There was no Trojan Horse(...), and no great adventure. We missed out.
No man, the metaphor lives on, because you, brave Odysseus, must return to sunny Ithaca (Nova Tahlberl) to reclaim your lands, your wife, and your son, godlike Telemachos, but the journey back is long, and Poseidon, Earthshaker (chadz) assails you at every turn. You will wander for many years (a few hours IRL) before you can see Dawn spread her rosy fingers o'er your homeland once more. On your way you will be tempted by the Sirens' song (real life), captured by the Cyclops Polyphemous (someone else), beset by tempests (lag spike), the monsters Scylla and Charybdis (Chinaserf1 and Chinaserf 2), the witch Circe (Witchcraft) and the temptress Calypso (also Witchcraft).
Meanwhile Aeneas, son of Troy (Kesh), flees the smoking ruins of his homeland and sails West (marches East), toward Italy (New Derchios Castle), to found a new nation that will one day become Rome (FCC 2.0).