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General Discussion / Re: Draw?
« on: June 04, 2017, 09:41:59 pm »
That sucks, hope they change it in the next version or I fear C-rpg will lose players.
On that note, I would like to commend Sir Owen the third for his Continious- Rectum Piercing Gallantry when he smashed both Leshma and Bjorn with a morningstar from behind, while mounted on a donkey. I can still hear their whinage as they're plucking the iron spikes from their bloated and bludgeoned behinds.
It was very satisfying to strike Owen down as his donkey was decapitated and he was lying on the ground. He called me foul and dishonorable for not allowing him to get up before commencing combat, but clearly it is more dishonorable to muck about in the dirt while being chopped up by some schmuck with a scimitar. This also concludes that I exerted the better belligerence than the other three protagonists of this little story.
My legend lives on.
On that note, I would like to commend Sir Owen the third for his Continious- Rectum Piercing Gallantry when he smashed both Leshma and Bjorn with a morningstar from behind, while mounted on a donkey. I can still hear their whinage as they're plucking the iron spikes from their bloated and bludgeoned behinds.
It was very satisfying to strike Owen down as his donkey was decapitated and he was lying on the ground. He called me foul and dishonorable for not allowing him to get up before commencing combat, but clearly it is more dishonorable to muck about in the dirt while being chopped up by some schmuck with a scimitar. This also concludes that I exerted the better belligerence than the other three protagonists of this little story.
My legend lives on.