch Black: very often, characters do illogical things only for the scenario to progress. It's pretty pathetic. Nice fights, however. And that's why I watch it, actually.
 
Oh, and I saw this sword, which doesn't look very scandinavian to me, but I may be probably wrong; does someone know about it?

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Re: Ironclad - Great medival battle/siege movie
« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2011, 12:58:10 am »
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No but I see double bitted axe and a sallet in the trailer.
Fucking anachronistic BS! And you cant cleave a man wearing armor in half and and and
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Re: Ironclad - Great medival battle/siege movie
« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2011, 01:22:28 am »
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Is that Hodor's "willy" in the left edge of the pic ?  Or all Danes get that "excited" when they charge into battle ? :wink:
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Re: Ironclad - Great medival battle/siege movie
« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2011, 01:39:58 pm »
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And you cant cleave a man wearing armor in half and and and



Dont say that without even trying.