*TV commercial*
COME ON OVER! New Ayikke is having a SnD BLOWOUT SALE!!!!
NOW 10% LESS TAXES... Everything must go.
Novelty crucified Jesus statues only 29.99
Holy water 10.99 per Gallon
Absolution of sins/confession ONLY 14.99 per minute
So come on down to Ne Ayyike where offer the best Holy sevices!!!