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Diplomacy / Re: If the Gobblins puss out
« on: March 27, 2016, 05:18:25 pm »
There will always be people who downvote you.  What I do, is just have a little cry, call my mom, then get a gallon of Ben and Jerry's and watch sad movies in my PJs.  Within two weeks I'm fine  :D

I just get in my car and play adele until I've run out of bodily fluids

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Diplomacy / Re: If the Gobblins puss out
« on: March 26, 2016, 05:40:09 pm »
I see the Gobblins have split their empire up.  To all the ex-Gobblins, I sincerely thank you for staying.  Hopefully now the political landscape will be more interesting.  And perhaps there will be a need now for mercenary armies, which is what I had hoped to do this strat.

Oh boy smaller factions means we can get back to our shitty little 10v10 100 man battles

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Diplomacy / Re: Return of the Squids
« on: March 26, 2016, 04:19:23 pm »
I don't think you understand the concept of autism.

Ask Daruvian, he's severely fucking autistic.

What are you then?

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Diplomacy / Re: Return of the Squids
« on: March 25, 2016, 08:15:27 pm »
Do you even know how to read?  My post was merely a statement of facts.  Trying to set Kesh straight on what the issue actually is.

No, he knows how to read. What he does not know is how to read and comprehend English in a way where he can make an educated response back in a proper and full sentence.

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Diplomacy / Re: Return of the Squids
« on: March 25, 2016, 06:49:39 pm »
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Yeah because you are strategus genius

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Diplomacy / Re: Strat 6: Wars and Alliances NA
« on: March 25, 2016, 04:34:50 pm »
evry1 is vazal 2 BIRD clan

BIRD CLAN BEST CLAN
CAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAW

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Diplomacy / Re: Return of the Squids
« on: March 25, 2016, 06:41:09 am »
Don't act like you've never done it before, f aggot

Anywho, I think it's a shame to see the GOBBLIN faction go, but I can understand why you guys are leaving. It's draining to play a game that has literally zero support from the developers. The game will have lost a lot of its energy with the loss of its currently most active clan.

Hope melee:battlegrounds is worth it.

lmao

You're right, I have cringed at your posts before

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Diplomacy / Re: Return of the Squids
« on: March 25, 2016, 02:06:08 am »
That's the second time this Strat when a lot of battles were ruined, at least in NA.

Its actually the third time so far in this strat where battles have been forfeit. There was yesterday, the taleworlds servers and when dupre had that shitty patch

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Diplomacy / Re: Return of the Squids
« on: March 25, 2016, 01:54:53 am »
I wouldn't say the GOBBLINS are burnt out from playing the game but from all of the extra shit that comes with the game. The website unexpectedly crashing for varying increments of time, the servers being unavailable, patches during a strat battle.

But hey I'm a my old friendgot

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Diplomacy / Re: Return of the Squids
« on: March 25, 2016, 12:44:38 am »
nice downboat mcdeath, let me guess "bro its not english class lol..."

fuckin pooft

I do want people be correct with something that's taught as late as third grade. I just cringed at your post.


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Diplomacy / Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
« on: February 12, 2016, 04:51:57 pm »

So am I Waldo now?  See who can find me now! 

Yeah, I am just seeing what you guys are going to discount and loom while travelling on my trade run.  For some reason no one has thought to loom helmets anywhere.  I guess concussions are not a worry for the average crpg player.  Still minimal involvement.

i get 6 cuntcusion n i good in brain

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General Discussion / Re: A Tribute to Zlotz
« on: February 11, 2016, 07:51:54 pm »
Maybe you guys better stop teamkilling him.

he bun tred 4 axedent team hit n he say he sry 4 all ban tred he make but he was nut rly sry

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Diplomacy / Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
« on: February 11, 2016, 07:48:22 pm »
Hmm

ya know...I was really hoping for occ\frisia\mb\raven etc etc, you know, all the pathetically hopeless useless clans that FCC effortlessly crushed and ultimately broke into RQing the game.

I was hoping they would come back... and now that they are...

I once accused HCE of being rodents waiting out the extinction of creatures far mightier than themselves, so they could emerge as the rulers of the scraps FCC, TkoV and Squids left behind...but when you think about it...all NA except FCC are pretty much rat fucks.

and so, I wait patiently for real kings and conquerors to return, hopefully Kesh, Matey, and Bale read this, and understand how special they were compared to the rest you you lame ass douchebag wannabee gay homo;s...until these actual kings come back, my views on NA haven't changed a lot

"im not fighting for EU cuz i hate acre so much...i fucking HATE ALL OF U, every last one of u fucking losers, who play a fucking game for 4 fucking yrs , never once taking the time to actually learn wtf to do...instead...4 yrs down the road...u all still dont know shit about the game, fuck all about how to play the game well

all NA does is make excuses...4 yrs of fucking trolling and goofing around...and when battle comes and you should already know wot to do, and whats expected of u...u make excuses instead, u had just as much time to learn the game as EU clans \ FCC

4 fucking yrs and NA is still unaware of the fact, they love to do something, they are terrible at.


so there goes my hopes and expectations of a actual good war, fighting for a faction that knows what they are doing and takes the game seriously. i know FCC aint coming back, i was hoping EU could take their place...as EU does take the game WAY more seriously..."

http://forum.melee.org/the-chamber-of-tears/fucknafuckthemodmodisdeadfucku/

...

fuck NA.

u talk lot wit no cuntex on toepik red an book n lern or u cri to ur mum cuz we donut care

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Diplomacy / Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
« on: February 11, 2016, 07:44:17 pm »
The good gay or the bad gay?

wut u man gud gey onle bed gey r u dum all gey r bed u dum feg

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Diplomacy / Re: GOBBLIN DECREED INCOMPETENT
« on: February 10, 2016, 06:14:58 pm »
Yo smoothrich, do girls find your multiple personalities and raging autism attractive?

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