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Total War Series / Re: post patch 14 rome 2 discussion

« on: October 09, 2014, 07:18:01 pm »

Whats good?

The AI (both enemy and your own troops) is low.

You have to tell your elite units (including elephants) to defend themselves - otherwise the worst enemy troops will simply slaughter them. Mindless click click click.

Instead of waiting 1 round till the city would surrender, the AI starts an assault and loses 4 armies.

Its a game for children who dont care about poor graphics.

Lastly, even on best gaming machines in many many cases there are unbearable lags and freezes because sloppy game code. 

To sum up, its been a while I enjoyed playing Rome (1). In all those years, CA apparently learnt nothing but keep kids buying their crap.
Worst game ever.

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Spam / Weltmeister

« on: July 17, 2014, 12:09:02 pm »

What do you think about it? Funny, or "crossed the line"?

So gehen die Gauchos, die Gauchos, die gehen so. So gehen die Deutschen, die Deutschen, die gehen so.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xsNSCwHMos

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General Discussion / Whats new to crpg?

« on: June 08, 2014, 10:52:19 pm »

Can someone sum it up?

Last time I played crpg archery was useless and 1h-nudge was quite fun. This was back in, well, I cant remember.

Just tell me what happened in crpg from nudge to now. 

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General Discussion / Re: I had a nightmare, about cRPG last night

« on: June 08, 2014, 10:48:47 pm »

I always knew crpg players are weird. I would bet I could form a team that could knick native nerds, in native. I mean, when you have the discipline to grind over and over again, native should be like going on holidays.

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General Discussion / Re: Who is your biggest rival in-game?

« on: June 08, 2014, 10:42:49 pm »

Peacemaker said I am his nemesis because I have a right mouse button fetish.

(Not everybody likes to spam the biggest stick he can find.)

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General Discussion / Re: taleworlds down?

« on: June 08, 2014, 10:37:24 pm »

Hopefully its not permanent. Someone said the Turkish Sultan shot down twitter and facebook. Maybe taleworlds was next? Cant anyone stop that guy? Where is Putin when you need him?

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General Discussion / taleworlds down?

« on: June 08, 2014, 10:31:17 pm »

Hello ladies,

I dont get access to taleworlds forums and dont see any native servers (in-game).
Is it just me?

Regards,
M

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General Discussion / Re: New armours and weapons

« on: October 26, 2013, 11:34:49 am »

There already some 1h and 2h made by Jarold, in game files. I hope they will add them.

Maybe you could ask him to create a sword like the above?
And forge the armour, please.

Teeth, turn off the computer and get a life.

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Suggestions Corner / Re: Duel Server

« on: October 26, 2013, 11:30:42 am »

I was asking for a tiny 24/7 daylight team death match server since 2011,

so, well, good luck.

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General Discussion / Re: New armours and weapons

« on: October 26, 2013, 11:26:24 am »

Do you just do this to get -'s?

I am not very familiar with Nerd/ internet language.
What were you trying to say?

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General Discussion / New armours and weapons

« on: October 26, 2013, 11:17:59 am »

I think its time for some new armour pieces, weapons.

Here are a few suggestions.

If I was not totally incompetent, I would have done the textures myself.

Can you help?

new sword

(click to show/hide)

http://s7.directupload.net/images/131026/rvbt3pi7.png

shield and pike

(click to show/hide)

http://s14.directupload.net/images/131026/dkniefyb.png

http://s14.directupload.net/images/131026/cf9vhw9s.png

Hetairoi

(click to show/hide)

http://s14.directupload.net/images/131026/7hzdwwjd.png

(Screenshots from TWR2)

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General Discussion / Re: why do native players hate crpg?

« on: August 29, 2013, 05:19:30 pm »

I like his quote below his name. "Don't Take me Seriously."

Its good, no? You never should take someone seriously who tells the truth. You know why? The truth hurts.

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General Discussion / Re: why do native players hate crpg?

« on: August 29, 2013, 05:11:07 pm »

LOL michael...

3 good shielders going up against a good 2her, the 3 shielders are likely going to win 9 out of 10 times in crpg.  You're either terrible or talking out of your ass.

Well, you are NA man. I am talking about European players with good combat skills and better internet connection. Its common knowledge that the American skill level in Warband is even worse than the NA football level. Ah wait, you call it soccer, right. Soccer.
 

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General Discussion / Re: why do native players hate crpg?

« on: August 29, 2013, 05:06:36 pm »

It is, swings are a lot more predictable here, and thats where the uneding block duels come from.

I had 1h-sword duels of 5 minutes and longer in native...........havent seen anything similiar in crpg, in the first place because every effective crpg hero is running away from parry duel. s and e key
and then they qq about v.

Greatsword-Noobery is more horrible in native, though.

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General Discussion / Re: why do native players hate crpg?

« on: August 29, 2013, 05:00:27 pm »

On speed:

Simple example: Three skilled shield warriors attack a single two-hand/ polearm-hero. Assuming the shielders know what they are doing, what will happen:

In native: The guy with the greatsword/ pike will backpedal, focus on parry, but if he doesnt get any help very soon, he will die, for sure.

in crpg: the guy with the greatsword with good armor runs through/ around them, randomly spamming, and kills all three of them, maybe blocking once.

in crpg the guy with clothes stands on s-key and continues swinging his greatsword and kills all three of them without using right mouse button a single time.

in crpg, the guy with polearm, ah wait, in crpg no shielder is crazy enough to attack a polearm.


People like crpg because they like the illusion that they are good with 2h/pole, but actually its more like TES V. You are not that good, when your bow can kill a giant with a single arrow. Its the bow thats that good. Same here, take a 1h, try to master nudge.
From my (skip the fun) experience, when I cant kill a guy with greatsword or poleaxe, I cant with 1h.