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cRPG => General Discussion => Topic started by: Nickleback on May 17, 2018, 08:17:43 pm

Title: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Nickleback on May 17, 2018, 08:17:43 pm
In this event you roast your favorite admin by sending him/her a message in which you attack the admin verbally,it can be explicit if you like,but if you go like fuck ur mom etc. it is not funny.The explicity of your verbal attack will not determine its quality,simply explicity is not a parameter to choose the best roasting.

- Your message to the admin you have roasted will be scrutinized by the group of professional trolls around the world.After the audit,it will be announced here whose insult is the best.
- Upvotes does not decide.
- Uploading image is not necessary,we trust your sincerity.

Prize : 3 Loompoints

Example roasting :

Message to Utherus - Hello Lawyer Friend,

You ain't even playin the game btch how come u are still head admin,gimme the panel i will revive the game by making sugarhoe,schoi,rand0 head admin.You have studied law in school but you don't know anything about justice or law of gravity.Just die bitch everyone is dying in africa,why you aren't?? The location should not decide ur existence.Gonna come to poland and teach ur ass some law of gravity by pulling your head from pale polish girls and orbit it around the books.Your honor or youre honor??
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: zottlmarsch on May 17, 2018, 08:42:16 pm
Dude, you have way too much time on your hands...
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Phoenix on May 17, 2018, 08:49:27 pm
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Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: oerput on May 17, 2018, 09:15:40 pm
lol havent read the OP properly, i was excited about insulting admins. i had no problems with any other admin and i wouldnt say anything bad to the ones im friendly with.

dont know the latest admins but random douche was the cuntest of them and probably still is.

Fuck u random racist skilless piece of shit. hope he reads here .

ALSO: Only northerners and sound minded british should get this kind of power. rest of the world isnt civilised enuff to produce cool headed vidya admins and the ones that are mostly have minorities from uncivilised places so they are biased even if they are not aware of it or dont accept it. i mean no germans too.

Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Nickleback on May 17, 2018, 09:30:44 pm
lol havent read the OP properly, i was excited about insulting admins. i had no problems with any other admin and i wouldnt say anything bad to the ones im friendly with.

dont know the latest admins but random douche was the cuntest of them and probably still is.

Fuck u random racist skilless piece of shit. hope he reads here .

ALSO: Only northerners and sound minded british should get this kind of power. rest of the world isnt civilised enuff to produce cool headed vidya admins and the ones that are mostly have minorities from uncivilised places so they are biased even if they are not aware of it or dont accept it. i mean no germans too.

very good lol but u can do better!!
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Nickleback on May 17, 2018, 09:33:08 pm
Dude, you have way too much time on your hands...

Says, founder of krems clan.
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: oerput on May 17, 2018, 09:34:11 pm
very good lol but u can do better!!

im pocken bored, not really trying just let it came out
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: zottlmarsch on May 17, 2018, 09:48:58 pm
Says, founder of krems clan.

Krems not relevant since 2016 man  :wink:
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Heibai on May 17, 2018, 10:00:31 pm
die cassi
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Nickleback on May 17, 2018, 10:14:27 pm
die cassi
+ 100
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Rando on May 17, 2018, 10:24:14 pm
here is Uthyr and I's last argument over Discord:

Rando - 04/19/2018
I don't get why I was muted in the first place lol
if I got +55 mute for every time I called someone a slut or some equivalent insult I should be at like +1000
Uther - 04/19/2018
Context
Anyway it doesn't matter now
Rando - 04/19/2018
context?
April 15, 2018, 03:32:28 PM    im a big fat retard who doesnt know how to not be a retard    +55
CONTEXT BRO, CONTEXT
you dicks literally just rage muted me lol
Uther - 04/19/2018
You're not doing yourself any favours
Rando - 04/19/2018
i don't care bundle of sticks
Uther - 04/19/2018
Oh ok then
Rando - 04/19/2018
GRRRR RESPECT MUH AUTHORITAH
ME BIG ADMIN
UNGA BUNGA
fucking kill yourself lol
ME ADMIN OF MOD OF 60 PLAYERS
good job
why should anyone suck your dick over your pathetic, useless position in this mod that's hanging to life by a string?
Uther - 04/19/2018
I can see that you're mad
It's ok
Emotions are complicated
Rando - 04/19/2018
if it was professor it'd be different
but what have you done, exactly?
Uther - 04/19/2018
Muted you
Rando - 04/19/2018
why should I care about you at this point?
whoa
Uther - 04/19/2018
Idk
Rando - 04/19/2018
epic
muted a player because you're white knighting some girl
such a useful position to hold
Uther - 04/19/2018
Well if that's all you had to say, thanks for not wasting my time further
Rando - 04/19/2018
sure thing
Uther - 04/19/2018
I like it when players make decisions easier
Rando - 04/19/2018
why should i pretend i like you
you don't pretend to like me obviously

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could've just screenied it but I was too lazy. my point really still stands, why do so many useless lardbuckets have power in cRPG when they literally contribute nothing?

Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Yeldur on May 17, 2018, 10:36:45 pm
i would post my insult to dupre but the whole string of events on that day got me permabanned and then later unbanned from the discord server so i dont have any of them nor do i remember it
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Nickleback on May 17, 2018, 10:55:30 pm
here is Uthyr and I's last argument over Discord:

Rando - 04/19/2018
I don't get why I was muted in the first place lol
if I got +55 mute for every time I called someone a slut or some equivalent insult I should be at like +1000
Uther - 04/19/2018
Context
Anyway it doesn't matter now
Rando - 04/19/2018
context?
April 15, 2018, 03:32:28 PM    im a big fat retard who doesnt know how to not be a retard    +55
CONTEXT BRO, CONTEXT
you dicks literally just rage muted me lol
Uther - 04/19/2018
You're not doing yourself any favours
Rando - 04/19/2018
i don't care bundle of sticks
Uther - 04/19/2018
Oh ok then
Rando - 04/19/2018
GRRRR RESPECT MUH AUTHORITAH
ME BIG ADMIN
UNGA BUNGA
fucking kill yourself lol
ME ADMIN OF MOD OF 60 PLAYERS
good job
why should anyone suck your dick over your pathetic, useless position in this mod that's hanging to life by a string?
Uther - 04/19/2018
I can see that you're mad
It's ok
Emotions are complicated
Rando - 04/19/2018
if it was professor it'd be different
but what have you done, exactly?
Uther - 04/19/2018
Muted you
Rando - 04/19/2018
why should I care about you at this point?
whoa
Uther - 04/19/2018
Idk
Rando - 04/19/2018
epic
muted a player because you're white knighting some girl
such a useful position to hold
Uther - 04/19/2018
Well if that's all you had to say, thanks for not wasting my time further
Rando - 04/19/2018
sure thing
Uther - 04/19/2018
I like it when players make decisions easier
Rando - 04/19/2018
why should i pretend i like you
you don't pretend to like me obviously

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could've just screenied it but I was too lazy. my point really still stands, why do so many useless lardbuckets have power in cRPG when they literally contribute nothing?


:DDd 10 /10 gold
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Heibai on May 17, 2018, 11:23:09 pm
Ah, from the incident of the leak of Cassi's nudes. I member
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Viscount on May 18, 2018, 01:44:06 am
:DDd 10 /10 gold
It isn't even really a roast. Just a retard trying to say Uthyr is being superior when Uthyr never even said anything that sounded superior.
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on May 18, 2018, 03:35:39 am
this isn't a roast, its a statement of astonishment and bemusement that yuhmaz' english has actually VASTLY improved in syntax, grammar, vocab in the past months that he has been VERY ACTIVELY shitposting

dis nigga learning english by shitposting lmao, for real though, nice
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: FTG_Pablo on May 18, 2018, 05:55:00 am
James of Acre: congrats
Pablo: I honestly didnt think I would win
James of Acre: youre a scumbag
Pablo: I try so hard
Pablo:  https://steamcommunity-a.akamaihd.net/economy/emoticon/steamhappy
James of Acre: just should have known you were lying
James of Acre: fits the character
Pablo: yep
Pablo: still love you tho
James of Acre: lol
James of Acre: youre garbage
Pablo: yep
Pablo: mhm
Pablo: mhm
James of Acre: good work you killed another entire army
Pablo: yep
James of Acre: whats it like being trash
Pablo: its a lot of fun
Pablo: tbh
James of Acre: fuck you
Pablo: thanks for the fun
Pablo: okay
James of Acre: you really are a fuckin cunt
Pablo: anyways goodnight James, thanks for the stuff and the battle. Um Okay gn love ya
James of Acre: fuck you
James of Acre: seriously
James of Acre: fuck you
Pablo: yep
James of Acre: fuck you you giant stupid cunt
Pablo: okay
James of Acre: fuck you
Pablo: k
James of Acre: really truly fuck you
Pablo: lol love you too
James of Acre: fuckn you
James of Acre: i dont love you
James of Acre: you are garbage
Pablo: I love you even if you dont love me
James of Acre: your im quitting sob story
Pablo: I am quitting
James of Acre: fucking human garbage you are
Pablo: LOL
James of Acre: refuse
James of Acre: trash
Pablo: I planned on quitting after this
James of Acre: good go on get
James of Acre: one more thing
James of Acre: fuck you
Pablo: gn james
James of Acre: fuck you
Pablo:  https://steamcommunity-a.akamaihd.net/economy/emoticon/steambored
James of Acre: you really suck pablo
James of Acre: you had so much promise but you had to go fuck us over as hard as you can
James of Acre: what a cunt you turned out to be
James of Acre: should have just never spoken to you
Pablo: could of fucked ya harder tbh
James of Acre: man you really suck
James of Acre: like god damn I didn't think there were shitties like you left
James of Acre: playing the game like a scumbag in 2018
James of Acre: shaking my damn head pablo
James of Acre: anyways im off
James of Acre: fuck you sincerely
Pablo: okie goodnight sleep tiite
James of Acre: choke on a bag of dicks
Pablo: yup
James of Acre is now Offline.
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Viscount on May 18, 2018, 06:01:02 am

Bonus
Pablo: OH LAWD
ArcArcon: wat
Pablo: IM SCURRD
ArcArcon: *uprates*
fame and fortune kid
Pablo: lol
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Morris on May 18, 2018, 06:04:15 am
wtf, i love james now
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Viscount on May 18, 2018, 06:16:41 am
There goes ganja disliking us for no reason what so ever. what a deep roast
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on May 18, 2018, 06:25:13 am
CLASSIC
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Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Viscount on May 18, 2018, 06:44:12 am
There goes Tristan again with his dabbing.
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Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Rando on May 18, 2018, 07:53:11 am
It isn't even really a roast. Just a retard trying to say Uthyr is being superior when Uthyr never even said anything that sounded superior.

It really is a shame we allow people with cognitive levels so low that they can't function in basic conversations/discussions to live. You are a poster child for Eugenics.
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Kadeth on May 18, 2018, 10:38:28 am
james slowly becoming the man we all want him to be
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Kadeth on May 18, 2018, 10:40:18 am
There goes ganja disliking us for no reason what so ever. what a deep roast

i reckon he planned it out, which is annoying
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Rando on May 18, 2018, 11:28:27 am
James of Acre: congrats
Pablo: I honestly didnt think I would win
James of Acre: youre a scumbag
Pablo: I try so hard
Pablo:  https://steamcommunity-a.akamaihd.net/economy/emoticon/steamhappy
James of Acre: just should have known you were lying
James of Acre: fits the character
Pablo: yep
Pablo: still love you tho
James of Acre: lol
James of Acre: youre garbage
Pablo: yep
Pablo: mhm
Pablo: mhm
James of Acre: good work you killed another entire army
Pablo: yep
James of Acre: whats it like being trash
Pablo: its a lot of fun
Pablo: tbh
James of Acre: fuck you
Pablo: thanks for the fun
Pablo: okay
James of Acre: you really are a fuckin cunt
Pablo: anyways goodnight James, thanks for the stuff and the battle. Um Okay gn love ya
James of Acre: fuck you
James of Acre: seriously
James of Acre: fuck you
Pablo: yep
James of Acre: fuck you you giant stupid cunt
Pablo: okay
James of Acre: fuck you
Pablo: k
James of Acre: really truly fuck you
Pablo: lol love you too
James of Acre: fuckn you
James of Acre: i dont love you
James of Acre: you are garbage
Pablo: I love you even if you dont love me
James of Acre: your im quitting sob story
Pablo: I am quitting
James of Acre: fucking human garbage you are
Pablo: LOL
James of Acre: refuse
James of Acre: trash
Pablo: I planned on quitting after this
James of Acre: good go on get
James of Acre: one more thing
James of Acre: fuck you
Pablo: gn james
James of Acre: fuck you
Pablo:  https://steamcommunity-a.akamaihd.net/economy/emoticon/steambored
James of Acre: you really suck pablo
James of Acre: you had so much promise but you had to go fuck us over as hard as you can
James of Acre: what a cunt you turned out to be
James of Acre: should have just never spoken to you
Pablo: could of fucked ya harder tbh
James of Acre: man you really suck
James of Acre: like god damn I didn't think there were shitties like you left
James of Acre: playing the game like a scumbag in 2018
James of Acre: shaking my damn head pablo
James of Acre: anyways im off
James of Acre: fuck you sincerely
Pablo: okie goodnight sleep tiite
James of Acre: choke on a bag of dicks
Pablo: yup
James of Acre is now Offline.

Honestly, you *are* a fucking retard. I don't think anyone would be upset by you being gored by a speeding train.
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: zottlmarsch on May 18, 2018, 11:31:54 am
Honestly, you *are* a fucking retard. I don't think anyone would be upset by you being gored by a speeding train.

What did he do?
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Oberyn on May 18, 2018, 11:38:43 am
What did he do?

Something Strat related I'm guessing, the one thing small-souled bugman James seems to care about in cRPG along with his pile of looms. The fallout from it is hilarious in any case.
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: njames89 on May 18, 2018, 12:26:20 pm
Closing with choke on a bag of dicks was pretty good

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Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: bensai on May 18, 2018, 01:38:31 pm

18th of May, 2018

Dear Readers,

          Indeed, most contritely, I have become known as Assington Adminsbane to the common crpg prole. However, it would be more proper, as well as rhetorically sound, to address me as FuckedbyadminsrightintheASSingtonmyentirelife.
       
        Dear Tristan, u really are a useless admin. u r so useless and ginger that if I were to have my life staked on ur success as a good crpg admin or staked on the likelihood that isis will stop executing homosexuals within the next month, i would probably shoot myself in the head, rather than live  to have to watch in wretched anticipation of either of those improbabilities occuring. in concession i will say it is very funny when u mute people for saying halfinsults and let me get away with true wordrape, a testament to ur poor administration

          dear gallonigher, i know u cant stand getting shit on by nudges and my perfectly legal shielddrops, but professor cleared me bro, my systems clean so u can eat my ass and keep trying 2 be half decent at level 51 or watever fucking level u r
so ha ha ha eat my ass

          dear desire, i used to hate you for banning me all the time doing really stupid math i didnt understand (5x785x818 = 1.9 million = 60 days ban) but i think i still hate u just because u told me u would buff 1hs by a million damage but u didnt and also ur probably a man in his mid 20's who rps an old woman with such invigorated devotion it genuinely makes me sick. somtimes i masturbate to a screenshot of your characters face from crpg, and the moment i ejaculate i wish someone would just KILL me, because i feel so sick with myself . u really r a bundle of sticks

          Dear James, I remember when I first started playing crpg with sugar, balias, and some others back in 2012. We made a crusader themed clan, but typically violated the servers with words of poison and delaying brocodery. One day your predecessor, Reinhardt (also somehow ur fucking successor u guys really r retarded with ur title roleplay), invited us to come "train" with you guys on a server or something since he believed we had a similar clan basis, and thought we might merge. I showed up with sugar and saw u guys doing shieldwalls all by yourselves in some event server and sugar and i couldnt stop laughing about it for weeks. to this day we still drop memes about that sight we saw. ever since then we completely ditched the crusader get up out of fear for being associated with u. i dont remember when i started disobeying u like a rebellious child and ruining crpg for good hearted nerds like yourself, but even now, in my wizened years at the crisp age of 20, despite making peace with many people i have wronged in the past, i still completely understand why i never stopped memeing u and shittalking u for yelling about strat all the time and buying looms for irl money while banning havelle for attempting to reveal the truth of ur sickly vices.

          dear sparvico, u might b the biggest bundle of sticks of all. i mean u live in washington, wat would i expect? u talk about ur whiskey brewing strat clan on the forums, and i choke on my laughter as i turn 180 degrees in my room here in a real mans state and see all my real brewing equipment and all my real distilling equipment because im a real man. dont let wat i say get to ur head tho.... jajaja...


     














Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on May 18, 2018, 01:48:21 pm
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you should rearrange this so James is at the bottom, was disappointing going from that roast to mine
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Kadeth on May 18, 2018, 01:57:16 pm
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Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Nickleback on May 18, 2018, 06:14:40 pm


        Dear Tristan, u really are a useless admin. u r so useless and ginger that if I were to have my life staked on ur success as a good crpg admin or staked on the likelihood that isis will stop executing homosexuals within the next month, i would probably shoot myself in the head, rather than live  to have to watch in wretched anticipation of either of those improbabilities occuring. in concession i will say it is very funny when u mute people for saying halfinsults and let me get away with true wordrape, a testament to ur poor administration




crying :D so good
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Jona on May 18, 2018, 06:33:43 pm
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If this is what we can expect more of, can I get admin priveledges back temporarily until roasted by a true wordsmith?
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Nickleback on May 18, 2018, 08:03:33 pm
Before banning us and locking this thread Utherus tries to wait calmly to see if there is other people who is gonna roast him,so he can ban them too.
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: gallonigher on May 18, 2018, 09:20:56 pm

18th of May, 2018


          dear gallonigher, i know u cant stand getting shit on by nudges and my perfectly legal shielddrops, but professor cleared me bro, my systems clean so u can eat my ass and keep trying 2 be half decent at level 51 or watever fucking level u r
so ha ha ha eat my ass



     



2/10

it was too short and you didn't call me enough names.  I'm more disappointed than offended.
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Yeldur on May 18, 2018, 09:43:22 pm
What did he do?
basically was the polar opposite of intelligent during strat, he was part of acre and consistantly did retarded shit that lost acre gear and men, then he finally GTX and gave a town to Taser, afterwards I started taking his villages back for Acre and we lost a battle 1200 vs 200 because nobody turned up to the fight so we lost an ass fuck ton of gear, hence rage. though seeing james go ham on pablo is pretty fucking hilarious, i love james even more now
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: FTG_Pablo on May 18, 2018, 10:54:13 pm
basically was the polar opposite of intelligent during strat, he was part of acre and consistantly did retarded shit that lost acre gear and men, then he finally GTX and gave a town to Taser, afterwards I started taking his villages back for Acre and we lost a battle 1200 vs 200 because nobody turned up to the fight so we lost an ass fuck ton of gear, hence rage. though seeing james go ham on pablo is pretty fucking hilarious, i love james even more now

Lmfao I never Lost Acre anything, I used MY money and MY gear to lose those fights thank you lmfao. All the fiefs I left with are the ones I owned before joining Acre so they have no right to cry about me doing what I want with them. Not my fault you lost against my village of 200 men with your 1200. You just suck.
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Westwood on May 18, 2018, 11:10:56 pm
What man could have foretold at the beginning of Strat that this literal who ICE detainee was a retard?? Who could have predicted this???
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Casul on May 18, 2018, 11:50:17 pm
die Cassi
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Morris on May 19, 2018, 12:43:29 pm
james slowly becoming the man we all want him to be
honestly, never thought i'd say this but i gained some respect for james after seeing him give that bean eater a piece of his mind
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Yeldur on May 19, 2018, 12:47:58 pm
Lmfao I never Lost Acre anything, I used MY money and MY gear to lose those fights thank you lmfao. All the fiefs I left with are the ones I owned before joining Acre so they have no right to cry about me doing what I want with them. Not my fault you lost against my village of 200 men with your 1200. You just suck.
I know it's not your fault, it's the fault of people who didn't turn up, nothing to do with sucking, though as much as you like to say acre suck you seem to be pretty shit at the game tbh

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Note how you were on the winning side and still almost did worse than me even though I have a constant 130 ping. But yeah, guess everyone else but you is the one who sucks XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Nickleback on May 19, 2018, 04:16:44 pm
yeldur stil waiting patiently for your participation to the event ^^
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Gurnisson on May 19, 2018, 04:27:32 pm
die Cassi

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Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Asheram on May 19, 2018, 05:13:19 pm
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did you cook that pot roast in a cassierole?
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Rando on May 20, 2018, 09:24:21 pm
did you cook that pot roast in a cassierole?

She really is just a fucking piece of meat to be used by cRPG players. We need to run a train on her for all her horrible admin transgressions. She's nothing more than fuckmeat for all of us to pleasures ourselves with; a glorified onahole that can speak incorrect opinions.
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Nickleback on May 20, 2018, 09:31:32 pm
She really is just a fucking piece of meat to be used by cRPG players. We need to run a train on her for all her horrible admin transgressions. She's nothing more than fuckmeat for all of us to pleasures ourselves with; a glorified onahole that can speak incorrect opinions.

woa so hot harsh shieett nice
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Casul on May 20, 2018, 10:10:59 pm

ft7 kido
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Rando on May 20, 2018, 11:27:38 pm
ft7 kido

We did and I won hard, on NA, granted. You only had like 120 ping though, so it isnt *that*  hard to block/play. I beat you something like 15 times in a row before I started screwing around and you got 1 kill on me. Honestly I'd love to just fucking dom you tbh it'd be so hot




I wanted to make this a lot more explicit and humiliating but I'd rather be able to keep posting for a while. It's a shame, cause she'd probably like it.
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Nickleback on May 21, 2018, 05:12:19 pm
Another example : This motherfucker called witchcraft dumb bitch posting on every post in order to show that he/she/trap is admin,it tries to show that it is online so it can stay admin.I would like to pull him from his transexual long hair and hit him to the ground so hard that she dies from hemoroid internal anus bleeding.DAMN TAKE HER ADMINSHIP ALREADY,IT IS JUST USELESS,HE JUST POSTS STUPID SHIT.YOU GOTTA STOP HER.
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: zottlmarsch on May 21, 2018, 05:31:01 pm
Fun fact: all krems admins are shit
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on May 26, 2018, 08:26:15 pm
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ROAST ME

I SAY YOU GOT TO ROAST ME!

Another example : This motherfucker called witchcraft dumb bitch posting on every post in order to show that he/she/trap is admin,it tries to show that it is online so it can stay admin.I would like to pull him from his transexual long hair and hit him to the ground so hard that she dies from hemoroid internal anus bleeding.DAMN TAKE HER ADMINSHIP ALREADY,IT IS JUST USELESS,HE JUST POSTS STUPID SHIT.YOU GOTTA STOP HER.

YESS YESSSSSSSS

WITCHFACT: When I made my account my forums name was a_hot_elf_princess because that was my main character (made to piss off the hardcore historical players - it worked). I picked female in my profile because boys can't be princesses you idiot.

I didn't change it when I namechanged to WITCHCRAFT because boys also can't be witches.

I have never told anybody that I was a girl IRL or even hinted at it. I have used gender neutral pronouns for myself and my spouse every time I post about IRL things though. I didn't start the ruse cruise but once it got going I found it hilarious to be completely ambivalent about it.

Even in the year of our lord 2018 some players and poster still actually think I'm a girl? I saw it some recent posts somewhere. That is very funny. The lowest effort and longest con I have ever run on the internet. I guess with this post the jig is up.

Also I post alot because I like to post and read other peoples' posts, not because I crave attention. It's fun to participate. The fact that I have so many upvotes is just coincidental to the fact that my sincere, surreal and humorous natural posting style is objectively good.

She really is just a fucking piece of meat to be used by cRPG players. We need to run a train on her for all her horrible admin transgressions. She's nothing more than fuckmeat for all of us to pleasures ourselves with; a glorified onahole that can speak incorrect opinions.

but enough about you're mother...
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: ArysOakheart on May 28, 2018, 07:18:19 pm
irl something shorted on the shuttle and laika overheated and died within a few hours of liftoff and for a brief while one could look up to the stars and see a light shooting across the sky that was actually a warm dog corpse slingshoting about the earth at thousands of miles per hour which was arguably humanity's greatest achievement so far

wut?
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: njames89 on May 28, 2018, 07:49:05 pm
From the Wiki of Laika the Dog

Laika
Moscow, Soviet Union
Died   3 November 1957 (aged 3)
Sputnik 2, in Low Earth orbit

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In 1957, Laika became the first animal launched into orbit, paving the way for human spaceflight.

Laika (Russian: Лайка; c. 1954 – 3 November 1957) was a Soviet space dog who became one of the first animals in space, and the first animal to orbit the Earth. Laika, a stray dog from the streets of Moscow, was selected to be the occupant of the Soviet spacecraft Sputnik 2 that was launched into outer space on 3 November 1957.

Little was known about the impact of spaceflight on living creatures at the time of Laika's mission, and the technology to de-orbit had not yet been developed, so Laika's survival was never expected. Some scientists believed humans would be unable to survive the launch or the conditions of outer space, so engineers viewed flights by animals as a necessary precursor to human missions.[1] The experiment aimed to prove that a living passenger could survive being launched into orbit and endure a micro-g environment, paving the way for human spaceflight and providing scientists with some of the first data on how living organisms react to spaceflight environments.

Laika died within hours from overheating, possibly caused by a failure of the central R-7 sustainer to separate from the payload. The true cause and time of her death were not made public until 2002; instead, it was widely reported that she died when her oxygen ran out on day six or, as the Soviet government initially claimed, she was euthanised prior to oxygen depletion.

On 11 April 2008, Russian officials unveiled a monument to Laika. A small monument in her honour was built near the military research facility in Moscow that prepared Laika's flight to space. It portrayed a dog standing on top of a rocket. She also appears on the Monument to the Conquerors of Space in Moscow.


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Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Viscount on May 28, 2018, 09:24:07 pm
RIP Laika, lets hope all communist kill themselves
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: bensai on June 16, 2018, 10:36:40 am
can someone unmute the op so he can proclaim me winner of this roast thread for my most poetic shittalk of those retard aDmINs and give me my prize of 3 loompoints
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Afina on June 16, 2018, 02:37:07 pm
can someone unmute the op so he can proclaim me winner of this roast thread for my most poetic shittalk of those retard aDmINs and give me my prize of 3 loompoints
go cry
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: bensai on June 16, 2018, 09:13:14 pm
go cry

who do u think u are retard boy? all u do is play DTV  a mobile phone gamer is more of a gamer than a dtv player. u have no right to this forum u runt
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Afina on June 16, 2018, 09:39:14 pm
who do u think u are retard boy? all u do is play DTV  a mobile phone gamer is more of a gamer than a dtv player. u have no right to this forum u runt
I see you have a damn right to the forum.
you also do not have no shit
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: bensai on June 16, 2018, 11:12:17 pm
I see you have a damn right to the forum.
you also do not have no shit

hahaha nice try i actually DO have shit
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Afina on June 17, 2018, 10:06:53 am
hahaha nice try i actually DO have shit


you do not have a damn thing, loser. your rights to Toko go to school and cry in my mother's skirt
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on June 17, 2018, 11:47:01 am

you do not have a damn thing, loser. your rights to Toko go to school and cry in my mother's skirt

someone mute this clown and bring back yuhmaz, i'm tired of poor-quality ESL insults i want the real shit

Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: zottlmarsch on June 17, 2018, 11:52:43 am
someone mute this clown and bring back yuhmaz, i'm tired of poor-quality ESL insults i want the real shit

No u, go cry in my mother's skirt.
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Afina on June 17, 2018, 12:19:43 pm
someone mute this clown and bring back yuhmaz, i'm tired of poor-quality ESL insults i want the real shit
I think we need to muffle you, since you spread all sorts of shit and stupid topics.
you write full shit and do not make any suggestions to the game, only one spam and delirium
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Casul on June 17, 2018, 12:31:36 pm
Harvesting Afina quotes atm
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on June 17, 2018, 12:45:43 pm
I think we need to muffle you, since you spread all sorts of shit and stupid topics.
you write full shit and do not make any suggestions to the game, only one spam and delirium

okay that one wasn't so bad, i guess you just have to goad him a little bit. i'll have you know, my DTV slav, i made plenty of asinine suggestions to improve the dying mod like 2-3 years ago
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Afina on June 17, 2018, 12:50:35 pm
okay that one wasn't so bad, i guess you just have to goad him a little bit. i'll have you know, my DTV slav, i made plenty of asinine suggestions to improve the dying mod like 2-3 years ago

in recent years, developers have abandoned everything. with the departure of the chadza, everything went to hell
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Nickleback on June 18, 2018, 04:53:43 pm
Omg you supposed to roast admins not each other sticky cumtard loafers.Pff.

Looking at above raising index finger to the sky screaming :
UTHER YOU WIN THIS TIME ,YOU HEAR ME? BUT I WILL COME BACK AND WIN NEXT TIME,AND I WOULD have WIN IT TOO IF THERE WEREN't FOR YOU MEDDLING KIDS.
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Heibai on June 18, 2018, 11:44:46 pm
Harvesting Afina quotes atm

you're a shit admin cassi
you also do not have no shit
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Nightingale on June 19, 2018, 05:36:09 am

         dear desire, i used to hate you for banning me all the time doing really stupid math i didnt understand (5x785x818 = 1.9 million = 60 days ban) but i think i still hate u just because u told me u would buff 1hs by a million damage but u didnt and also ur probably a man in his mid 20's who rps an old woman with such invigorated devotion it genuinely makes me sick. somtimes i masturbate to a screenshot of your characters face from crpg, and the moment i ejaculate i wish someone would just KILL me, because i feel so sick with myself . u really r a bundle of sticks


Put up an offer for 3 lp in my eyes you are the winner.
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: bensai on June 19, 2018, 09:49:29 am
Put up an offer for 3 lp in my eyes you are the winner.

i need it lps plz i need to win the game

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplacetrade&id=813509
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Ras_FrenzYYY on June 19, 2018, 11:15:31 am
Harvesting Afina quotes atm

ohhhhhhh....
You are an admin...

So who is f****n you from the other admins and make you an admin?

All the admins here are involved in a steam scam called ''OKAM''

Boom roasted
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: zottlmarsch on June 19, 2018, 12:54:53 pm
ohhhhhhh....
You are an admin...

So who is f****n you from the other admins and make you an admin?

All the admins here are involved in a steam scam called ''OKAM''

Boom roasted

I think the requirements to become an admin are now reduced to just one, spamming shitty memes for 10 + hours a day on crpg discord.
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: bensai on June 19, 2018, 12:59:44 pm
Elderly_Woman
06/19/2018 03:18:03 AM
to assington_of_frisia
I accepted your trade. You received 3 heirloom points in exchange for your Shirt (rank 0, 9322919).


LOL
Title: Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
Post by: Nickleback on June 19, 2018, 01:28:21 pm
Winner Bensai took his price,,event is over thanks for participation.