The chess topic! (with problem to resolve! and game to play!)

[isatis]

I've never had the patience to play chess.

I might not be clever enough either, but I try to ignore that fact.

who said chess player needed patience 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bzrap8Vtyq8

apart from this miracle of dexterity ( may seem special, but I can't play 1min chess blitz IRL because I always splat the piece all apart... by luck i got internet!)
it take a lot of patience to enjoy chess (aka get a good lvl) I always laugh and feel a tad bad when I beat an ''average all-round player who played a lot when he was in high school'' giving them a queen advantage... having an expert as teacher may help, international master is even better though!

[Gomer]

At what point do you flip the bored and roundhouse kick the guy across the table yelling, "I WATCHED WALKER TEXAS RANGER YESTERDAY AND LEARNED ALL PROBLEMS ARE SOLVED WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK" Pause...... "Check"

[isatis]

if there is more than 10 000$ in game and no camera.

[Gomer]

if there is more than 10 000$ in game and no camera.

I did it to my brother. I don't care if he is only 6 he learned his lesson.... You don't beat Gomer cause I rage!

[isatis]

I did it to my brother. I don't care if he is only 6 he learned his lesson.... You don't beat Gomer cause I rage!

the sad thing in this is that your six year's old brother beat you 

usually it's me that get the rage ( me:checkmate in 4. other: FUUUUUUUUUUUUU *destroying the position* me: replacing the position and re said checkmate in 4. other: GTXting or trying a revenge that usually go to situation 2)
2: the worst thing I made was to beat up someone with equal piece, than a knight down, then a rook down then a queen down, he laughed when I took of the queen, he didn't say a word when he got checkmated after a sacrifice.

yes, i'm a check jerk


so in topic: here a beautiful website for people willing to improve! free for basic and pay if you want more!

http://chesstempo.com/

try it, it's interesting and in many language!

[Sniger]

www.chess.com

my user "springby"

pls add me.

C:

[isatis]

www.chess.com

my user "springby"

pls add me.

C:

cool site here

you mah chess e-friend noaw!

leIsatis is here for you!

(you lucky, I'm very bad at internet chess : always forgetting some piece...)

[isatis]

bump

I got no more joyful players?