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General Discussion / Re: Independence Day is Coming

« on: July 03, 2014, 08:28:53 pm »

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  <---post battle shot, as of today

ya that battle where i was lvl 25 with 12/18 and outperformed 80% of the players, i didnt need some sperg build, get good you fuck.

LOL u r gen 34 and i am THIS MUCH BETTER THAN U? fukn crazy its like u must have just been touching your dongle for 34 gens, i am only like gen 16 lol

pretty pathetic IMHO

also ur a huge kunt kracker, like for real u say "u guys r the reason 4 bans" and within like 5 minutes make a ban thred for a good player (dovahkiin), pls get your head out of your asstism m8

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General Discussion / Re: Independence Day is Coming

« on: July 03, 2014, 08:04:46 pm »

You posted a shitty thread with a shit poll.  You and the rest of your spergy butt fuck clan is the reason why people get banned in the first place, just like lasts nights battle, you constantly trolled people, idk why in the fuck anyone would take you seriously, and because of that, you can make another 12 threads, and aint shit going to be done about it, hence why you have to preach from a second account.  /thread

lol u men that battle where i was best and u r nobody pleb?

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lol ya get back 2 me when u r good okay ty bye lol

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General Discussion / Re: stand united with allers against bad admins

« on: July 03, 2014, 07:36:48 pm »

excuse me brothers can we please all downvote canary here

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General Discussion / Re: Independence Day is Coming

« on: July 03, 2014, 07:12:41 pm »

Now, we have a small group of individuals, who are angry at the adminship, want them all removed, and want to start another server up, hmmm sounds familiar, as if this has all happened before.  Either way, fuck allers, and stop making dumbass threads.

>small group of players
>dumbass threads
 
except 90 people agreed with the first thread i posted and the majority of players, like 70 said they want admin changes lol

go back 2 being awful player who contributes nothing to this community, autismblitz

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General Discussion / Re: What players make NA cRPG more fun for you (LEL POINTLESS MEGAPOLL)?

« on: July 03, 2014, 07:05:37 pm »

BLAST FROM THE PAST

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General Discussion / Re: stand united with allers against bad admins

« on: July 03, 2014, 07:02:10 pm »

Canary come on, are you implying that theres anyone in this community who hasnt roughly done what Allers did while levelling up? Level 10 people do that shit day in and day out. It's a fucking video game there was no victim to his crime.

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General Discussion / Re: Revert the Great Helmet

« on: October 31, 2013, 05:33:13 am »

Always M. Always.

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General Discussion / Revert the Great Helmet

« on: October 31, 2013, 05:04:53 am »

You pieces of shit, you better revert the great helmet to its glitched form or put its glitched form in as a new item. You can't just take it away you sons of bitches. THE GOBBLIN KING will not stand for this.

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Diplomacy / Re: War of Northern Aggression

« on: October 31, 2013, 04:17:37 am »

More like war of really bad aggression.

Suck,our dicks.

I'm drunk. They're selling trays of 15, 24 oz. yuenglings across the street for 19 bucks. That's a 30 of yuengling. I'm belligerently drunk with my friends watching Jurassic Park. I need to RP now, but language fails me. I need to contribute to my factions diplomacy so I'm going to declare even more war on the Cock Confederacy on behalf of the Cavalieres. Consider your dicks munched, nerds.

Trust me you want to open this spoiler.

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Diplomacy / Re: War of Northern Aggression

« on: October 30, 2013, 01:35:15 am »

Funny you should say that. Today I helped my Boss(the Engineer) start designing this adult living facility. I think it was made just for you. It's got the first floor as solid Concrete Masonry Units(CMU's) which help support that massive flab that you have to lug around. Though they haven't been designed yet, steel beams to allow you to not collapse are being installed, because we'd rather not have our ginormous client unable to get up once he's fallen down. Humpty had that happen, so we don't need the great big gobblin to have that happen yet either.

But to allow you play that awesome space jam, we made the second and third stories wood to not shatter from the strength of the  songs. There's even a giant flower garden on the leeward side so that your stench doesn't kill the surrounding neighborhoods.

Of course, this took 3 hours, and then we got a call from the Architect giving us a 10 day extension cause you happened to move to much and they needed to get some cranes to your current location to prop you back up in the correct position for placement into your new house. Sorry, but we'll get your nice Living Facility designed and built on time so that you can move in right when your current facility gets to big for your ever expanding girth.

I do so hope you like the awesome exercise machine I put in...It's called a mouse and keyboard. It'll help your fingers at least maintain some form of your original self.

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I do hope you liked this. It's what I actually spent today doing, but gave it a spin just for you.

See Jona, here's a man that knows how to play along.

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Diplomacy / Re: War of Northern Aggression

« on: October 30, 2013, 12:46:10 am »

OH, wow, you work SO much. Fuk I do 60 hours a week at work. And still manage video games and school. Yea, ok. Get better at IRL scrub.

Oh, and I'm working on becoming a Certified Engineer, while finishing my Graduate Degree for a Masters in Civil Engineering.

Yes Anders but that is because you have more time to give to work every week because unlike me you don't take time out to shower, exercise, and diggle bitches.

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jk m8 did i russle ur fethers a bit?

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Strategus General Discussion / Re: What would Raven Mercs like to see (gear choices)

« on: October 29, 2013, 08:43:54 pm »

Don't worry, I'm going to rehabilitate the CC and teach them the GOBBLIN METHOD TO BEING GOOD.

Oh, and start bringing +3 long mauls to every fight so I can have top KDR, kills, and score every match.

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Diplomacy / Re: War of Northern Aggression

« on: October 29, 2013, 05:58:55 pm »

YOU'RE WRONG, I'M RIGHT.

See, I just managed to sum up our entire conversation and save us lots of future time that would have been lost, all by concentrating the argument we might have had down into four words. Isn't that neat?

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I used to be unable to hold back from posting whole pointless forum arguments, but now any time I find I'm about to give in and argue for my e-dick, I instead just visualize that the words I see on the screen are simply being typed from some greasy nerd hundreds of miles away sitting in a computer chair taking a respite from his work, classes, or social life that day to say jerkoff things on the internet, and that this person will never have the slightest true consequence upon my life. It's easy to detach and not care at all after that. I share this as a tip for anyone who wants to break free from feeling they have to respond to stuff like that.

Oh, and another protip brought to you by DogDick; recycle left over beef filets and toilet paper rolls to make a homemade fleshlight.

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The Chamber of Tears / Re: Increase the speed and damage on polearms.

« on: October 29, 2013, 05:40:33 pm »

Polearms are a very, very strong class right now. They do not need a buff. I die in 2-3 shots from an awlpike or bec de corbin, even through milanese plate and 33 STR/11 IF. Pikes are meant to be support weapons they don't need a buff.

If anything give lances a small buff maybe. Most polearms need no buff.

I topped my team 52-12 using a polearm the other day in a 50v50 battle. They are pretty stronk.

But hey what the fuck do I know?

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Diplomacy / Re: War of Northern Aggression

« on: October 29, 2013, 05:31:27 pm »

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omg u r bad and im good thats why my last battle with you we had a 0.06 KDR

Sure thing bro.

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Part of the reason I made my faction is because I got way to tired of this bullshit, inane, time-wasting, humorless slop that people throw on the forums a la your last two posts. At least make your shit posting humorous Jona. Stop looking for satisfying replies; I don't provide those. That would encourage your shit behavior. My viewpoint on arguing this shit with a serious tone with people like you on the forums can be summed up by the following video.

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