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Offline Vibe

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Drowning in Problems
« on: April 28, 2014, 10:10:10 am »
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Re: Drowning in Problems
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2014, 10:35:44 am »
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depressing
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Re: Drowning in Problems
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2014, 10:57:58 am »
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:solving intensifies:

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Re: Drowning in Problems
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2014, 11:13:16 am »
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best scenario 2014
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Re: Drowning in Problems
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2014, 01:43:08 pm »
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gave up at teenager  :oops:
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Re: Drowning in Problems
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2014, 03:35:14 pm »
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Well that was an adventure to say the least
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Re: Drowning in Problems
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2014, 06:17:04 pm »
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They had to make it more realistic:

You are the center of universe, one who can never be wrong and always knows what's best for everyone. Solve. -Life +Nazi Zombie Apocalypse
You need to go to work. Solve. +Money +Stress
You need to to pay bills. Solve. -Money +Stress -Boner
You need to browse internet. Solve. -Stress +Boner
You have a raging boner. Solve. -Stress -Boner
You still have a raging boner. Solve. -Stress -Boner

EDIT:

And a female edition:

You have a vagina. Solve. -Life
Someone has a raging boner. Solve. +Stress
Someone still has a raging boner. Solve. +Stress
You need to make food. Solve. -Stress
You need to clean stuff. Solve. -Stress

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Re: Drowning in Problems
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2014, 06:35:59 pm »
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They had to make it more realistic:

You are the center of universe, one who can never be wrong and always knows what's best for everyone. Solve. -Life +Nazi Zombie Apocalypse
You need to go to work. Solve. +Money +Stress
You need to to pay bills. Solve. -Money +Stress -Boner
You need to browse internet. Solve. -Stress +Boner
You have a raging boner. Solve. -Stress -Boner
You still have a raging boner. Solve. -Stress -Boner

EDIT:

And a female edition:

You have a vagina. Solve. -Life
Someone has a raging boner. Solve. +Stress
Someone still has a raging boner. Solve. +Stress
You need to make food. Solve. -Stress
You need to clean stuff. Solve. -Stress

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The point of the game was to make you click on everything. I see no reason to "Solve" the "You need to pay bills", since there's no positive effect with it.
Just don't pay them, and you'll keep your Money and your Boner. Win win situation.
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