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Spam / Re: Children
« on: February 05, 2011, 05:05:05 pm »If you look anything like the guy in your pic, I can see why. Women have standards too.Yes, lots of standards. They all look like this:
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General Off Topic / Re: Ask an American Anything
« on: February 05, 2011, 04:13:18 pm »And every possible alternative will be bombed away: socialism, islamism and whatever will come.I live in Eastern Europe, and let me tell you a little secret: socialism sucks bigtime. Good fucking riddance.
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Spam / Re: Children
« on: February 05, 2011, 12:44:13 am »I laughed a lot but I hope you're not serious, not all women are like that and you can love a girl not only for doing her...I've yet to meet one.
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General Off Topic / Re: Ask an American Anything
« on: February 05, 2011, 12:42:53 am »Ishar, if that's a reference to me, I put links in accordance with the tone of the thread. Theres many other more serious sources if you wish me to post some.
Relax, I love Cracked, I've read every single article.
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General Off Topic / Re: Ask an American Anything
« on: February 04, 2011, 10:27:51 pm »Why is it that my post that was almost identical to this got moved to the spam section, and yet this stays? Obviously there is an admin that has downs.
I can't believe how hardly you try to get a bitchslap, only to be able to whine about something again.
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General Off Topic / Re: Other Worthy Games?
« on: February 04, 2011, 08:22:30 pm »
Die By The Sword is great in multiplayer (so much fun), but the single-player campaign beat me, threw me to the ground, chopped me to pieces, and then pissed on my remains. Hardest game I ever saw.
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General Off Topic / Re: Ask an American Anything
« on: February 04, 2011, 04:44:57 pm »hmmmmmmmmm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWS-FoXbjVI
Better:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6Tngwarkzw
And it's hilarious that people actually use comedy articles for history references.
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General Off Topic / Re: Ask an American Anything
« on: February 04, 2011, 04:12:16 pm »You forgot that everyone in germany is a chocolate chip cookie
Also, their food sucks, and they are annoyingly stupid tourists.
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General Off Topic / Re: Ask an American Anything
« on: February 04, 2011, 12:10:28 pm »
You do know CERN had a working network of computers years before ARPANET, right?
OK, modern internet is largely American accomplishment, but the tech itself is not. Same thing as with the cars: Karl Benz built his automobile in 1885, yet most Americans still credit Henry Ford for his 1914 accomplishment, only because he used the brand new invention to build his cars: the assembly li... oh wait, that was also in use since 1902 by Olds in the Oldsmobile factory.
Americans rarely invent things. They just know damn well how to use them.
OK, modern internet is largely American accomplishment, but the tech itself is not. Same thing as with the cars: Karl Benz built his automobile in 1885, yet most Americans still credit Henry Ford for his 1914 accomplishment, only because he used the brand new invention to build his cars: the assembly li... oh wait, that was also in use since 1902 by Olds in the Oldsmobile factory.
Americans rarely invent things. They just know damn well how to use them.
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Spam / Re: Ask a girl anything
« on: February 04, 2011, 12:59:35 am »I think many feminists would argue that there is a lot to think about in that statement.Since I'm not in the kitchen right now, I'm out of their reach.
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tl;dr: what Balton said.Never, ever say that. Shame on you!
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General Off Topic / Re: Ask an American Anything
« on: February 04, 2011, 12:56:00 am »
I'd like to quote a genius (sadly dead now)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=sDkhzHQO7jY#t=97s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=sDkhzHQO7jY#t=97s
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General Off Topic / Re: Are you being watched.
« on: February 03, 2011, 09:41:12 pm »As an asian, i am quite bored of the small penis jokes.
But those are hilarious!
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Spam / Re: Ask a girl anything
« on: February 03, 2011, 09:57:02 am »The typical kinds of questions you get from autistic 14 year old virgin retards. You dig?Funny how you expect that, don't get it, and now actively request it. Are you familiar with the phrase 'attention whore'?
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General Off Topic / Re: Are you being watched.
« on: February 03, 2011, 01:21:41 am »30
Spam / Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« on: February 03, 2011, 01:13:49 am »
Btw how is it that you are watched and I'm not? Unfair.