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General Discussion / Re: cRPG Haikus

« on: July 03, 2012, 06:47:47 am »

Dirty ninja bitch,
He stabbed me right in the back,
Where is the damn cav?

Damn, headshot again,
Fuck this lack of head armour,
Waiting for next round.

Cavalry sucks ass,
Why you no love the Palfrey,
He is awesome, yo.

Two hand is OP,
What the fuck was chadz thinking?
Buff everything else.

Whine, QQ, boohoo,
Everyone is OP bro,
Going back to WoW.

What the fuck rage ball?
You can not be serious,
Ball was on the line!

Admins use speed hacks,
What the fuck is this shit man,
I will report you!

Fear me, the peasant.
I will launch my mighty stone,
Right between your eyes.

Heh, Jesus dildo,
Flying through the air at me,
Fucking hell that hurt.

I wrote ten poems,
More fun than crpg,
The mod is now dead.

Nice! All correct and creative! 

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General Discussion / Re: cRPG Haikus

« on: June 24, 2012, 01:02:52 am »

Wow. 5, 7, 5. What the fuck is so hard?

What the fuck is hard
About counting syllables
I have a boner

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General Discussion / Re: cRPG Haikus

« on: June 23, 2012, 10:02:16 pm »

See an Archer Noob
Steer horse In his Direction
Coming From Behind

Morningstar Raised up
My horse's Penis is Erect
Therefore so is mine

I get closer Yet
Butt Fucker Bronco Charges
The time has come Now

Crash into the noob
Before the noob hit the ground
My Star hit his face

Brains on the red Ground
Man and horse semen as well
We are satisfied

Lemmy, you Creep! 

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General Discussion / Re: Teleporting animals = horse

« on: June 23, 2012, 09:34:33 pm »

Horse have warp mode now? Fucking great. 

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General Discussion / Re: cRPG Haikus

« on: June 23, 2012, 09:28:11 pm »

Fuck this weaboo
Fuck him and his stupid post
Fish fish fish fish fish

Well done, dude! Did your parents make sure you became a stupid troll asshole or did you work on it yourself?

Who's a weeaboo by the way? I'm a crossbowman hybrid. Get it right, dicksmack. 

Fuck this weaboo crossbowman
Fuck him and his stupid post
Fish fish fish fish fish I have a boner

FTFY 

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General Discussion / cRPG Haikus

« on: June 23, 2012, 09:16:44 pm »

Classic 5, 7, 5 format, show us what you got; I'll get it started:




Alive at the end
Bumping, evading, missing
Mounted Archery


Better than myself
Footwork, feinting, striking true
My armor still wins


I cannot adapt
Your movements confuse my wits
Glad I have a shield


I have him running
Nowhere to go, he turns, shoots
Mortymor tricked me

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Suggestions Corner / Re: Hammer Repair Mode

« on: June 13, 2012, 05:55:52 pm »

You're a soldier, not an engineer. This is a novel idea but totally irrelevant to cRPG.

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Suggestions Corner / Kick to interrupt crossbow reload

« on: June 13, 2012, 05:53:40 pm »

I think a crossbowman should be able to throw a kick out in case someone runs up on him while hes reloading. It would cancel the reload of course.

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Game Balance Discussion / Re: Equalize weapon master & agility builds

« on: May 26, 2012, 06:43:33 pm »

In my opinion it's just crazy how little WPF is really needed for builds. Hardly anyone goes past 3 weapon master if they use it all which is unfair to archers who have to put points into it if they want to hit anything while melee shoves those points into shield or IF

This x1000. WPF needs to be more necessary. Right now it's so secondary its basically a preference.

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Suggestions Corner / Re: Suggestion: Stamina bar and mechanics for it.

« on: May 14, 2012, 11:29:41 pm »

you dont have to add the entire thing at once.  You can start it in phases.

Phase 1: The Begining
Athletics x 10 = Stamina.  Sprinting increases speed 15% at the cost of 10 stamina a second, at 0 weight.  Jumping takes 1/3 of your total stamina.  Make a formula for how weight interacts with stamina usage and recovery.  Maybe even throw in some shit that middle level players 10-20 get bonus to stamina since they're technically YOUNGER. etc etc

Phase 2:  Held attacks start to deplete stamina slowly after 1 second

Phase 3:  Swings now take stamina.  Formula for weight of weapon & your WPF determine stamina used.  Perhaps missed swings use MORE stamina.  Feints also use some % of a normal swings sta

Phase4:  Parrys take stamina away from blocker based on dmg & weight of weapon attacking them.  Shield blocks of melee weapons takes sta.  Holding shield up slowly drains sta.


this is not fucking brain surgery.  many other games have stamina/endurance systems.

It's been my opinion for a really long time that a stamina bar would clean up several issues with cRPG in one fell swoop (after issues have been worked out).

I think that's one thing that Age of Chivalry had absolutely right.

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Sell/Trade / Re: Loom Point - 600,000

« on: April 17, 2012, 03:17:07 am »

Trade accepted!

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Sell/Trade / Re: Loom Point - 600,000

« on: April 16, 2012, 09:22:17 pm »

Loom a pair of Rus Cavalry Boots for me, sir. Thanks very much for patience and courtesy.

Put up a trade for anything silly for 600K + item price. I'll give you the gold up front so if we miss each other again it isn't an issue and you have the gold.

I put up Stones for +1 Rus Cavalry Boots and noted it. Let this post be record of my 600,000 gold debt to Falcore.

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Sell/Trade / Re: Loom Point - 600,000

« on: April 16, 2012, 05:51:52 am »

I'm still in. Figured you'd message me on database.

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Sell/Trade / Re: Loom Point - 600,000

« on: April 15, 2012, 05:56:35 am »

Already sold Sry :-(

Already sold and if you want to post-offer a deal that's already been done you should really try to do better than +10k -- cheapskate. 

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Sell/Trade / Re: Loom Point - 600,000

« on: April 13, 2012, 08:22:37 pm »

Sweet, dude. Thanks.

Ill go delete my current buy offers to make sure nothing goes wrong.