They had to make it more realistic:
You are the center of universe, one who can never be wrong and always knows what's best for everyone.
Solve. -Life +Nazi Zombie ApocalypseYou need to go to work.
Solve. +Money +StressYou need to to pay bills.
Solve. -Money +Stress -BonerYou need to browse internet.
Solve. -Stress +BonerYou have a raging boner.
Solve. -Stress -BonerYou still have a raging boner.
Solve. -Stress -BonerEDIT:
And a female edition:
You have a vagina.
Solve. -LifeSomeone has a raging boner.
Solve. +StressSomeone still has a raging boner.
Solve. +StressYou need to make food.
Solve. -StressYou need to clean stuff.
Solve. -Stress