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General Discussion / Re: Last words from all c-rpg gamers.

« on: December 29, 2018, 06:40:19 pm »

Ahahahaha, it is dead.

I doubt anyone here remembers me. God this game was toxic, and I remember my anger issue 16 yr old self absolutely causing havoc for some time.

There was some guy here who really hated me.... Mc-something. Yeah. If he is still here, what's up lol.

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Game Admin Feedback / Re: Please ban joan and demod Elderly_Woman

« on: June 27, 2015, 03:47:52 am »

Note, DoomCarrot is blacklisted from future battles, if you would like to discuss this please file a complaint with the Holy chadzian Empire Council. Appropriate actions will be taken there.

GG. I guess I'm done with crpg then, if this is the way its going to be. I have better ways to spend my life anyways.

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Game Admin Feedback / Re: Please ban joan and demod Elderly_Woman

« on: June 27, 2015, 03:39:55 am »

You had multiple warnings from the admins to stop. Please try to pay attention to chat and respond when admins call out you.

You're unbanned.

Maybe it would be nice if admins called me out. Or maybe if Joan stopped spam tking me so that I could speak or apologize for looking at her for fucks sake.

And at least you unbanned me. You've earned back a bit of my respect. I've come across mods who permabanned me for stuff that wasn't even relevant to the game.

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Game Admin Feedback / Re: Please ban joan and demod Elderly_Woman

« on: June 27, 2015, 03:34:15 am »

**over multiple minutes**

I'm picturing Joan attacking me with her axe while screaming into a mic "HELP ME HEEELP DOOM CARROT IS ATTACKING MY CATAPULT I NEED HELP"
Also, the fact that she was complaining about me looking her way assures me that she is a dumbass. Or he is a dumbass. Its a dumbass.
Also, sounds like your typical old boys club/admin community bullshit. This is what I was afraid of. Be friends with the admins or its not your server gtfo. 

Get good

Why don't you have another cup of shut the fuck up. The first one didn't shut you the fuck up.

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cRPG Technical problems / Re: Ping going way up

« on: June 27, 2015, 03:31:04 am »

I had 100000 ping earlier today...


And 112 ping in-game.

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Game Admin Feedback / Re: Please ban joan and demod Elderly_Woman

« on: June 27, 2015, 03:20:25 am »

he wasnt struggling with cata he was trying to aim m8 ur shit and dont understand how cata work pls get good

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I'm actually fuming right now so if I seem like a completely asshole, stubborn dick who is hellbent on murdering those two youre damn right.

I have had some VERY bad, personal experiences with badmins from other games/servers, and I honestly will probably quit crpg if shit like this continues. I do not tolerate this bull fucking shit anymore. I'm done and I'm pissed and fuck you all. Have a nice day and a downvote.

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Game Admin Feedback / Elderly Woman

« on: June 27, 2015, 03:17:39 am »

She doesn't have a topic.

Absolute shit mod. GG 1/10.

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Game Admin Feedback / Please ban joan and demod Elderly_Woman

« on: June 27, 2015, 03:12:45 am »

I'm very pissed right now.

So on strat battle, everything is honkey dorey today. Well, Joan is manning the catapult, and I spawned right next to the catapult. I saw her struggling with finding the block thing, and had it on my screen, so thought "I'll help" and started to pull the block back. No big deal, right? Just helping her move the block so she can fire the catapult.

Well Joan is apparently a bitch. She just charges at me and attacks me with her long axe. I spam qqq qqq qqq  qqq but no ones helping so I just run away with half health. I was just like "wooooow, she really is a bitch about the catapult, but whatever." END OF SCENE.

Ok, fast forward 10 minutes.

I spawn by catapult again. Joan is still there. I LOOK at the catapult from like 10 feet away, I wasn't even going to go over there, I was just kinda staring at her. She IMMEDIATELY CHARGES AND ATTACKS ME ON SIGHT. WHAT THE FUCK. I start trying to backpedal and run as she spams attacks. She breaks my shield, and I keep running. She literally chases me halfway to the castle as I'm running for my life trying to survive. She kills me. I press ctr m and report her once. (should have spammed it 5 times, oh well).

So I respawn and immediately say "JOAN WTF WOW MOD PLEASE KICK OR BAN HER" and IMMEDIATELY I get kicked by that dumbass cunt mod elderly_woman. wooooow.

I log back in, spawn, and am immediately BANNED.

WHAT THE FUCK PLEASE BAN JOAN AND DEMOD ELDERLY. She is a shit mod and I wasn't able to participate in a battle because of the two fuckers. Thanks a lot guys.


P.S. I'm sure nothing will happen as the admin community is entirely incompetent, just like every other warband server I've ever played.

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Announcements / Re: cRPG Ingame Feature - what is it you want?

« on: June 27, 2015, 02:23:43 am »

Good luck finding motivated, dependable and able people that don't go MIA after a few weeks. It doesn't actually get better at the twilight days of a game's life cycle.

Umm... I'm pretty sure that would be quite doable, seeing as almost everybody who plays crpg currently are no lifers who play this game every day...

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General Off Topic / Re: Heritage not Hate

« on: June 27, 2015, 02:21:14 am »

If the south had won you'd get to celebrate two Independence days instead of one. That'd be pretty sweet.

The day some politicians/intellectuals decided some truths were self-evident, overrode all common law and attempted to leave a government that did not hold their best interests at heart or reflect the views of their people. Very similar scenarios in some ways. I always thought of revolution against a government as being a little more grass-roots than all that, neither of the US revolutions were really like that.

Is the South had won, they probably would have eventually turned america into two warring countries honestly.

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Suggestions Corner / Re: Overhaul/buff one-handed axes

« on: June 27, 2015, 02:18:55 am »

One handed axes were buffed quite a bit, they used to be weaker. Right now they are badass and have secondary pierce mode.

Only the axes with a little spike on the back. And blunt does more damage for its range, and swords are much faster.... Why use an axe as of now? besides shield busting of course.

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General Off Topic / Re: Heritage not Hate

« on: June 26, 2015, 11:47:02 pm »

the winners write history.

Damn thats profound.

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cRPG Technical problems / Re: Game crashing upon Alt-Tab

« on: June 26, 2015, 11:45:28 pm »

Use alt escape. It just minimizes he window to your desktop.

Also, use spoilers next time.

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General Off Topic / Re: HBO's Game of Thrones. [No Book Spoilers]

« on: June 26, 2015, 10:00:18 pm »

ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY: So why did you kill Jon Snow?
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN: Oh, you think he’s dead, do you?

GEORGE R.R. MARTIN: you're damn right. I love killing good characters.

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Suggestions Corner / Re: Overhaul/buff one-handed axes

« on: June 26, 2015, 09:48:11 pm »

No, the chambering window is the same, and he didn't really say it could take longer to block, but as he did mention, if you miss a swing you minds well be stunned. Basically, with an unbalanced weapon, you almost always have to complete the entire swing animation before you can do anything else, since cancelling the swing (and especially feinting) is nearly impossible most of the time. With any balanced weapon you can feint with ease and cancel the swing at any point, really, depending on your wpf with that weapon type. It is almost guaranteed that you can cancel the swing in the first half or so of the swinging animation, but after that can be tricky. With an unbalanced weapon you'd be lucky to cancel it within the first tenth of the animation.

Oh so basically you just cannot cancel an attack.