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Diplomacy / Re: Business As Usual
« on: July 04, 2013, 06:34:24 am »
Having roused from another long night of drinking and stumbled (and possibly stubbled?) homoerotic confusion, the White Knight fully awoke to the sounds of a nearby Squire shouting about something. The White Knight approached the Squire known as Havelle and in the most polite and eloquent way asked "WUSS ALL 'ISH SHIT THEN."
Havelle replied with the message relayed to him earlier, "Cikel Le Mallard and Caliph Apollo Le Le have sent a message to the kingdom of Rindyar that they are leaving the Kingdom of Frisia."
"Wow those cuntqueens," replied an upset Knight.
"They have foreseen a conflict of internal strife and called to action for something to be able to fix such a great problem." The White Knight has now noticed that Havelle has been talking exclusively to his hands, not having looked up since the Knight had yelled at him earlier. Havelle's hands also featured many splinters that appear to have possibly been causing some health concerns. The White Knight considered mentioning the issue, but thought the better of himself and came to the conclusion that the Squire was simply working hard. Extremely hard. In the woodwork.
"Is that the result of you and the Gay Knight?" the White Knight asked, hoping not to startle him.
"W-what? N-no, not at all! I have just been working hard, trying to keep the kingdom stable. Do you think he would notice me though, fufu~?"
"...Sure, why not. About these issues however; do they appear to be working themselves out?"
"Well we are not quite sure," Havelle replied, still not looking up from his hands. "The Gay Knight and Sandersson the Autistic appear to have been addressed by the two leaving Caliphates. They do not quite know how to address it."
"What a dreadful time to live in, where an entire kingdom has not a way to fix its own internal conflicts. It makes me question its entire integrity. Surely the collective must be strong enough to band together and fix these problems, and find the strength to overcome such ignorant claims upon our just ruling. The Frisian Freedom has fought long and hard to maintain its legitimacy amongst a group maintained almost exclusively through inbreeding and shitflinging. These men have no right to rule a kingdom. I must go find our leaders now, for surely there is a solution that we are not seeing."
"Yes sir, you have an inspiring message, go with haste and great luck."
"Whatever my old friend, cya," replied the White Knight, "after that I'm fucking the first thing I find."
Havelle replied with the message relayed to him earlier, "Cikel Le Mallard and Caliph Apollo Le Le have sent a message to the kingdom of Rindyar that they are leaving the Kingdom of Frisia."
"Wow those cuntqueens," replied an upset Knight.
"They have foreseen a conflict of internal strife and called to action for something to be able to fix such a great problem." The White Knight has now noticed that Havelle has been talking exclusively to his hands, not having looked up since the Knight had yelled at him earlier. Havelle's hands also featured many splinters that appear to have possibly been causing some health concerns. The White Knight considered mentioning the issue, but thought the better of himself and came to the conclusion that the Squire was simply working hard. Extremely hard. In the woodwork.
"Is that the result of you and the Gay Knight?" the White Knight asked, hoping not to startle him.
"W-what? N-no, not at all! I have just been working hard, trying to keep the kingdom stable. Do you think he would notice me though, fufu~?"
"...Sure, why not. About these issues however; do they appear to be working themselves out?"
"Well we are not quite sure," Havelle replied, still not looking up from his hands. "The Gay Knight and Sandersson the Autistic appear to have been addressed by the two leaving Caliphates. They do not quite know how to address it."
"What a dreadful time to live in, where an entire kingdom has not a way to fix its own internal conflicts. It makes me question its entire integrity. Surely the collective must be strong enough to band together and fix these problems, and find the strength to overcome such ignorant claims upon our just ruling. The Frisian Freedom has fought long and hard to maintain its legitimacy amongst a group maintained almost exclusively through inbreeding and shitflinging. These men have no right to rule a kingdom. I must go find our leaders now, for surely there is a solution that we are not seeing."
"Yes sir, you have an inspiring message, go with haste and great luck."
"Whatever my old friend, cya," replied the White Knight, "after that I'm fucking the first thing I find."