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Re: So it begins...
« Reply #15 on: March 23, 2015, 02:29:59 pm »
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Quote from: WITCHCRAFT on March 22, 2015, 07:53:47 pm
Dude, why are all kangaroos fucking jacked?  I have tried to find an answer in the past but if you google any variation of "kangaroos are ripped" or "jacked kangaroos" you get a million people asking the same question with no answer. They just are. All kangaroos are juiced as hell.

I don't know why I researched this but here is your answer. It's all about giving females the D.

"They identified several possible criteria for sexual attractiveness and found the size of a male kangaroo's forearms was a key factor in their ability to find and keep mates.

"Forelimb measurements showed that whereas female musculature growth was proportional to body size, male musculature was overwhelmingly exaggerated," Dr Warburton said.

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Source: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-07-24/research-shows-link-between-kangaroo-arm-muscles-and-their-fema/4840710
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Re: So it begins...
« Reply #16 on: March 25, 2015, 01:40:47 am »
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Quote from: Bronto on March 23, 2015, 02:29:59 pm
I don't know why I researched this but here is your answer. It's all about giving females the D.

"They identified several possible criteria for sexual attractiveness and found the size of a male kangaroo's forearms was a key factor in their ability to find and keep mates.

just like us, jus like humens

rly makes u think . . .
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Re: So it begins...
« Reply #17 on: March 25, 2015, 02:34:09 am »
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I like roos :3
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Re: So it begins...
« Reply #18 on: March 25, 2015, 09:24:01 am »
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Quote from: Viriathus on March 22, 2015, 08:08:51 pm
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But put this tune on:


lol i prefer the original soundtrack.
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Re: So it begins...
« Reply #19 on: April 15, 2015, 06:42:20 am »
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Quote from: WITCHCRAFT on March 22, 2015, 07:53:47 pm
Dude, why are all kangaroos fucking jacked?  I have tried to find an answer in the past but if you google any variation of "kangaroos are ripped" or "jacked kangaroos" you get a million people asking the same question with no answer. They just are. All kangaroos are juiced as hell.

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Re: So it begins...
« Reply #20 on: April 15, 2015, 12:49:59 pm »
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There is no real outer selection pressure like from a predator so nature can go full retard here. Just like with human.
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Re: So it begins...
« Reply #21 on: April 15, 2015, 01:28:07 pm »
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Quote from: Paul on April 15, 2015, 12:49:59 pm
There is no real outer selection pressure like from a predator so nature can go full retard here. Just like with human.
Except that humankind had to deal with shitloads of predators, which made us develop so quickly in the first place. And human is a wonderful creacture, and the best proof is that someone of our kind invented computers, then someone invented internet, and then chadz made cRPG. Beat that, kangaroos.
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Re: So it begins...
« Reply #22 on: April 15, 2015, 02:35:05 pm »
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Quote from: WITCHCRAFT on April 15, 2015, 06:42:20 am
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OH MY GOD! The best part on that cover, is "how to eat the hooves"! I think I died.
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