This is an official ban request for PrimeMinister_Jeff_Of_Canada / blackrose_Baron_Geoff. I must warn you now that the actions of this individual were despicable and horribly offensive. The feint of heart should stop reading now and save themselves from the debauchery if they can.
At the time of these actions I was so overwhelmed with grief and disgust that I was unable to take a screenshot, but I will attempt to reconstruct the conversations as best I can. I will live through the agony of this immorality again for what is just and right - an immediate permanent ban for PrimeMinister_Jeff_Of_Canada. The conversation went roughly as follows:
OssumPawesome_Astralis:I say! Quite a jolly good day in this NA crpg game - wouldn't you agree PrimeMinister_Jeff_Of_Canada?
PrimeMinister_Jeff_Of_Canada:TODAY I WILL SUCK 10,000 DICKS. I WILL SUCK. 10,000. DICKS.
OssumPawesome_Astralis:but. but jeff. surely such an act would be unhealthy - both for yourself and those unfortunate enough to witness it. I beg of you man. Don't do this.
PrimeMinister_Jeff_Of_Canada:I WILL SUCK 10,000 DICKS IN FRONT OF SCHOOLCHILDREN. SUCKING DICK IS MY PASSION. AND I MUST SHOW MY PASSION TO THE WORLD.
OssumPawesome_Astralis:Jeff! No! Not the children! Please reconsider jeff - this blasphemy! This is madness!
PrimeMinister_Jeff_Of_Canada:madness? MADNESS? THIS IS CANADA!
PrimeMinister_Jeff_Of_Canada then proceeded to suck 10,000 smelly, uncircumcised, canadian penises. The children will be tainted forever. Though I am frankly in some horrible way impressed that one man can suck so much dick, the time for action is now. We cannot allow PrimeMinister_Jeff_Of_Canada to continue his immoral behavior in the NA crpg games - which do have some members who are children. Stop the madness. Stop the dicksucking. Ban PrimeMinister_Jeff_Of_Canada.