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Title: He's cute
Post by: Falka on February 23, 2018, 11:52:17 pm
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Title: Re: He's cute
Post by: Gravoth_iii on February 24, 2018, 12:44:55 am
Quote from: Falka on February 23, 2018, 11:52:17 pm
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He's alright i suppose
Title: Re: He's cute
Post by: Paul on February 24, 2018, 12:56:09 am
Double spawn?!
Title: Re: He's cute
Post by: Leshma on February 24, 2018, 01:28:53 am
Congratulations
Title: Re: He's cute
Post by: Bronto on February 24, 2018, 02:41:57 am
Yo congratulations!!!! I've got two little boys myself and when people say it's life changing, it truly is. Good luck and if you ever need someone to talk to hit me up!
Title: Re: He's cute
Post by: Casul on February 24, 2018, 08:55:47 am
Blue white striped sailor shirt? So you have already determined he will be gay.

and congratulations:, truly an awesome picture
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Post by: Butan on February 24, 2018, 12:32:16 pm
im way cuter tbh
Title: Re: He's cute
Post by: Porthos on February 24, 2018, 10:01:30 pm
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Title: Re: He's cute
Post by: Oberyn on February 24, 2018, 10:17:18 pm
Quote from: Porthos on February 24, 2018, 10:01:30 pm
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Don't curse this beautiful thread with the specter of Leshma.
Title: Re: He's cute
Post by: Leshma on February 25, 2018, 12:38:15 am
One thing is certain, that kid is going to spend a lot of time watching Masha and the Bear, Booba and other Russian cartoons. You may not be a fan of that, but it is going to happen regardless.

First twelve months - plushy animals mostly, a lot of them, children of that age don't understand other toys
Twelve to twenty four months - first personal vehicle, some Turkish plastic manufacturer make excellent plastic tricycle, not sure if available in Poland, rest are crap imho and too expensive. About that time animals will come in play, plastic, rubber, in all shapes and sizes, also cars and trucks and rest of that shit. I know a lot about toys, toy manufacturers and can tell you most of modern toys are shit quality (no matter the brand, American so called manufacturer, German manufacturer, all shit and no better than Chinese or Turkish merchandise). Old toys cost a lot and need serious work to be suitable for kids.

That's on the toy front, standard stuff like  you won't have time to sleep, eat, take a shit is mandatory, even if you have classic wife and paid nanny. Kids desire ALL THE ATTENTION and will do anything to get that.

At first they have to be carried, then want to do stuff on their own, finally they get up and start walking and just when you think they'll ask to walk by themselves they go back into baby mode and want to be carried again despite being perfectly capable of walking around. They have habits and are worse than adults, don't like when we break their habits. Taking milk bottle from them, taking things they like, toys they are attached to, will seem like mission impossible.

Another thing, people who brag about their baby soldiers who do everything they tell them to do are 100% full of shit. They boss you, not the other way around. If you want to mold them into soldiers when still young... well... first it is impossible to do that to one year old, second it will have terrible effect on children. They'll grow up to become Oberyn.
Title: Re: He's cute
Post by: Butan on February 25, 2018, 10:03:16 am
Quote from: Leshma on February 25, 2018, 12:38:15 am
it will have terrible effect on children. They'll grow up to become Oberyn.

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Title: Re: He's cute
Post by: Leesin on February 25, 2018, 04:22:37 pm
Congrats!, being a parent is hard work, but it's well worth it. You can always come on here or onto C-RPG to talk shit and fuck about to take your mind off the shitty nappies and sleepless nights.  :lol:
Title: Re: He's cute
Post by: Nickleback on February 25, 2018, 09:29:43 pm
he looks like my ass when i am done shitting and there is still some shit on my intestines that are on their way to my asshole.I need to wait 5 more minutes in the toilet in order them to come to my asshole and let go. ALSO HIS NOSE TOOK AFTER MY BALLS. BITCHHH
Title: Re: He's cute
Post by: Torben on February 25, 2018, 09:51:25 pm
Quote from: Yuhmaz on February 25, 2018, 09:29:43 pm
he looks like my ass when i am done shitting and there is still some shit on my intestines that are on their way to my asshole.I need to wait 5 more minutes in the toilet in order them to come to my asshole and let go. ALSO HIS NOSE TOOK AFTER MY BALLS. BITCHHH

just,  idk... die
Title: Re: He's cute
Post by: Man of Steel on February 25, 2018, 10:29:56 pm
Quote from: Yuhmaz on February 25, 2018, 09:29:43 pm
he looks like my ass when i am done shitting and there is still some shit on my intestines that are on their way to my asshole.I need to wait 5 more minutes in the toilet in order them to come to my asshole and let go. ALSO HIS NOSE TOOK AFTER MY BALLS. BITCHHH
He is fucking cute you piece of shit
Congratz Falka!
Title: Re: He's cute
Post by: Golem on February 25, 2018, 10:36:49 pm
Quote from: Yuhmaz on February 25, 2018, 09:29:43 pm
i am done shitting                          there is still some shit on my intestines

Boi u need sum fibr
Title: Re: He's cute
Post by: Oberyn on February 26, 2018, 08:40:18 pm
Quote from: Leshma on February 25, 2018, 12:38:15 am
They'll grow up to become Oberyn.

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Title: Re: He's cute
Post by: Sparvico on February 26, 2018, 11:41:40 pm
Quote from: Yuhmaz on February 25, 2018, 09:29:43 pm
he looks like my ass when i am done shitting and there is still some shit on my intestines that are on their way to my asshole.I need to wait 5 more minutes in the toilet in order them to come to my asshole and let go. ALSO HIS NOSE TOOK AFTER MY BALLS. BITCHHH

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Title: Re: He's cute
Post by: Asheram on February 27, 2018, 01:44:18 am
Quote from: Yuhmaz on February 25, 2018, 09:29:43 pm
my ass when i am done shitting and there is still some shit on my intestines that are on their way to my asshole.I need to wait 5 more minutes in the toilet in order them to come to my asshole and let go.
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Title: Re: He's cute
Post by: Panos_Tournament on February 27, 2018, 08:17:48 am
Quote from: Yuhmaz on February 25, 2018, 09:29:43 pm
he looks like my ass when i am done shitting and there is still some shit on my intestines that are on their way to my asshole.I need to wait 5 more minutes in the toilet in order them to come to my asshole and let go. ALSO HIS NOSE TOOK AFTER MY BALLS. BITCHHH

you fucking piece of shit Turk.

I really wish PKK or YPG bombs your shithole that you call house, you disgusting prick.

Hating and trashtalking Falka I understand, and hell I never saw eye to eye with him, never.

But trashtalking his son? God, arent you a fucktard...
Title: Re: He's cute
Post by: dagu807 on February 27, 2018, 10:08:31 am
Quote from: Panos_Tournament on February 27, 2018, 08:17:48 am
you fucking piece of shit Turk.

I really wish PKK or YPG bombs your shithole that you call house, you disgusting prick.

Hating and trashtalking Falka I understand, and hell I never saw eye to eye with him, never.

But trashtalking his son? God, arent you a fucktard...

There is no difference between a t*rk, k*rd and a gr**k.
Title: Re: He's cute
Post by: Nickleback on February 27, 2018, 11:28:34 am
oh i didn't know it was falka's son ^^ i thought it was a random image.I am sincerely sorry,i hope he grows well and healthy.Don't mind my retarded comment.
Title: Re: He's cute
Post by: Gnjus on February 27, 2018, 12:36:50 pm
Quote from: Yuhmaz on February 27, 2018, 11:28:34 am
oh i didn't know it was falka's son ^^ i thought it was a random image.I am sincerely sorry,i hope he grows well and healthy.Don't mind my retarded comment.

Someone add this into a signature. Who knows if we'll get to see a non-toxic, non-obnoxious or non-imbecilic line from Turkmaz ever again in our lives.
Title: Re: He's cute
Post by: Torben on February 27, 2018, 01:04:37 pm
Quote from: Yuhmaz on February 27, 2018, 11:28:34 am
oh i didn't know it was falka's son ^^ i thought it was a random image.I am sincerely sorry,i hope he grows well and healthy.Don't mind my retarded comment.

Imagine the creep factor if falka would actually post pics of random babies
Title: Re: He's cute
Post by: Xant on February 27, 2018, 02:20:13 pm
Baby pictures are funny, parents are of course very proud but for everyone else the baby looks just like every other baby, making them really pointless to show around.
Title: Re: He's cute
Post by: The_Bloody_Nine on February 27, 2018, 03:20:39 pm
The reaction of my 3-4 years old nephew when his proud mother presented his newborn little brother: (slowly, in disbelief) "Is that a human?"
Title: Re: He's cute
Post by: Butan on February 27, 2018, 04:15:36 pm
Quote from: Torben on February 27, 2018, 01:04:37 pm
Imagine the creep factor if falka would actually post pics of random babies

One could argue showing your real baby on the internet is kind of special too.
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Title: Re: He's cute
Post by: Oberyn on February 27, 2018, 05:12:57 pm
Quote from: Butan on February 27, 2018, 04:15:36 pm
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Title: Re: He's cute
Post by: Leshma on February 27, 2018, 08:11:27 pm
Quote from: The_Bloody_Nine on February 27, 2018, 03:20:39 pm
The reaction of my 3-4 years old nephew when his proud mother presented his newborn little brother: (slowly, in disbelief) "Is that a human?"

Did he hit him in the face when nobody's watching?
Title: Re: He's cute
Post by: Xant on February 27, 2018, 10:07:44 pm
Quote from: Leshma on February 27, 2018, 08:11:27 pm
Did he hit him in the face when nobody's watching?
How would he know if nobody was watching?
Title: Re: He's cute
Post by: Leshma on February 27, 2018, 11:01:17 pm
Baby starts crying and youngin pretends he doesn't have anything to do with it.
Title: Re: He's cute
Post by: Yeldur on February 28, 2018, 02:50:03 am
Quote from: Yuhmaz on February 25, 2018, 09:29:43 pm
he looks like my ass when i am done shitting and there is still some shit on my intestines that are on their way to my asshole.I need to wait 5 more minutes in the toilet in order them to come to my asshole and let go. ALSO HIS NOSE TOOK AFTER MY BALLS. BITCHHH

die

you're worse than i am
Title: Re: He's cute
Post by: Rando on February 28, 2018, 07:39:39 am
Quote from: Yeldur on February 28, 2018, 02:50:03 am
die

you're worse than i am

He didn't realize it was a cRPG player's son. See signature.

Yuhmaz is truly the most based forum commenter
Title: Re: He's cute
Post by: Paul on February 28, 2018, 08:11:23 am
It just shows that yuhmaz is a bit autistic, in the non-e-meaning of the word. Literally everyone but him understood the situation, while he thought it's just a random picture of a baby for trolling purposes.
Title: Re: He's cute
Post by: Butan on February 28, 2018, 05:01:47 pm
Tbf I had to ask myself for a couple seconds why there is a baby in this spoiler.

Maybe I'm mildly autistic.
Title: Re: He's cute
Post by: Xant on February 28, 2018, 05:03:45 pm
Quote from: Butan on February 28, 2018, 05:01:47 pm
Tbf I had to ask myself for a couple seconds why there is a baby in this spoiler.

Maybe I'm mildly autistic.
Yes, well....
Title: Re: He's cute
Post by: Butan on February 28, 2018, 05:04:31 pm
Quote from: Xant on February 28, 2018, 05:03:45 pm
Yes, well....

Damn, you're fast.
Title: Re: He's cute
Post by: Xant on February 28, 2018, 05:37:17 pm
Quote from: Butan on February 28, 2018, 05:04:31 pm
Damn, you're fast.
Thanks, I know.
Title: Re: He's cute
Post by: Umbra on February 28, 2018, 09:45:53 pm
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