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Title: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on June 09, 2011, 06:03:01 pm
Who is the most glorious? discuss!

i say finland for the winland!  8-)
Title: Re: Sweden of Finland?
Post by: Ninja_Khorin on June 09, 2011, 09:49:58 pm
Agreed.
Title: Re: Sweden of Finland?
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on June 09, 2011, 09:56:34 pm
mongols, mongols everywhere
Title: Re: Sweden of Finland?
Post by: wayyyyyne on June 09, 2011, 10:47:37 pm
All hail the scandinavian master race!
Title: Re: Sweden of Finland?
Post by: Sharky on June 09, 2011, 11:22:03 pm
Khaganate of finland sounds cooler
Title: Re: Sweden of Finland?
Post by: LordBerenger on June 10, 2011, 12:42:40 am
All hail the scandinavian master race!

I already knew Sweden are the masters of scandinavia Zzzzzzzz.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on June 10, 2011, 01:20:40 pm
ololol which butthurr swedish moderator changed the title "sweden or finland" to "sweden of finland"  :D
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Jarlek on June 10, 2011, 01:27:50 pm
We all know that Sweden is a province of The Great Kingdom of Norway. But I still say our Great Neighbors in the East is better than that petty province we got. Hail my Finnish cousins!
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: gazda on June 10, 2011, 02:23:55 pm
SWEDEN
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: hyena on June 10, 2011, 03:19:07 pm
chocolate chip cookie Germany.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Erika_Furudo on June 10, 2011, 05:51:53 pm
Finland? What's Finland? Oh you meant Österland?
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Siiem on June 10, 2011, 09:10:36 pm
Noreg.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Tzar on June 10, 2011, 09:30:12 pm
The only thing i know about the 2 countrys are

Sweden = Ikea / Meatballs / Sabaton / Roxette

Finland = Crappy death metal / The dudesons

I think sweden wins
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: LordBerenger on June 10, 2011, 10:44:31 pm
The only thing i know about the 2 countrys are

Sweden = Ikea / Meatballs / Sabaton / Roxette

Finland = Crappy death metal / The dudesons

I think sweden wins

This dude knows what he's talking about +1.

Oh you also forgot ''Ingmar Bergman'' :O Beat that Finland
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Kuhparnicuhs on June 10, 2011, 11:11:51 pm
We all know that Sweden is a province of The Great Kingdom of Norway.
Actually, it's the other way around.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: gazda on June 11, 2011, 12:01:44 am
ok we all agree SWEDEN is better, case closed
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: MountedRhader on June 11, 2011, 12:18:58 am
chocolate chip cookie Germany.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Gnjus on June 11, 2011, 12:56:26 am

 Finland (Assarhadon, Jari Litmanen, Tarja Halonen) > Sweden (Bjord, Ronald MelioSandro, ABBA)......any day........
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Mtemtko on June 11, 2011, 01:36:00 am
Finland, no doubts here.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Broc on June 11, 2011, 02:53:20 am
Finland (Assarhadon, Jari Litmanen, Tarja Halonen)
Who the fuck are those people?
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Son Of Odin on June 11, 2011, 07:58:54 am
Do I really have to remind you from this?

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The only thing i know about the 2 countrys are

Sweden = Ikea / Meatballs / Sabaton / Roxette

Finland = Crappy death metal / The dudesons

I think sweden wins

Lol... Crappy deathmetal? Sabaton = Deathmetal in your opinion? *insert facepalm here* You are aware that Sabaton actually made a song praising a FINNISH winterwar sniper Simo Häyhä (White Death)? I have to admit that Sweden has Amon Amarth... But we have good deathmetal too.. Ever heard band called The Zombi? Or Torture Killer? They are pure dm bands. Also Children Of Bodom counts as it is melodic deathmetal. I have to agree with that "The Dudesons"- argument... Dammit. But Finland wins. Tutti suuhun ja hiljaa!  8-)
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Son Of Odin on June 11, 2011, 08:12:57 am
And yet another funny fact: There is not really good curse words in swedish so they have to curse in finnish languague. True story. Or do you think "Fy fan!" sounds more brutal and thus better for cursing than "PERKELE!"? If you pay close attention to one of my previous post pictures, there is a Swedish newspaper "Expressen" and they printed "perkele" there too so it kind of proves my point :D
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: MountedRhader on June 11, 2011, 08:40:37 am
Another way to decide which country is better is to look at their women, even though it's very in-general.

Who do you think has better women:
1.Sweden
2.Finland
3.Norway
4.Name another Nordic country
Post pictures to prove your point if you like

Cheers
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Son Of Odin on June 11, 2011, 08:52:51 am
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I can see this is not going to end well... Hmm but pics of beautiful women appearing here I think  8-)
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: NuberT on June 11, 2011, 10:04:35 am
two words: Dolph Lundgren  :shock:
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: CoWorm on June 11, 2011, 10:21:32 am
two words: Dolph Lundgren  :shock:

And he is your reason for voting Sweden? You freak me out.

In other news, I voted Sami, we all know they are going to take over eventually with their plotting and scheming.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: LordBerenger on June 11, 2011, 10:48:57 am
And he is your reason for voting Sweden? You freak me out.

In other news, I voted Sami, we all know they are going to take over eventually with their plotting and scheming.

Bofors weapons manufacturing begs to differ. They make Finland go boom boom and SAAATAAANA WE GONNA DIE!

Trawlololol
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: NuberT on June 11, 2011, 11:56:38 am
And he is your reason for voting Sweden? You freak me out.

In other news, I voted Sami, we all know they are going to take over eventually with their plotting and scheming.

Dont mess with the Dolph  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Tzar on June 11, 2011, 01:31:49 pm
Lol i just looked up Swedens national anthem on youtube  :arrow: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv5jLsLoYcE
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on June 11, 2011, 01:36:06 pm
winland has the best music evar

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FaN3TatpBU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FaN3TatpBU)
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Broc on June 11, 2011, 02:27:53 pm
There is no way to decide which one is the best with the points presented in this thread, we need to co-exist in Denmark hatred instead.

(Sounded like a rap lyric after I proof read it.)
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Siiem on June 11, 2011, 03:17:18 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M87g1ChrqOk&feature=player_detailpage#t=54s

Beat that!
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Apsod on June 11, 2011, 04:00:07 pm
Noreg.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: MountedRhader on June 12, 2011, 08:21:12 am
I'll start you guys off and let you decide..
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Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: ThePoopy on June 12, 2011, 11:42:29 am
take away that dannish woman, shes grows, just look at her hands *puke
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: LordBerenger on June 12, 2011, 12:00:22 pm
I'll start you guys off and let you decide..
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Obviously the swede one derp
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Everkistus on June 12, 2011, 01:31:39 pm
Obviously Finland.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: yotsu on June 12, 2011, 04:45:12 pm
poop
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Son Of Odin on June 12, 2011, 07:17:53 pm
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The swedish one is clearly so ugly that they had to photoshop the pic quite a bit...  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Xant on June 13, 2011, 08:42:48 am
ye and that finnish woman is obviously finnish, i mean it's a known fact finns look like turks.. right?!
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: LordBerenger on June 13, 2011, 12:04:40 pm
Danish got big nasty hands.
Finnish one looks like a gypsy.

Only one left is the Swede. And she's not photoshop'd !
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on June 13, 2011, 12:35:58 pm
Danish got big nasty hands.
Finnish one looks like a gypsy.

Only one left is the Swede. And she's not photoshop'd !

all of them are still doable.. 8-)
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Chagan_Arslan on June 13, 2011, 03:13:08 pm
picked one related with Simo Hayha
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Son Of Odin on June 14, 2011, 01:30:15 am
Only one left is the Swede. And she's not photoshop'd !

Ok you can live your life thinking that it is not shopped. I am not gonna start arguing on this but it is clearly shopped. Just look at that skin. Real skin aint that perfect, not even untouched swedish lady skin :D. And yeah all of them are doable :D. Danish has big hands but so what? She looks fine to me.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: LordBerenger on June 14, 2011, 01:37:27 am
Ok you can live your life thinking that it is not shopped. I am not gonna start arguing on this but it is clearly shopped. Just look at that skin. Real skin aint that perfect, not even untouched swedish lady skin :D. And yeah all of them are doable :D. Danish has big hands but so what? She looks fine to me.

Fine...maybe skin is shop'd. But i tell u whats not! That face and the boobs! And the belly button!
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Son Of Odin on June 14, 2011, 01:44:34 am
Fine...maybe skin is shop'd. But i tell u whats not! That face and the boobs! And the belly button!

Take a good look at the very bottom side of the boobs.. Almost seems like they've shoopped them bigger from downside. Also the jaw looks all fuzzy at the point where her hand is... Photoshopped picture is photoshopped. The pic is all softened and fuzzy at some places and other places look razor sharp. It is not fair competition :D.

EDIT: And of course every millimeter of her skin is shopped and so is her face, boobs, bellybutton and everything with that. Must be an unpleasant surprise to you but women don't look like that IRL  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Son Of Odin on June 14, 2011, 08:36:43 am
Another way to measure national penis sizes is, who has the best guitar player! :D.
 
Finland - Alexi Laiho
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQEIfmkqMjs&fmt=18

Sweden - Yngwie Malmsteen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laE-o449FZU&fmt=18

I still say Finland. Alexi Laiho is far more versatile player. He can play any kind of music and have a right feel to it. He can shred and be fast, but he does it with good taste. Malmsteen is a speed- loving straight ahead stuck in classical variations brontosaur, who just does not know when to stop or play something else.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: ThePoopy on June 14, 2011, 01:47:45 pm
Food:

Finnish http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACE3D9Eob6M&feature=related

Swedish http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itXjAuUTs2U

Sweden win once again
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Son Of Odin on June 14, 2011, 02:08:16 pm
Food:

Finnish http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACE3D9Eob6M&feature=related

Swedish http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itXjAuUTs2U

Sweden win once again

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKss2uYpih8
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on June 14, 2011, 02:18:02 pm
Food:

Finnish http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACE3D9Eob6M&feature=related

Swedish http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itXjAuUTs2U

Sweden win once again

oh shit, both countries are the biggest disgrace to the glorious history of culinary arts. we must send moar kebab to scandies.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Son Of Odin on June 14, 2011, 08:44:49 pm
oh shit, both countries are the biggest disgrace to the glorious history of culinary arts. we must send moar kebab to scandies.

We have enough kebabmakers here. No need to bring more :D. You say kebab is culinary art? It is just basically a way to feed people crappy rotten meat by putting enough spices in it so you cant taste if it is bad for ya!  :lol:. Oh I like kebab, dont get me wrong, but I recently had a food poisoning because they made me kebab from bad meat and I could not taste it...
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Son Of Odin on June 14, 2011, 09:01:30 pm
I'll just leave this here!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4q9lOB0N44&NR=1

NOM!
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on June 14, 2011, 10:28:31 pm
We have enough kebabmakers here. No need to bring more :D. You say kebab is culinary art? It is just basically a way to feed people crappy rotten meat by putting enough spices in it so you cant taste if it is bad for ya!  :lol:. Oh I like kebab, dont get me wrong, but I recently had a food poisoning because they made me kebab from bad meat and I could not taste it...

you can't imagine how many types of kebab we have here..  and kebab is an only small part of the turkish culinary..
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: okiN on June 14, 2011, 10:32:42 pm
Food:

Finnish http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACE3D9Eob6M&feature=related

Swedish http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itXjAuUTs2U

Sweden win once again

You must be joking, that Finnish video is hilarious as fuck. :lol:

The Swedish guy, on the other hand, is trying way too hard.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Son Of Odin on June 15, 2011, 07:31:53 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgwr3wrenkQ&fmt=22

/thread.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on November 01, 2011, 08:59:44 am
gentlemen, i declare you that finland has won
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: B3RS3RK on November 01, 2011, 09:19:22 am
Sweden has better Porn.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: gazda on November 01, 2011, 09:24:48 am
THERE IS NO SWEDEN, NO FINLAND 
ONLY
PANOS
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Joxer on November 01, 2011, 11:32:09 am
Suomi saatana perkele ja pellet saa olla hiljaa.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: IR_Kuoin on November 01, 2011, 11:48:04 am
GOOOO NORWAY!
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Ninja_Khorin on November 01, 2011, 12:10:31 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bw4xuoP8eZ4

Also, top comment.

Finnish:
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Swedish:
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English:
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Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Skysong on November 01, 2011, 12:45:15 pm
Denmark Shogunate pwns both :twisted:
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on November 01, 2011, 07:20:30 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bw4xuoP8eZ4

Also, top comment.

Finnish:
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Swedish:
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English:
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my fave finnish march is jäger's march by sibelius. fucking epic
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Lennu on November 03, 2011, 05:35:45 pm
The overall awesomness of Finland > Sweden. But sometimes we finns do visit sweden, for two reasons. To buy snus, and...

...you know :lol: :
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Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Jarlek on November 03, 2011, 05:37:28 pm
Fake blonds to the left, fake blonds to the right. I'm glad I live in Norway :D

Anyway, best girls are dark haired Finns. Love 'em :D
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Razzen on November 03, 2011, 05:50:32 pm
Fake blonds to the left, fake blonds to the right. I'm glad I live in Norway :D

Anyway, best girls are dark haired Finns. Love 'em :D
The funny thing about blonds in scandinavia is that we have so many of them that we are like "meh", because its normal, while other people are like "HOLY SHIT WTF, SHES HOT"
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Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: LordBerenger on November 03, 2011, 07:03:34 pm
The swede one to the right is Natacha Peyre i believe.

I think she moved from Sweden to some Caribbean Island or some Eastern Europe gypsy country. So..traitor! But hawt.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Jarlek on November 03, 2011, 11:14:50 pm
The funny thing about blonds in scandinavia is that we have so many of them that we are like "meh", because its normal, while other people are like "HOLY SHIT WTF, SHES HOT"
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I know. Always funny when I'm ignoring the blond Chick because of the hot Asian in the room and my international friends are shocked because I ain't mesmerized about the blond chick like them xD
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Son Of Odin on November 04, 2011, 09:02:18 am
I know. Always funny when I'm ignoring the blond Chick because of the hot Asian in the room and my international friends are shocked because I ain't mesmerized about the blond chick like them xD
This! But luckily I live in Finland and we have a lots of blondes and brunettes. Dark hair gets my attention better tho :D
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on November 04, 2011, 02:48:53 pm
Dark hair gets my attention better tho :D

adopt me plox, i have dark hair
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Svitjodvarg on May 06, 2012, 03:18:52 am
Sweden owned finland for like 700 years so Sweden wins, and finnish people look and talk like mongols so Sweden wins again. their culture is Swedish. they are not part of scandinavia, (they were part of scandinavia when Sweden OWNED them). They had no vikings, except for the Swedish vikings who went there and colonized. They learn Swedish at school. And in some parts they only speak Swedish. I can go on and on Sweden WINS WINS WINS WINS WINS WINS.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Svitjodvarg on May 06, 2012, 03:20:26 am
look at tavuk_bey's profile picture. That's how finnish people look like. (He will probably change it to a model or something if he reads this.)
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Xant on May 06, 2012, 09:29:55 am
svit is butthurt because finland owns sweden and had better vikings
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Zandieer on May 06, 2012, 10:18:18 am
svit is butthurt because finland owns sweden and had better vikings

Can't deny this
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on May 06, 2012, 11:43:48 am
look at tavuk_bey's profile picture. That's how finnish people look like. (He will probably change it to a model or something if he reads this.)

lol you feygett
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: zagibu on May 06, 2012, 12:28:57 pm
Finland has better music.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on May 06, 2012, 12:33:23 pm
Erm, ABBA. SNM.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Son Of Odin on May 06, 2012, 01:06:15 pm
Erm, ABBA. SNM.
Sibelius
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on May 06, 2012, 01:25:23 pm
Finland has better music.

I am generally pleased with most of your comments, but that one is an outrageous lie :)

P.S.

And swedish girls are really hot!
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Dezilagel on May 06, 2012, 03:03:19 pm
Erm, ABBA. SNM.

Wtf Tomas?

THIS is Swedish music:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ieFIEpK2uQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJgdrkMtyA0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IdcjJkHtR0


Why is it always the crap that gets exported T_T
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Herkkutatti on May 06, 2012, 03:06:49 pm


Sweden = Ikea / Meatballs / Sabaton / Roxette/90% of men are gay/sexy women

Finland = Crappy death metal/Better music in general / The dudesons /Best country in the world(nuff said)/not many(but too many) immigrants/Simo häyhä Greatest guy ever lived/nokia

Fixd
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on May 06, 2012, 03:54:21 pm
Let's end this.

INGERLUND
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on May 07, 2012, 02:48:12 am
Let's end this.

INGERLUND

omg chav alert :O
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Thomek on May 07, 2012, 10:15:15 am
An example of great Finnish-Greek cooperation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONoduvaz7Ss (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONoduvaz7Ss)
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Son Of Odin on May 07, 2012, 11:48:44 am
Swedish didn't invent this meme:
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Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Svitjodvarg on May 12, 2012, 01:35:21 am
Finland got no history or culture, Sweden owned them for about 700 years then Russia owned them for some time and now they are independent.

And again they never had any vikings, when the Swedish vikings got there all there was was sami tribes living in huts. That's basic facts about vikings you can look it up.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on May 12, 2012, 03:20:06 am
Finland got no history or culture, Sweden owned them for about 700 years then Russia owned them for some time and now they are independent.

And again they never had any vikings, when the Swedish vikings got there all there was was sami tribes living in huts. That's basic facts about vikings you can look it up.

winland is much cooler in all rounds, deal widdit
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Elmuri on May 12, 2012, 09:49:12 am
Finland got no history or culture, Sweden owned them for about 700 years then Russia owned them for some time and now they are independent.

And again they never had any vikings, when the Swedish vikings got there all there was was sami tribes living in huts. That's basic facts about vikings you can look it up.
Strange that you first say that Finland has no history and right after that you tell us the history of Finland. And whats so great about vikings? Very violent people and in fact Finland had vikings though only a few
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Son Of Odin on May 12, 2012, 10:18:48 am
Finland got no history or culture, Sweden owned them for about 700 years then Russia owned them for some time and now they are independent.

And again they never had any vikings, when the Swedish vikings got there all there was was sami tribes living in huts. That's basic facts about vikings you can look it up.
I've always said that if Swedes were vikings, so were Finns too :D. The real vikings are Norwegians and Danes. Swedes aren't more "viking" than Finns in that sense... If you include Sweden to the viking empire, you have to count Finland too. There is no questioning it. Yeah deal widdit.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Svitjodvarg on May 12, 2012, 11:45:37 am
No Vikings in Sweden? most runestones and viking graves can be found in Sweden also the largest Viking city was located in Sweden. And again Finland didn't have ANY vikings you guys can look it up.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Arn_Magnusson on May 12, 2012, 11:47:42 am
Swede suckz, look at them...
If Noreg would be here I'd vote for it, but here is Finland - Spurdo Sparde!
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Son Of Odin on May 12, 2012, 12:12:44 pm
No Vikings in Sweden? most runestones and viking graves can be found in Sweden also the largest Viking city was located in Sweden. And again Finland didn't have ANY vikings you guys can look it up.
Swede living in denial :P
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: zagibu on May 12, 2012, 12:31:48 pm
No Vikings in Sweden? most runestones and viking graves can be found in Sweden also the largest Viking city was located in Sweden. And again Finland didn't have ANY vikings you guys can look it up.

I looked it up, and the reason finnish vikings were mostly unknown is because they had to fight horde of terminators. Without them, the world would now be under control of skynet. Show some respect!
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Elmuri on May 12, 2012, 12:56:15 pm
There was some people in finland who joined  swedish vikings on their travels to Russia/Byzantine empire and so they became vikings. But I dont see why this is so important
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Leshma on May 12, 2012, 01:37:38 pm
I like Sweden, if I could and weren't lazy to learn their language, I would emigrate to live in Sweden.

Dunno much about Finland, except it has a lot of lakes. Always picturing it as place with never ending winter. Also Nokia is going down.

Norway is cool too, but from what I know they are relying on oil, much like Libya was before the war. I'm not sure what they'll do in 50 years.

To me, it seems that only Sweden has healthy economy which won't fall apart in next few centuries. Similar to Germany but not as rich.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Herkkutatti on May 12, 2012, 01:39:00 pm
I dont see why this is so important
It is important because now we can say that there were Real men living in Sweden, long time ago though.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Son Of Odin on May 12, 2012, 01:53:20 pm
It is important because now we can say that there were Real men living in Sweden, long time ago though.
HAHAHA! Good one! +1 :D
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: F i n on May 12, 2012, 01:58:14 pm
FIN land ofc! :O
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on May 12, 2012, 11:34:31 pm
No Vikings in Sweden? most runestones and viking graves can be found in Sweden also the largest Viking city was located in Sweden. And again Finland didn't have ANY vikings you guys can look it up.
Just saying Denmark literally owned you bitches back then...
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Berserkadin on May 13, 2012, 01:59:00 am
Well, vikings had their prime-time over a thousand years ago, can't really "brag" about that until the end of times really. Swede's are kinda boring and lame, and we're especielly naive and alot of people think they're so liberal and open-minded but most of the time they're just pretentious and brainwashed. But we have really beautifull nature and Gothenburg, atleasts thats something.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Svitjodvarg on May 13, 2012, 09:27:33 am
Just saying Denmark literally owned you bitches back then...

No they never managed to take Sweden, I know my history. And back then its wasnt known as Sweden, All of scandinavia were considered one. Pretty much the same language, same religion and same culture.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Barracuda on May 13, 2012, 10:57:23 am
WWII didn't ravage their country so I feel Sweden is stuck in time as a some sort of pixieland. A magical wonderland where all furniture is ikean and dynamite is the source of annual national pride.

Plus they can't build highways there:
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and highway building is the main indicator of standard of living.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on May 13, 2012, 12:44:47 pm
No they never managed to take Sweden, I know my history. And back then its wasnt known as Sweden, All of scandinavia were considered one. Pretty much the same language, same religion and same culture.
Lolz, Denmark didn't manage to take control of Sweden ever?
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Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on May 13, 2012, 01:02:42 pm
No they never managed to take Sweden, I know my history

lol
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Berserkadin on May 13, 2012, 02:04:34 pm
No they never managed to take Sweden, I know my history. And back then its wasnt known as Sweden, All of scandinavia were considered one. Pretty much the same language, same religion and same culture.

You don't, since you're to stupid for history.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Haze_The_Hobo on May 13, 2012, 03:06:39 pm
WIIINLAAAAND! Gotta love south park..
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Haze_The_Hobo on May 13, 2012, 03:12:03 pm
To me, it seems that only Sweden has healthy economy which won't fall apart in next few centuries. Similar to Germany but not as rich.

Finland would have great economy currently, without politicians fucking us up and going to EMU (European money union) without asking the citizens of Finland.

They stole our currency Markka and gave us imaginary money called €uro.

They only asked finnish people if we want to join EU, we said yes by 55%/45% if i remember right. They never asked about Emu and said later "we thought we included it in the voting".

Fuck politics for ruining our country's pride, own money, own banking system and our independency.

At the beginning of 2012 finnish parliament voted yes for EU, so EU laws override our constitutional law. WITHOUT ASKING OUR PEOPLE AGAIN.

Politics is very nasty business and some day those fuckers pay for their crimes..

 :twisted:
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Elmuri on May 13, 2012, 03:19:12 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeEm5x2quvM
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Svitjodvarg on May 13, 2012, 03:31:14 pm
Lolz, Denmark didn't manage to take control of Sweden ever?
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They got very far yes. But they never conquered Sweden or took complete control over it.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on May 13, 2012, 04:09:42 pm
They got very far yes. But they never conquered Sweden or took complete control over it.
It was a conquest, it just didn't last very long due to Christian executing a bunch of Swede bitches...
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on May 13, 2012, 04:11:08 pm
But lets be honest, both Sweden and Denmark are shitty places which haven't done shit for the last few years and no one got any reason to be proud from originating from there...
...Finland on the other hand...  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Svitjodvarg on May 13, 2012, 04:47:48 pm
But lets be honest, both Sweden and Denmark are shitty places which haven't done shit for the last few years and no one got any reason to be proud from originating from there...
...Finland on the other hand...  :mrgreen:

WW2 is the latest historical event of note.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Berserkadin on May 13, 2012, 05:45:34 pm
Yeah we Swedes went total my old friendmode and licked the chocolate chip cookies ass instead of growing a pair of balls and fight.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: LordBerenger on May 13, 2012, 05:52:41 pm
Imagine if Sweden had raped Denmark and all other baltic nations and created an uber epic Baltic Empire.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Herkkutatti on May 13, 2012, 06:22:04 pm
Imagine if Sweden had raped Denmark and all other baltic nations and created an uber epic Baltic Empire.
Eww i don't want to imagine such huge gay land ;_;
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on May 13, 2012, 07:38:14 pm
Yeah we Swedes went total my old friendmode and licked the chocolate chip cookies ass instead of growing a pair of balls and fight.
And Denmark in all it's (lack off) glory surrendered after like thirty minutes.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Svitjodvarg on May 14, 2012, 05:35:54 am
Imagine if Sweden had raped Denmark and all other baltic nations and created an uber epic Baltic Empire.

We used to own Finland and parts of the baltic  and todays Russia. also owned parts in Germany and we owned Norway at one point and a small colony in Delaware
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Svitjodvarg on May 14, 2012, 05:37:04 am
And Denmark in all it's (lack off) glory surrendered after like thirty minutes.

and finland would have done the same.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on May 14, 2012, 09:43:38 am
and finland would have done the same.

do you know an historical event called winter war?
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Elmuri on May 14, 2012, 12:32:24 pm
We used to own Finland and parts of the baltic  and todays Russia. also owned parts in Germany and we owned Norway at one point and a small colony in Delaware
Who the fuck gives a fuck? You don't own them anymore. If I was a swede, I would be prouder of the current state of Sweden than of what Sweden did many hundred years ago. You are living in a rich welfare country , enjoy it.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Svitjodvarg on May 14, 2012, 03:02:44 pm
do you know an historical event called winter war?

Yes fighting Russians that are badly equipped and got no tactics at all. If you would fight a country like WW2 Germany finland would fall in 30 minutes.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Herkkutatti on May 14, 2012, 03:12:16 pm
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badly equipped
the fuck
        FIN
337,000–346,500 men
32 tanks
114 aircraft

      USSR
425,640–760,578 men
998,100 men (overall)
2,514–6,541 tanks
3,880 aircraft

http://www.winterwar.com/weapons.htm

You don't seem to know much about this stuff.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: LordBerenger on May 14, 2012, 03:15:21 pm
the fuck

They were drunk on vodka and had shitty Mosin Nagants. Tis.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Svitjodvarg on May 14, 2012, 03:46:21 pm
unexperienced soldiers who had never shot a rifle before. forced into battle. and their tanks were pretty useless in that cold weather and thick forests.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Herkkutatti on May 14, 2012, 03:49:23 pm
Vodka was their worst enemy, when it was used in molotow cockail xD
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Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: zagibu on May 14, 2012, 10:26:25 pm
petrol or something higly flameable xD not vodka really

I don't think russians know the difference.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Momo on May 14, 2012, 11:22:47 pm
Scotland.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Christo on May 14, 2012, 11:55:53 pm
Scotland.

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Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Arn De Gothia on May 15, 2012, 12:05:30 am
Having been to both countries extensively growing up, I would say Sweden on account of the food, atmosphere, women, culture, and activities. Plus there is going to be a music festival in Sweden this summer with the Black Keys!

I know people have a boner for Simo Hayha, but I prefer the Swedish hero Sten Sture the Elder.

Relevant history here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Brunkeberg.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Momo on May 15, 2012, 12:08:32 am
Sweden. Because of the vivid language and vivid cooking skills.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: cmp on May 15, 2012, 12:10:25 am
The world renowned swedish cuisine.

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Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Christo on May 15, 2012, 12:11:06 am
vivid cooking skills.

Like This? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYBkDxao3wg)
 :lol:
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Svitjodvarg on May 15, 2012, 07:11:17 am
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lol

Hey finland is NOT part of scandinavia.....
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Arn De Gothia on May 15, 2012, 12:00:12 pm
http://blog.cookingchanneltv.com/2011/03/16/untrapped-stockholm-with-jamie-oliver/

Dropped some foody knowledge on ya.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: polkafranzi on May 15, 2012, 01:31:54 pm
Canada land of Moose and Elk. and Edge and Christian
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: LordBerenger on May 15, 2012, 03:15:29 pm
Canada land of Moose and Elk. and Edge and Christian

Edge and Christian? U talking about wrasslin? Lol
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Christo on May 15, 2012, 03:23:36 pm
Hey finland is NOT part of scandinavia.....

Okay, read it as "Nordic Countries" then.

Geez, such a nitpicker.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Momo on May 15, 2012, 04:28:39 pm
Like This? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYBkDxao3wg)
 :lol:

Exactly.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: zagibu on May 15, 2012, 10:41:43 pm
Like This? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYBkDxao3wg)
 :lol:

Why are there ingredients in this meal that are not meat? This is not a manly meal. Sweden is gay. QED.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Svitjodvarg on May 16, 2012, 09:12:09 am
Why are there ingredients in this meal that are not meat? This is not a manly meal. Sweden is gay. QED.

It's a sandwich
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Jarlek on May 16, 2012, 01:46:29 pm
Why are there ingredients in this meal that are not meat? This is not a manly meal. Sweden is gay. QED.
Norwegian sandwhiches doesn't have meat, but I think they're still manly. Waddya think?
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Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Son Of Odin on May 18, 2012, 05:18:16 pm
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Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Svitjodvarg on May 18, 2012, 10:04:50 pm
That's all the finns got to  come with, hockey... it aint even that popular in Sweden. and when they won one game over us every fucking finnish guy brag about it.. even thou we got more world cup medals, olympic medals and more medals in all other shit..

I'd like to see Sweden VS Finland in football.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Herkkutatti on May 18, 2012, 10:07:40 pm
That's all the finns got to  come with, hockey... it aint even that popular in Sweden. and when they won one game over us every fucking finnish guy brag about it.. even thou we got more world cup medals, olympic medals and more medals in all other shit..

I'd like to see Sweden VS Finland in football.
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Oh yeah you have lots of immigrants
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Son Of Odin on May 18, 2012, 11:29:56 pm
Hockey not popular in Sweden? Gooby pls. Aftonbladed and other Swedish newspapers are full of it. Always picking on Finland how Sweden  has won this and that and how you are better than Finns. And yes Sweden has accomplished a lot. I have huge respect for Swedish hockey players. Some really legendary ones. Forsberg, Naslund, Sundin etc. All great ones. Not to forget Finland has Kurri, Tikkanen, Selänne and Koivu brothers etc. But those players are just the tip of an iceberg. I think we have a great youngish team with exceptional coaching now. Sweden had 16 NHL players and they failed at quarter finals... Well bad luck... Or was it?
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: zagibu on May 19, 2012, 01:57:49 am
Hockey was a manly sport, before Sweden introduced helmets and gay-protection.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Jarlek on May 19, 2012, 03:12:13 am
That's all the finns got to  come with, hockey... it aint even that popular in Sweden. and when they won one game over us every fucking finnish guy brag about it.. even thou we got more world cup medals, olympic medals and more medals in all other shit..

I'd like to see Sweden VS Finland in football.
Is this when I post Norway's medals?

Country      Gold   Silver   Bronze   Total
Sweden:      48   33   48   129
Norway:      107   106   90   303
Finland:      41   59   56   156

I hereby declare Norway for King Winter!
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: zagibu on May 19, 2012, 04:39:50 am
We all know Norway is King of North, but this is duel between Finland and Sweden.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Svitjodvarg on May 19, 2012, 04:49:20 pm
Hockey not popular in Sweden? Gooby pls. Aftonbladed and other Swedish newspapers are full of it. Always picking on Finland how Sweden  has won this and that and how you are better than Finns. And yes Sweden has accomplished a lot. I have huge respect for Swedish hockey players. Some really legendary ones. Forsberg, Naslund, Sundin etc. All great ones. Not to forget Finland has Kurri, Tikkanen, Selänne and Koivu brothers etc. But those players are just the tip of an iceberg. I think we have a great youngish team with exceptional coaching now. Sweden had 16 NHL players and they failed at quarter finals... Well bad luck... Or was it?

Of course newspapers write about it that's their job.. but just saying it aint big in Sweden.

btw finland lost 6 - 2.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Svitjodvarg on May 19, 2012, 04:50:48 pm
Is this when I post Norway's medals?

Country      Gold   Silver   Bronze   Total
Sweden:      48   33   48   129
Norway:      107   106   90   303
Finland:      41   59   56   156

I hereby declare Norway for King Winter!

Wow norway got a hockey team? I've never seen them.. I know they have a football team but never seen them either :/.. only sports norway is good at is sports no one cares about like skiing.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Son Of Odin on May 19, 2012, 05:30:22 pm
Yeah Finland lost to cheating Russians. Malkin failed all by himself in the corner and that was the turning point of the match because Finland got penalty for that...

Tbh Russia had really great team this year with proper coaching. Even Ovechkin was playing for the team and not for himself this time. Malkin is the best player in the world right now because he is in fire! They played a great game. Finland had no chance in 4 vs 5. Those penalties broke our game completely and Russia used every situation to their advantage. Respect for the red machine.

It still doesn't remove the fact that Finland played better hockey in this shared home tournament than Sweden 8-). We still can have the bronze medal if the hockey gods are on our side (Odin and his sons :P). Hell Norway played well too! Didn't they give Russia a good opponent in the quarterfinals? So they went as far as Sweden LOL!
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Svitjodvarg on May 19, 2012, 05:43:41 pm
Yeah Finland lost to cheating Russians. Malkin failed all by himself in the corner and that was the turning point of the match because Finland got penalty for that...

Tbh Russia had really great team this year with proper coaching. Even Ovechkin was playing for the team and not for himself this time. Malkin is the best player in the world right now because he is in fire! They played a great game. Finland had no chance in 4 vs 5. Those penalties broke our game completely and Russia used every situation to their advantage. Respect for the red machine.

It still doesn't remove the fact that Finland played better hockey in this shared home tournament than Sweden 8-). We still can have the bronze medal if the hockey gods are on our side (Odin and his sons :P). Hell Norway played well too! Didn't they give Russia a good opponent in the quarterfinals? So they went as far as Sweden LOL!

I don't know any of those names, and i don't really care about it either.. and your finnish you have no connection to Odin
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Elmuri on May 19, 2012, 06:04:28 pm
Wow norway got a hockey team? I've never seen them.. I know they have a football team but never seen them either :/.. only sports norway is good at is sports no one cares about like skiing.
Omg you know that Norway has a football team. Oerhört
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Christo on May 19, 2012, 06:26:15 pm
sports no one cares about like skiing.

:(

Shazbot.
Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Dezilagel on May 22, 2012, 02:01:56 am
Shazbot.

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Title: Re: Sweden or Finland?
Post by: Werfried on May 22, 2012, 05:50:07 pm
Finland - cause you rarely see other people