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Offline BombInAPizzaBox

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To Be or Not To Be Unbanned
« on: October 29, 2012, 01:10:57 am »
Dear HRE, send thy Emperor mine good wishes of health and regards.

I regret to inform thee, I, Yeoman_Aether and mine friend, xtremeRedcoatTheRight hath been banned from thine server

For you see it was a dark and late night at 11PM GMT
me and mine collegue proceeded to poke each other with sticks
as it was late and we were tired
for we had to march a vast distance to meet thine foe on the fields of battle to defend the innocence of thy virgin

however thine admin was displeased with thy behaviour
He proceed to state: HALT THINE KNAVERY
STOPETH HITTETH HIM YEOMAN
As he commanded
I obeyed and ceased mine hitting
however mine friend proceeded to hit me once more, for he was not a yeoman, thus did not understand the ramifications of hiseth actions and thus ceased his knavery as well
but alas he was banned
just as I was about to state he was mine friend, I too was banned

even after ceasing mine knavery

Therefore me and mine collegue xtremeRedCoatTheRight most humbly request that ye grant mercy upon us

and lifteth thine ban, for we repent, and vow not to extract violence upon each other ever again on thine server

We most impatiently wait for thine reply, as we most eagerly wish to defend thy innocence of thy virgin.
« Last Edit: October 29, 2012, 01:19:08 am by BombInAPizzaBox »

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Re: To Be or Not To Be Unbanned
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2012, 11:40:19 am »
Black wizardry hath been driven out, so go forth and serve thine emperor.
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Re: To Be or Not To Be Unbanned
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2012, 02:19:33 am »
most epic unban request i have ever seen! please ban him more so i have some nice literature to read every day (or atleast every week!)