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Title: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on January 02, 2019, 09:35:46 am
Ask for a top five list of anything NA crpg and i will give you the true unbiased answer.
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on January 02, 2019, 02:02:34 pm
i want the top five top 5 lists
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: kasMVC on January 02, 2019, 07:23:50 pm
top 5 emcees
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Thryn on January 02, 2019, 07:46:54 pm
top 5 emcees

1 through 5 right here

Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on January 02, 2019, 08:53:57 pm
i want the top five top 5 lists

Top 5 Top 5 List:
1. Top 5 cRPG Cute Players
2. Top 5 Strategus Allies (You Wont Believe Who Is Number 3)
3. Top 5 Top 5 List
4. Top 5 One Handed Alternate Mode Weapons
5. Top 5 cRPG Ugly Players
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on January 02, 2019, 08:55:41 pm
top 5 emcees

1. Kings of KD
2. Cikel for his sick rap vs Thalion
3. Cup for his cringe tier pokemon crpg rap
4. Taser
5. Westwood
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Krex on January 02, 2019, 10:38:38 pm
what about laubbaum and his crpg for life song?
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on January 02, 2019, 10:58:28 pm
what about laubbaum and his crpg for life song?
top 5 NA lists of all time
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: chesterotab on January 03, 2019, 05:10:35 am
how about a top 5 NA shit talkers list? This is a tough one. There are some obvious small brain options that might distract you from the higher IQ real answers.
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: kasMVC on January 03, 2019, 05:16:48 am
top 5 worst developers really only needs a top 3 or top 2 depending on whos worse tydeus or dupre
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: chesterotab on January 03, 2019, 05:23:30 am
top 5 worst developers really only needs a top 3 or top 2 depending on whos worse tydeus or dupre

im pretty sure Horns tops that list by a mile
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Kadeth on January 03, 2019, 10:22:16 am
1. Top 5 cRPG Cute Players

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Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: bensai on January 03, 2019, 01:20:00 pm
i want to know who the top 5 genuine bundle of stickss are, the ones that played but everyone always hated yet tolerated
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Casul on January 03, 2019, 01:49:09 pm
how about a top 5 NA shit talkers list? This is a tough one. There are some obvious small brain options that might distract you from the higher IQ real answers.

Arys
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Yeldur on January 03, 2019, 02:18:54 pm
i want to know who the top 5 genuine bundle of stickss are, the ones that played but everyone always hated yet tolerated

i vote that assington dude i mean what a NERD good thing hes not on this forum to see this right bensai1?!?!? HEH!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on January 03, 2019, 07:05:35 pm
top 5 worst developers really only needs a top 3 or top 2 depending on whos worse tydeus or dupre

im pretty sure Horns tops that list by a mile

An interesting top 5 to be sure. First we have to limit it down to NA developers which would I believe be Tydeus, Dupre, Horns, Professor and San.

1. Horns
2. Dupre
3. Tydeus
4. Professor
5. San


Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on January 03, 2019, 07:09:19 pm
i want to know who the top 5 genuine bundle of stickss are, the ones that played but everyone always hated yet tolerated

1. Knightmare
2. Allers
3. James
4. Jona
5. Desire


This list was hard because of recency bias lmao. The other part is because people are on this list for different reasons but their bundle of sticksry is genuine to be sure.



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Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Casul on January 03, 2019, 09:34:28 pm
Top 5 NA drunkards:

1. Arys
looooong gap
2. Poophammer
3. salad fork
4. Frank the Tank
5. [ptx]

Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Casul on January 03, 2019, 09:35:25 pm
Top 5 NA balancers that fucked the game up more than Tydeus.

1. -
2. -
3. -
4. -
5. -
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Dupre on January 03, 2019, 11:14:54 pm
top 5 worst developers really only needs a top 3 or top 2 depending on whos worse tydeus or dupre

I was more of a manager/recruiter trying keep crpg alive than trying to develop anything new(I did try but failed miserably, learned a lot though). Never classified myself as a dev.

Top 5 NA softbody cry babies:
1. Plumbo
2. KasMVC
3. Lemon
4. Smoothrich
5. Jona
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: chesterotab on January 03, 2019, 11:41:41 pm
time for Chester's NA hot take. Tydeus is actually one of my favorite crpg devs of all time. People love saying that he ruined the fabled perfect 2011 balance (ROFL), but I almost always have no idea what they are actually referring too. I have seen him blamed for ruining strength builds, agility builds, hybrid builds by the same person. I just wish we had a list of changes he actually made so we could start judging them more objectively.

If he made nudges and rolls, kudos to him, because those two systems added a tremendous amount of flavor to warband combat (although I could be wrong and tydeus didnt make these systems). Only shitty players that never wanted to or lacked the capacity to adapt dislike those mechanics.

I know he tweaked 1h animations. Pre Tydeus 1h was trash compared to how it is now. Sorry retards your old, slow, and long 1h stab is way worse than the tydeus tweaked version, pretty much the same with tydeus tweaked 1h right swing. I just know some of you are reading this and fuming because you are thinking that the old right swing was so good because the angle was more controllable and the sweetspot was more delayed, but the amount of pressure you can apply with the current 1h right swing is enormous in comparison with its far quicker sweetspot and head focused angle.

Pretty sure he changed polearm left swing and overhead into smoother feeling moves with better sweetspots, and semi nerfed polearm stab.

Tydeus was a daring dev, who pumped out changes that I think improved the game overall. You people turn him into a scapegoat for declining player population and your own gameplay shortcomings.
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Casul on January 03, 2019, 11:57:23 pm
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Gotta add that its just a meme that is around since half a decade now.
I am pretty much a newb compared to most others left so I kinda joined when Tydeus was about to leave the game already, so I cannot even really tell if his changes were any good or not.
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on January 04, 2019, 05:33:43 am
time for Chester's NA hot take. Tydeus is actually one of my favorite crpg devs of all time. People love saying that he ruined the fabled perfect 2011 balance (ROFL), but I almost always have no idea what they are actually referring too. I have seen him blamed for ruining strength builds, agility builds, hybrid builds by the same person. I just wish we had a list of changes he actually made so we could start judging them more objectively.

If he made nudges and rolls, kudos to him, because those two systems added a tremendous amount of flavor to warband combat (although I could be wrong and tydeus didnt make these systems). Only shitty players that never wanted to or lacked the capacity to adapt dislike those mechanics.

I know he tweaked 1h animations. Pre Tydeus 1h was trash compared to how it is now. Sorry retards your old, slow, and long 1h stab is way worse than the tydeus tweaked version, pretty much the same with tydeus tweaked 1h right swing. I just know some of you are reading this and fuming because you are thinking that the old right swing was so good because the angle was more controllable and the sweetspot was more delayed, but the amount of pressure you can apply with the current 1h right swing is enormous in comparison with its far quicker sweetspot and head focused angle.

Pretty sure he changed polearm left swing and overhead into smoother feeling moves with better sweetspots, and semi nerfed polearm stab.

Tydeus was a daring dev, who pumped out changes that I think improved the game overall. You people turn him into a scapegoat for declining player population and your own gameplay shortcomings.

nearly everyone mistook Plumbo for a rambling, cannabis-addled fool but instead he was performing an extremely complex psycho-propaganda campaign against Tydeus. hiding in plain sight...

also agree with you, i think another reason is that he tended to be less "transparent" than he could have been- but when you've got ornery nerds with pitchforks coming at your sperg ass for any perceived fault, that ain't much motivation to BE transparent, either.
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: bensai on January 04, 2019, 12:51:17 pm
what about a top 5 list of best one liners ever said in cRPG
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Yeldur on January 04, 2019, 04:22:28 pm
top 5 losers who should commit suicide

1.cassi
2.cassi
3.cassi
4.cassi
5.cassi
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: kasMVC on January 04, 2019, 05:51:38 pm
top 5 cuties
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Jona on January 04, 2019, 05:55:03 pm
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The Tydeus hatred is generally just a meme at this point as Cassi pointed out, and while I'll agree with many of your points I think the origin of the hate was relatively well-founded (at least at the time). It's a slow work day, so here's a little rant about it all below, from someone who was fully aboard the hate train in the past and gained slightly deeper insight upon joining the item advisers years back (which allowed me access to his posts in the balance section of the forum).

1) Strength/agiliity balance

He definitely "ruined" str builds in the great rebalancing of 2012-ish when wpf was reworked which greatly favored agi builds as you no longer got free wpf upon leveling up, and not only that, but high agi builds got more wpf than ever before which decently increased their max damage. Seeing how at the time 98% of melee players had been bandwagoning on the str-and-armor crutching meta it is easy to see why this change was widely met with disapproval. As someone who was an agi build at the time, and always had been, I'll be first to admit the change was probably too much - simultaneously nerfing rock while buffing scissors made for a rather massive balance shift, when it should have been a little more subtle. Nerfing str alone would have put balance in a pretty good place, imo. All that said, imho, the balance after the patch was better than before, but you still had a lot of angry players. Counter-meta changes in any game will always be poorly-received since you're obviously nerfing the way most people play

2) The new animations

I'm not sure if it was his intention, or just general laziness on his part, but his apparent philosophy when creating the new 1h stab (and 1h rightswing and polearm overhead) was that 2h had an absurdly busted stab that would be tricky to nerf further, so might as well just buff the other classes so that they too have busted animations. Now, in general I am in agreement with this philosophy... nerfs are widely disliked as it weakens the way people prefer to play (see above), while buffs to weaker playstyles are more favorable since the meta (2handers) aren't negatively affected, giving rise to more diversity among the "viable" builds/playstyles/classes. However, he just seemed lazy in his implementation of the new animations and adjusted sweetspots where at a certain point he just said "meh, its not game-breakingly OP and its certainly better than before, so it's good enough." What makes me think that? Well iirc (which I may very well not, but I sure ain't gonna go digging for any proof) even though 3 new animations were added (and potentially more had their sweetspots tweaked) he only adjusted a new animation once or twice, tops, after they went live. And that was one or two animations he changed total, not how many times he changed each new one. Imo the 1h stab (and potentially the polearm overhead) are too strong and should have been toned down from what he implemented, and yet all I can recall him ever updating was the 1h rightswing after he changed it initially, and for all I know he simply made it better since his first change might have been too weak. Look at how the 1h rightswing compares to the stab and polearm changes... much more balanced imo.

3) The ranged rollercoaster

I'm not as familiar with the balancing of ranged classes as it never applied to me, but I'd imagine that since Tydeus was lead balancer he implemented or at least approved the constant buffs/nerfs that ranged weapons received. Ranged weapon balance has always been a sore subject, and after knowing how many variables are involved in properly balancing it, and how they all stupidly affect other variables, I personally cut him some slack here. The code he had to work with was quite spaghetti to say the least, so it's no wonder his nerfs would generally break the class and the buffs were also too severe. Also the wide spread of ranged player skill is incredibly hard to balance around as well, and even with workable code I wonder if decent balance could have ever been achieved.

4) The inevitable population decrease

What killed crpg... time or poor balance? While plenty of players promised with each patch that they'd never come back since their build was broken, very few ever did. But that doesn't mean some didn't get fed up with the rollercoaster of changes and the dev's slow pace of fixing things, and while they might not have left after just one or two patches, they did eventually leave. This isn't really even his fault since at this time chadz and co. were already moving on to "project asinus" and afaik Tydeus never received the ability to patch the game himself so they were the bottleneck in this case.

5) Tydeus himself

The real reason why he drew so much hate his way, other than everything he got due to his position, is that he was kind of a dick. If you ever had a complaint about a change he'd often just say "lol you're just uninformed that's not even how it works." While perhaps true, that doesn't really help. I realize it was never his "job" to educate the masses, but it sure would have helped. Rarely, and more noticeably later on (at least for major changes) he would post graphs and show how damage is calculated and such... which at least helped alleviate any flack he got from level-headed individuals. Not to mention that he also just acted like an ass in other ways, not just his superiority complex. Reminds me of cmp in many ways, and desite cmp perhaps being the single most important dev of the donkey crew, he was probably also the most hated simply due to his behavior.

As mentioned by Chester, this also ties into how he wasn't at all transparent. His changes, and more importantly the reasoning behind them were rarely if ever revealed and people instead just had a  brief summary of what was changed in each patch along with the usual table of patch notes generated by chadz. I don't think Tydeus was ever seen asking the playerbase what their opinion was on something balance-related, and he seemed to think his way was the best, for everything. Maybe he spoke to his friends in CHAOS (aka the Great Plumbo Conspiracy) and EU and we outsiders just never saw his conversations, but even then he had a very small sample size (of players all with a similar skill level).

6) Overstepping his bounds

Last but not least, another nuisance is that while Tydeus was undeniably a skilled programmer and certainly knew his stuff with regards to models and animations, that doesn't necessarily mean he was the right guy for his job... any of his jobs. For instance, we now have a crpg "balancing team," it isn't just one guy doing it anymore (okay Tydeus was technically never the only balancer but judging from the posts on the forums at least for a number of years he did 99% of the work since the other guys were pseudo-retired and would just chime in now and again with "seems fine to me"). In our team of balancers some of us don't know a single bit of programming, and are just included in discussions for our (hopefully) valuable insight about the game from years of experience. We help provide the actual ideas while the code monkeys do their thing and implement it. It is easy to see why Tydeus was made balancer years back, he certainly had the required skills for the job, but why he was essentially the only person made a balancer is questionable decision-making on the donkey crews part.

Also, he wasn't just a balancer, he was an active admin as well, with many controversial decisions over the years (as any admin would). Nowadays balancers are given admin permissions but aren't allowed to use them because while we may qualify to balance the game, it doesn't mean we're qualified to police it. Back then however Tydeus was able to police as he wanted, and lets face it, admins are gonna get a lot of hate just from their job alone. Not to mention that he wasn't exactly the best at it...

...

All in all, I honestly think that if Tydeus had been given strictly a coding position as part of an active balancing team, didn't work as an admin, and kept his asshat comments to himself a bit more, he would be remembered in a much better, perhaps even good light. The man had more on his plate than he should have, and that alone led to most of his meme-worthy status. Did he make the mod better or worse in all his years of work? Did he alone kill the mod? No way to know, and although I hate to admit it he probably had at least a slightly positive impact on it in the long run. If absolutely nothing else he brought melee elitists and ranged my old friends together in their hatred of him.

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Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Jona on January 04, 2019, 07:51:52 pm
While I enjoy a good Jona post.

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I doubt the mod died because of Tydues or balancing(or lack thereof) The mod died because it was a niche mod and its playerbase got old and lame. It was like the same ~200 people everyday and here we are like 10 years later trying to figure out where it all went wrong.

I blame all the ex-neckbeards who shaved, grew up and got jobs and/or a family.
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: kasMVC on January 04, 2019, 08:14:40 pm
Tydeus was a dick also it was a meme post holy shit but lets over analyze it until our buttholes are nice and sore when they used to be tight
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: bensai on January 04, 2019, 09:03:17 pm
damn that post by jona just gave me a whole movie idea about a game developers tyrannical seizing of power across various branches of a gaming community's government. first he used his personal skills and work ability to find a place in the court of a powerful mod-dev team, then through intrigue and no small amount of blackmail, he found himself leading development and then finally assuming control as an absolutist tyrant running the mod. in his eyes he was just trying to enlighten the illiterate common folk, but all others saw in him was his hateful attitude and small peep
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Jacaroma on January 04, 2019, 09:56:15 pm
What list am I on???????????????
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: chesterotab on January 04, 2019, 10:59:41 pm
What list am I on???????????????

you would have had a chance as a fringe acceptable answer for #5 on the top 5 NA shit talkers. Your quantity of shit talkkery is high, but the average quality is pretty low with some good peaks here and there.

if there was a top 5 NA crpg streamers, you would be #1 above #2 poophammer and #3 rohypnol.

on a top 5 NA admins list you wouldn't have made the cut as #5 is already taken by huscarlton_banks
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on January 04, 2019, 11:44:15 pm
you would have had a chance as a fringe acceptable answer for #5 on the top 5 NA shit talkers. Your quantity of shit talkkery is high, but the average quality is pretty low with some good peaks here and there.

if there was a top 5 NA crpg streamers, you would be #1 above #2 poophammer and #3 rohypnol.

on a top 5 NA admins list you wouldn't have made the cut as #5 is already taken by huscarlton_banks


I would like to see your top 5 NA Admins list Chester

I'd like to see these lists from the mouth of the legendary Chester actually:
Top 5 NA Admins
Top 5 Strat Diplo Shitposters
Top 5 Strat Factions
Top 5 Strat Babbys
Top 5 Strat Teammates
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Rando on January 05, 2019, 12:15:20 am
what about a top 5 list of best one liners ever said in cRPG
"You suck at being gay"
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Kadeth on January 05, 2019, 12:20:12 am
Top Five Players Of ALL Time: Definitive Edition


Your quantity of shit talkkery is high, but the average quality is pretty low

absolutely fucking demolished btw
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Jona on January 05, 2019, 12:47:09 am
Top Five Players Of ALL Time: Definitive Edition

Top 5 Top 5 Players of ALL Time: Definitely Defining Definitive
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Zeus_ on January 05, 2019, 12:52:26 am
Top 5 casual players
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Rando on January 05, 2019, 01:00:06 am
Top 5 casual players

1. Asheram
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on January 05, 2019, 01:50:47 am
1. Asheram
2. Archibot
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Kadeth on January 05, 2019, 01:58:31 am
3. allers
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on January 06, 2019, 03:52:19 am
4. Kadeth
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Drunken_sailor on January 06, 2019, 04:33:57 am
5. Tiny glancer
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Kadeth on January 06, 2019, 08:45:01 am
4. Kadeth

Find yourself another mod.
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on January 06, 2019, 01:24:09 pm
Find yourself another mod.

Imagine if he had tried at some point  :shock:
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Thryn on January 06, 2019, 11:39:06 pm
chester is a tricky trickster
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on January 07, 2019, 05:49:19 am
chester is a tricky trickster

If it isn't Thryn, confirmed best Strat Ally. How is it going gamer?
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Thryn on January 08, 2019, 11:15:57 pm
If it isn't Thryn, confirmed best Strat Ally. How is it going gamer?

NO update , lied the epic , balance ? keep mention about the deve is working but whats the result? just same like others early access game excited at the beginning then shit at last. The players are getting lesser and lesser, soon most the player forgot about this game.fuck this developer.
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Yeldur on January 09, 2019, 12:23:11 pm
NO update , lied the epic , balance ? keep mention about the deve is working but whats the result? just same like others early access game excited at the beginning then shit at last. The players are getting lesser and lesser, soon most the player forgot about this game.fuck this developer.
NO update , lied the epic , balance ? keep mention about the deve is working but whats the result? just same like others early access game excited at the beginning then shit at last. The players are getting lesser and lesser, soon most the player forgot about this game.fuck this developer.
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Rest_in_Peace on January 09, 2019, 09:23:54 pm
EU>NA
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on January 09, 2019, 10:22:56 pm
EU>NA
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Owned retard
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Yeldur on January 09, 2019, 11:09:20 pm
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Owned retard
wtf the only person on that list i recognise is fucking archibot and he's not even eu
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Drunken_sailor on January 10, 2019, 04:26:48 am
youre out of touch with the Youth (EUouth lol) of CRPG yeldur, your memes are outdated, get with the times. YEET>>A>@>
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Rando on January 10, 2019, 11:36:56 am
Change uthyr's name on this site to "fartpilled squire" or youre a coward
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: LordBerenger on January 12, 2019, 12:35:40 am
While I enjoy a good Jona post, I doubt the mod died because of Tydues or balancing(or lack thereof) The mod died because it was a niche mod and its playerbase got old and lame. It was like the same ~200 people everyday and here we are like 10 years later trying to figure out where it all went wrong.

Mod died because the admins and staff were getting too serious with the mod and removed fun stuff like ladders, ladderpulting, removed the grind and true RPG features plus the introduction of upkeep. Small things here and there basically.

It just snowballed from there. Every patch made it seemingly worse.

Didn't help either that the moderators/admins were cracking down hard on people who just wanted to have fun like us LLJKers or other lighthearted troll-ish players with crazy builds too.
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: The_Bloody_Nine on January 12, 2019, 01:00:18 am
Mod died because the admins and staff were getting too serious with the mod and removed fun stuff like ladders, ladderpulting, removed the grind and true RPG features plus the introduction of upkeep. Small things here and there basically.

It just snowballed from there. Every patch made it seemingly worse.

Didn't help either that the moderators/admins were cracking down hard on people who just wanted to have fun like us LLJKers or other lighthearted troll-ish players with crazy builds too.

Everyone has his own explanation based mostly on his personal experience for the downfall of crpg. There is truth in what you say but those are certainly not the only reasons. In my book the most important factor was the inability to bind larger amounts of new players to the mod. This again has probably a great deal to do with the perception of going against vet-players with a seemingly uncatchable headstart of looms and money.
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: The_Bloody_Nine on January 12, 2019, 01:09:11 am
While I enjoy a good Jona post, I doubt the mod died because of Tydues or balancing(or lack thereof) The mod died because it was a niche mod and its playerbase got old and lame. It was like the same ~200 people everyday and here we are like 10 years later trying to figure out where it all went wrong.

Agreed. The question remains though, why there are still full servers in native with so many frustrating mechanics (archers, horse-bumps, endless etc.) that are simply improved in crpg. plus the whole rpg-thing, which many people love.
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: chesterotab on January 12, 2019, 01:41:03 am
I can never compare this mod's population to the base game because any random chimp can buy mount and blade and/or napoleonic war to hop online and play for a bit, but it takes a special type of autismo chimp to go searching for and install a random mod. the total pool of possible chimps goes down significantly. Mercs, full invasion, and PW are mods so comparing those population numbers to crpg makes more sense.

I'm only able to base it off my own experience, but being a low level noob was insanely fun. Stacked odds got my dick hard as diamonds. Different mods are for different folks. I would never play full invasion or PW, but a lot of people like that gameplay which I find numbing and boring.
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Life on January 13, 2019, 03:02:03 pm
Hey guys i'm creating my own game with lots of inspiration from CRPG and warband! its going to be great!
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Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Casul on January 13, 2019, 03:24:02 pm
Of Queens and Women?

Can you also.... walk with enemies?
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Kadeth on January 14, 2019, 06:52:58 am
i want to know who the top 5 genuine bundle of stickss are, the ones that played but everyone always hated yet tolerated

deez nuts
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
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GOOD 1 BRO

Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on January 14, 2019, 07:44:50 pm
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I blame all the ex-neckbeards who shaved, grew up and got jobs and/or a family.

That's the only reason I stopped playing.  Otherwise I'd have been fanboying the game to this day every night.
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: gallonigher on January 14, 2019, 11:08:55 pm
We should just do a wipe.  At this point we have nothing to lose.
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Morris on January 15, 2019, 12:55:53 am
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Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Yeldur on January 15, 2019, 01:44:30 am
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hey where the fuck did you get my picture from stalking is illegal bro
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Lord_Carlos on January 15, 2019, 07:31:26 am
Reading so much bullshit, proves that the Mod is really dead.
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Kadeth on January 15, 2019, 11:11:51 am
GOOD 1 BRO

delusional libtard sjw OWNED by ZERO effort shitpost by based conversative gaymer. brit tard left SPEECHLESS after being crushed by facts and logic
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Rando on January 17, 2019, 03:40:12 am
Top 5 annoying egirls on cRPG
1. Desire Kolee
2. I can't remember any others
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: ManOfWar on January 26, 2019, 06:01:48 pm
I didn't know this forums were still active.

Any chance for CRPG V2 in bannerlord?

P.S. Where am I on these lists mother fuckers
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Sniger on January 27, 2019, 12:03:38 am
EU>NA
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: kasMVC on January 27, 2019, 07:07:51 pm
top 5 most useless reasons someone has been banned


1. adoptagoat banned someone for spamming voice chat? we were all doing it but tanken was singled out. fuck that admin in particular
2. me and illuminati were kicking cyranule because he was afk in spawn. Clear violation of rules. Granpappy banned us instead. Fuck that admin in particular.
3. I tkd my best friend in spawn in righteous combat. Some bundle of sticks banned me. Fuck that loser in particular.
4. Desire banned us all because we said the n word. This was actually hilarious.
5. This one is a reverse. Someone playing hx refusing to get off horse as last alive. Delaying rounds constantly but not banned. Pro admining from the pro boys
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Kadeth on January 28, 2019, 09:29:33 am


me>u and most others
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on January 28, 2019, 03:12:20 pm
Top 5 EU Players That Are Better Than NA Players:

1. fuck the list is empty
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Bryggan on January 29, 2019, 01:12:17 am
Top 5 people who betrayed The One True Ruler of All chadzia (erm, that's me dumbasses):

5)Viscount (or whatever his name is now- he's changed it about 40 times.. and so would I if I talked shit like him): Appointed by James as a sort of tribute, he was supposed to follow my army on campaign.  He didn't.  He Quick Marched everywhere and wouldn't listen to a thing I said despite being noob.  He explained how he knew much more than me.  More of an idiot that a traitor I guess.

4)Bruttus: Joined the 13K in it's infancy, then essentially tried to usurp power from me.  Took all the members to tell him to fuck off before he quit.  Then he joined HCE and posted extremely odd and pathetic and embarrassingly stupid crap, making us look worse than we actually were.

3)JayJrod: Was a freakin hero for the faction, but then he felt bad he pretty much single handedly defeated a Mirthrim 2K shiny army attacking a peasant village.  So he took Yruma Castle (which I had just gifted him for his valiance) and handed it over to the Evil Mithrim bunch.  Because they played other games together.  I would have been more pissed off, but it led to some of the greatest manoeuvring and counter manoeuvring ever seen in Strat.  And, despite the clever moves by the Mithrim bunch, we out smarted them and probably would have won back the castle if not for

2)sJimmy: At the very beginning he screwed up by not having his night time settings when we tried recap Yruma castle.  Due to a gawdawful 4 am battle or something, I just ceded the attack and let JayJrod keep is ill gotten castle.  Then I gave sJimmy Curaw, and he reset it to crap gear, and eventually left Curaw (which he was kind enough to leave to me) and attacked my vassals.  Of course, he was just following the orders of

1)Dutchy: Pretty much surrendered when I first attacked him; we turned it into an XP fight.  Little did I know he only accepted my suzerainty to buy time.  Acre had been constantly attacking his fiefs, so by joining me, that stopped.  Then he talked me into giving Sjimmy Curaw, and to keep the peace, I did.  Then I spent the rest of my time trying to keep the peace between Acre and his people.  Then he went to Europe, and came back with massive shiny armies.  He then plotted with the Mithrimers to all attack at the same time.  It worked.  Being drunk, I got stupid angry and said fuck it and acted like a whiny child and let my possessions fall.  We got crushed... but, still love the guy, and he probably is the best strat player out there, but, being Australian, he has no honour.

Honourable Mention-  King James of Acre: Well, not actually a traitor, but made my life miserable by constantly telling me sJimmy and Dutchy were going to betray me.  Every time I gave them something, he bitched and whined and tried throw monkey wrenches in the works.  I even tried him for treason, but his lawyer got him off.  But those 3 am steam messages telling me I was a dumbass loser who was destroying cRpg got old.  I guess it was less treachery and more prescience.

So, sorry for living in the past, but that was probably the only chance I had of owning a swathe of the map.  We all know my fighting skills are not too inspiring, and my leadership leaves a lot to be desired, and my BO is curious at best.  But from what I've read and seen, it was probably the most dramatic Strat ever.  Novel worthy, I'd say, but then Rando would tear a strip off me for being too RPish.  Fuckin Rando- any word on when he'll be banned next?
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 28, 2019, 04:21:24 pm
reminder that i was on this list game before any of you plebs
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: Asheram on March 29, 2019, 12:37:55 am
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Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: kasMVC on March 29, 2019, 01:56:07 pm
top 5 people who have no business making lists about who's good in the game
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: BlackPanda on March 29, 2019, 08:23:40 pm
I miss the high quality weekly strat shitpost, I remember that they're the reason why I started using the forum in 2014.
Title: Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
Post by: RD_Professor on April 02, 2019, 01:44:50 am
top 5 people who have no business making lists about who's good in the game

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