Author Topic: Make your own sentence (Read 6125 times)

AdNecrias · « **Reply #30 on:** February 11, 2011, 03:43:57 am »

I left my hovercraft as it was full of eels.

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ShinySpoons · « **Reply #31 on:** February 11, 2011, 07:57:32 am »

I did a blowjob to your mom because I'm single

Awww yeah

Christo · « **Reply #32 on:** February 11, 2011, 11:44:13 am »

I did a blowjob to Barney the Dinosaur because I smoked crack.

lol.

SeQuel · « **Reply #33 on:** February 17, 2011, 05:40:30 am »

I got married with a lesbian because im sexy.

ohhhh yahhhh giggity

Earthdforce · « **Reply #34 on:** February 17, 2011, 06:37:17 am »

I stabbed a condom because I was horny.

Notice I didn't say what I stabbed it with ;)

tyranoid · « **Reply #35 on:** February 17, 2011, 07:13:58 am »

I hate a dog because I have perfect abs

Keshian · « **Reply #36 on:** February 17, 2011, 07:32:13 am »

I took a crap on Madonna because I'm racist.

Phoenix · « **Reply #37 on:** February 17, 2011, 07:39:29 am »

I did a blowjob to a piece of shit because I have perfect abs..... There we go I did baltons for him

Now for mine. I killed a drug dealer because thats what I am... And that is completely correct because I would do that.

Butan · « **Reply #38 on:** February 17, 2011, 11:29:35 pm »

I hate a cookie jar because I stink.

Krakatit · « **Reply #39 on:** February 18, 2011, 05:49:29 pm »

I did a blowjob to Barney the dinosaur because im gay.

Im at work and we have yellow T-shirts... Well it doesnt matter because just my birth month was enough...

AdNecrias · « **Reply #40 on:** February 18, 2011, 08:32:22 pm »

With Master Yoda classes had I.

POOPHAMMER · « **Reply #41 on:** February 19, 2011, 12:12:57 am »

I got married with a bowl of cereal because im sexy