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Re: Ridiculous Ways to Die
« Reply #30 on: July 23, 2013, 11:31:35 am »
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I think the only way I have not died in crpg yet is to jump from a great height with a horse, the horse gets shot in midair so it cannot take the falling damage instead of me and I get crushed upon landing.

I think I have experienced pretty much everything else so far, falling in differenty ways, being shot by all projectile weapons in every part of the body, being bumped, couched, whatever...

I've had that but it was slightly stupider and slightly funnier.

Jump a gorge and the horse got poked which killed it and then I slid through the air and completed the stand up animation ala loony toons and then fell to my death.
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Re: Ridiculous Ways to Die
« Reply #31 on: July 23, 2013, 11:40:21 am »
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Killing your opponent in a nice duel, only for your Team-mate archer to shoot you in the head afterwards
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Re: Ridiculous Ways to Die
« Reply #32 on: July 23, 2013, 11:42:21 am »
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In yesterdays strat battle i first got bumpslashed by a Lance and basically simultaneously getting a headshot from ranged. So yeah, that was pretty unique.

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Re: Ridiculous Ways to Die
« Reply #33 on: July 23, 2013, 11:50:02 am »
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I once killed an enemy cavalry's horse which was about to couch me with an overhead backslash, and when he fall in front of me i killed him with an overhead. It was an amazingly ridiculous way to die

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Re: Ridiculous Ways to Die
« Reply #34 on: July 23, 2013, 11:50:23 am »
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I've had that but it was slightly stupider and slightly funnier.

Jump a gorge and the horse got poked which killed it and then I slid through the air and completed the stand up animation ala loony toons and then fell to my death.

This is exactly what is missing in my death list.

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Re: Ridiculous Ways to Die
« Reply #35 on: July 23, 2013, 01:57:58 pm »
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I died to enemy while typing "No problem" in the team chat to some guy who teamhit me.

Also I once got bumped to death by riderless horse at the end of strat battle when only 1 or 2 enemies were left alive, when I was looting some stuff from the ground.
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Re: Ridiculous Ways to Die
« Reply #36 on: July 23, 2013, 04:31:02 pm »
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Couch killing a guy right before they couch killed me (or vice versa).

Same with couching someone or thrusting lance into a thrower or archer (killing them) right before they kill me with the projectile that's in the air.

And Frank that's happened to me on the map where there's the "sacrifice" pit, I was attempting to jump into it, someone shot and killed my horse mid-air, my guy stops in mid-air for about 1 full second, does the stand up animation from being knocked down, and then starts falling down again.  It's one of the best things to see in game.
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Re: Ridiculous Ways to Die
« Reply #37 on: July 23, 2013, 08:23:54 pm »
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Once i shot a noob shielder in his back with last arrow, I dropped my bow and i wanted to slash him with my hand axe wich i dropped by accident a while before. I give him a nice straigth punch in his face with 1 ps and mail gauntlets and i killed him. 

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Re: Ridiculous Ways to Die
« Reply #38 on: July 24, 2013, 05:14:16 am »
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1.Across the map headshot makes u feel retarded for dying at the 6:23 mark
2.Run into the open for less then 2 seconds and get pelted by 5 arrows simultaneously and dying
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Re: Ridiculous Ways to Die
« Reply #39 on: July 24, 2013, 05:25:12 am »
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Fired a 1 wpf crossbow across the map at an enemy cav player around 15 seconds after the round started. Missed and ended up scoring a lethal headshot on some poor sap who wasn't even close to where I was aiming. It's the epitome of a random kill.

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When you are about to kill a guy that hasn't seen you whatsoever and he does a random overhead that kills you with the backswing.
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Re: Ridiculous Ways to Die
« Reply #40 on: July 25, 2013, 01:25:33 pm »
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When you are about to kill a guy that hasn't seen you whatsoever and he does a random overhead that kills you with the backswing.

Flamberge is best for that, always a big lol

One of my funniest self owns, is fighting alone vs several enemy on a castle wall, and I do a super dodge to evade all their blows which sends me between two crenellations and to my death below. Sometimes ive survived and had to run all the way back round the walls and up a ladder/siege tower to get back to the fight...
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