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Best idea ever
« on: April 17, 2012, 11:15:53 am »
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The only nerf thread I haven't seen is a "nerf cleaver" thread, I've seen a buff cleaver thread...

Anyway, the real issue with the game is that people learn. And unlike QWOP this game allows learning to really improve your skill and therefore make weapon OP and in need of nerfing.

So, my simple suggestion to stop this horrible, horrible trend of weapons, builds, things, all things, some things becoming OP is thus!;

Every 15-45min completely change all the stats of weapons and Armour using a RNG with values of 1 - 40,000.

The game will now play out as follows;

"You don your straw hat and linen tunic. Cudgel in had you rush to the fight! Men with shields and lances run around with out horses, confused and enraged as they realise for the next 30min the difficulty of their Rouncey is over 9000. Out of the corner of your eye you see a cross bowmen sights dead on you. You know your short round has come to an end when he fires, a moment later the bolt hits you and you hear the sweet thud of blissful safety. You check your armour rating, 40,000 body armour you rush into battle madly typing Highlander references.

A plated charger comes bolting towards you at what looks like warp speed, you barely have time to react, you click and your cudgel whips past your face so fast you can't see it. The horse men is blown from his horse, both rider and horse die instantly and a jet of blood shoots meters into the air. You check your stats, once more excited and over whelmed with epeen knowing for the next 30min you are an unkillable death machine.

You begin to troll when like a bolt of lighting an arrow cleaves your head asunder... The camera clips to your killer, he has a short bow... He seems to be firing arrows like a machine gun but with pin point accuracy :/ enraged you rush to the forums to right a nerf thread when the game reboots and all is well. horses fly, bows shoot fire, and rocks explode like abombs wiping the servers clean."

If you don't want this for yourself, at least want it for your children you poos.
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Re: Best idea ever
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2012, 11:25:15 am »
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I'm sorry Frank but this is an awful idea. Would make the mod feel as pointless as native and there would be a lack of customization ;).
Now, get your server up!
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Re: Best idea ever
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2012, 11:42:47 am »
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this is balls

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Re: Best idea ever
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2012, 11:58:17 am »
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You are balls?
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Re: Best idea ever
« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2012, 12:02:38 pm »
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no this thread is balls

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Re: Best idea ever
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2012, 12:10:09 pm »
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Hahaha.
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Re: Best idea ever
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2012, 02:05:15 pm »
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Best idea ever  :shock:
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Re: Best idea ever
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2012, 03:10:26 pm »
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I cant see why not...

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Re: Best idea ever
« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2012, 04:31:19 pm »
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Anyway, the real issue with the game is that people learn. And unlike QWOP this game allows learning to really improve your skill


I minus you for this.

I learned to play QWOP and now I can run the whole 100m

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Re: Best idea ever
« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2012, 04:32:40 pm »
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Ban he for trolling.

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Re: Best idea ever
« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2012, 06:35:05 pm »
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People always complaiend about having suggestions ignored and threads trolled by the devs.

but when i see suggestions like this or the one about "sucking a black dildo should regen your life", I'm not surprised devs act that way  :rolleyes:

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Re: Best idea ever
« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2012, 02:15:46 am »
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Yeah I can run the 100m in QWOP.

Maybe we should just make horses use QWOP and make archery a quick time event.
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Re: Best idea ever
« Reply #12 on: April 18, 2012, 02:30:09 am »
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This is like gambling, except there are no winners.

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Re: Best idea ever
« Reply #13 on: April 18, 2012, 04:09:01 am »
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Your description of massive armor and weapon gave me an idea.
What about a gamemode where a single random player gets in a team alone to fight all the other player but he gets weapon with crushtrough and 100000 dmg and 100000 armor with maybe a weak point like head, hands, legs, back or something.

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Re: Best idea ever
« Reply #14 on: April 18, 2012, 07:53:55 am »
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No my idea, is the only one that can save c-rpg.
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