Huh. Let's see.
DeafeningFlood: The original 2-hand awlpike. 10 athletics pre-patch, tried to keep the same ethos, but failed. 14/24 now.
SingingInTheRain: Born after I GTX that one time to a 2-hander. Was intended to be a secret, anonymous killing machine, but then I stopped caring. Garbage hybrid currently.
AmplifierWorship: One-hander. 18/18. Feedbacker is a better album. So is Flood.
BlindingQuicksand: Archer. Not much to say.
CavalryPractice: One of my first alts actually, back from Warband's beta. Probably the most balanced of
my characters, counterintuitively.
Prince_of_Wales: Ladder troll, usually. Occasionally rides a courser.
Bruce_Lee: Fist chambers
blockspam: no hit only block
shieldspam: hahah
yagosforward: Horse archer. Read it backwards.
Psearch: Pseak clone
Lawlbaroth_The_Homeless: Balb clone
WeaponCollector: Collects weapons. Can pick up everything except 5+ shields, and level 6 horses. Or that's the plan at least.
[secret alt]: [secret]
I have a couple more, but they're either highly situation dependent, or hardly leveled at all.
Edited for both more and less readability.