http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-40630582A nine-month countdown to the introduction of compulsory age checks on online pornography seen from the UK has begun.
>be britbong
>having tea and crumpets with me mum
>thinking of Muriel from work
>would I like to have a little in out, in out with her
>"scuse me mum, I... I need to have a go"
>head over to the computation machine
>slam it hard with me fist
>"OI, TURN ON! I NEED A WANK"
>it turns on
>search for porn
>blocked
>"bollocks"
>run outside and find the nearest red phone booth
>grab the tele and dial the pornography administrator
>"'Ello? Her Majesty's Pornography Administration Center. Who's this callin'?"
>"'Ello, I need a wank something good"
>"Hol' on there, son. You need to give me your name and residence first."
>"My name is Edmond Smith and I live at 3242 W.Pennywood Lane."
>"Alright then. And what kind of porn will you be wanting today, Mr. Smith?"
>"Cuckhold, sir. Please hurry, my pecker is about ready to burst."
>"Allright then. One moment please...and you are all set sir. I have given your household 10 minutes uninterrupted access to cuckhold porn."
>"Thank you sir! And God bless the Queen!"
>"God bless her right! Cheerio!"
>Race back home before the cuckhold porn time runs out
>enter front door
>blood is everywhere
>go into kitchen
>mum is dead
>beheaded by muslims
