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Title: I am proud of my penis
Post by: POOPHAMMER on August 08, 2017, 02:06:52 am
If anyone wants to see a picture of my erect penis add me on Steam - http://steamcommunity.com/id/bigstupidgaybaby

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Title: Re: I am proud of my penis
Post by: Xant on August 08, 2017, 09:45:46 am
Thought Provoking Penis Picture; A Review

On the 8th of August I gazed upon the penis of Poophammer. It made me wonder to myself, "does this count as a micropenis? What's the limit there anyway? If this isn't one, then can a micropenis even be called a penis?" This led me down a road of discovery and enlightenment as I googled through the night and learned many new things. And if you're wondering what the answer to my question was, it was yes.

8.5/10
Title: Re: I am proud of my penis
Post by: IR_Kuoin on August 08, 2017, 10:27:25 am
Can't see anything so it must be really small, be proud of who you are : )
Title: Re: I am proud of my penis
Post by: Bittersteel on August 08, 2017, 12:53:37 pm
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Show some goddamn respect boys, this man is a war veteran.

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Title: Re: I am proud of my penis
Post by: Oberyn on August 08, 2017, 01:35:20 pm
I didn't know you were one of those mentally broken retards who unironically believes in the "gender=/=sex" nonsense. I can only hope you eventually cut off and invert your dick and balls into a butchered parody of femininity axe wound and gargle pharmaceutical hormones in a sad attempt to fool your poor XY body into believing it is female through artificial means. You should absolutely neuteur yourself and become a genetic dead end for the good of the human genepool.

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Title: Re: I am proud of my penis
Post by: POOPHAMMER on August 08, 2017, 01:46:37 pm
damn dude who pissed in your cheerios
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Post by: Ikarus on August 08, 2017, 05:56:58 pm
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Title: Re: I am proud of my penis
Post by: Oberyn on August 09, 2017, 05:52:37 pm
damn dude who pissed in your cheerios

The whole of academia and media pushing this vomit inducing degeneracy on the general public, you brainwashed useful idiot. Increasingly on children, because gotta start that cult indoctrination early on, you know.

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and etc, and etc, and etc. It is literally endless. The postmodernist assault on logic itself is merely going through its long march on the institutions.

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Title: Re: I am proud of my penis
Post by: IR_Kuoin on August 09, 2017, 06:00:14 pm
Child abuse.
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Post by: Gravoth_iii on August 09, 2017, 06:08:58 pm
Oh they'll be fine! Unless they actually go trans and enter the suicide coinflip.
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Post by: Oberyn on August 09, 2017, 06:32:07 pm
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"Shiloh, transgender child of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, will soon begin hormone treatment"
http://www.playground.plus/news/shiloh-transgender-child-of-angelina-jolie-and-brad-pitt-will-soon-begin-hormone-treatment/
(scroll to the right, it's in that huge img)

Two of the most beautiful people on the planet have a daughter, so of course it only makes sense to turn her into a sad parody of what she would turn out naturally. These people aren't being good, tolerant parents acceding to the wishes of their children, they push this shit on them relentlessly. It's a fad, like addopting a bunch of african chilren's because of your white guilt. I can't even imagine what it must be like living with a mother who openly loathes you because you're white, but it wouldn't be the first Hollywood virtue signaling sociopath ruining their child's life I guess.
Title: Re: I am proud of my penis
Post by: Ikarus on August 09, 2017, 07:40:31 pm
Angelina Jolie and Will Smith are not exactly an example of good parenting
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Post by: Bittersteel on August 09, 2017, 07:54:17 pm
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Thanks for showing this, this is absolutely fucking disgusting. Angelina Jolie should be raped and killed by the new citiziens in the multicultural society that she promotes.
Title: Re: I am proud of my penis
Post by: Xant on August 09, 2017, 08:44:39 pm
I imagine you loved the recent Google debacle about the engineer's """"""""""manifesto"""""""" (better name it that to remind everyone of some crazed killer's mad writings), Oberyn.

An engineer writes something that's entirely based on science, and is branded a "fascist" because he dares suggest the genders are different and women shouldn't be shoe-horned into jobs they don't want to do.

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http://slatestarcodex.com/2017/08/07/contra-grant-on-exaggerated-differences/

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Parts of tech are already this bad. For the rest of you: it’s what you have to look forward to.

It doesn’t have to be this way. Nobody has any real policy disagreements. Everyone can just agree that men and women are equal, that they both have the same rights, that nobody should face harassment or discrimination. We can relax the Permanent State Of Emergency around too few women in tech, and admit that women have the right to go into whatever field they want, and that if they want to go off and be 80% of veterinarians and 74% of forensic scientists, those careers seem good too. We can appreciate the contributions of existing women in tech, make sure the door is open for any new ones who want to join, and start treating each other as human beings again. Your co-worker could just be your co-worker, not a potential chocolate chip cookie to be assaulted or a potential Stalinist who’s going to rat on you. Your project manager could just be your project manager, not the person tasked with monitoring you for signs of thoughtcrime. Your female co-worker could just be your female co-worker, not a Badass Grrl Coder Who Overcomes Adversity. Your male co-worker could just be your male co-worker, not a Tool Of The Patriarchy Who Denies His Complicity In Oppression. I promise there are industries like this. Medicine is like this! Loads of things are like this! Lots of tech companies are even still like this! This could be you.

The degeneracy in the west is reaching awesome new levels.
Title: Re: I am proud of my penis
Post by: Casul on August 09, 2017, 11:14:55 pm
Angelina Jolie and Will Smith are not exactly an example of good parenting


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Title: Re: I am proud of my penis
Post by: Westwood on August 09, 2017, 11:43:33 pm
The postmodernist assault on logic itself is merely going through its long march on the institutions.

My grandfather subscribes to National Geographic and when that particular issue arrived I threw it out before he could see it. He doesn't need to be troubled with that sort of thing with his age/heart condition.

It's not even really postmodernism, it's post-postmodernism, as Himmelfarb put it if I recall correctly. When a permissive postmodern subculture becomes dominant (as we've seen happen since the 60's) it allows the real fringe of that already beyond the pale movement to come into the light. The rejection of objective truth and the permissiveness of the now mainstream culture are so entrenched that none belonging to it would dare raise any concerns as society continuously marches further into degeneracy.

I give it well under a decade before polygamists and NAMBLA-types become a potent political force in liberal circles in the way mainstream "LGBT" organizations are today.

Here in Seattle our own mayor is one of those :^) you might say we're ahead of the curve, even among liberal cities.
Title: Re: I am proud of my penis
Post by: Yeldur on August 09, 2017, 11:50:22 pm
guys please stop derailing this thread this is a thread specifically for your review of poophammers penis.

getting back on topic, my personal experience with the poophammer schlong (once i found it) was that it was not like any normal penis, no, this one had clearly been contorted and broken in so many ways i can clearly understand why poophammer looks like he does all the time (see his profile picture for reference) - the pain i see in his eyes makes me feel like i'm looking at a vietnam war veteran, and he might as well have been, his penis is so battered and broken that it might as well have fallen into a vietnamese punji trap covered in excrement and semen of 1000 vietnamese children, then ran over with a tank, and finally, laid to rest in a zippo raid conducted by the american forces.


in conclusion, i rate poophammers penis a solid 6/10
Title: Re: I am proud of my penis
Post by: dagu807 on August 10, 2017, 12:17:12 am
The whole of academia and media pushing this vomit inducing degeneracy on the general public, you brainwashed useful idiot. Increasingly on children, because gotta start that cult indoctrination early on, you know.

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Remember, everyone who told and will tell you that the slippery slope's a fallacy will see the reality once they are of higher age.
Don't underestimate how fast degeneracy can spread through subtle manipulation of worldly desires.
This world needs fixing, or chaos, maybe chaos is the solution?
Title: Re: I am proud of my penis
Post by: Westwood on August 10, 2017, 12:33:08 am
Soft men, hard times, so on.
Title: Re: I am proud of my penis
Post by: Oberyn on August 10, 2017, 12:52:38 am
I give it well under a decade before polygamists and NAMBLA-types become a potent political force in liberal circles in the way mainstream "LGBT" organizations are today.

Here in Seattle our own mayor is one of those :^) you might say we're ahead of the curve, even among liberal cities.

What's already being encouraged and cheered on is arguably worse, but it does seem like the next logical step, the gender identity craze has been aimed at children and education in general for a reason. Why would a child have the authority and knowledge to consent to hormone replacement therapy, puberty blockers and irreversible surgery, but not consent to sex? One is fucking horrifying and this is aknowledged society-wide, the other was also horrifying and this was aknowledged society-wide until not very long ago. But apparently we've "progressed" past that.

There are a wealth of articles in the soft "sciences" calling for pedophilia to be treated as a sickness which must be cared for, not vilified and ostracized. There are even a few papers outright calling for pedophilia as just another facet of human sexuality, another quirk just as valid and natural as homosexuality or a foot fetish. For now it is limited to theoretical vomit by braindead postmodernist ideologues, but then again so was the insane gender spectrum theory which is being pushed as some sort of "scientific" status quo these days.

Can't help but mention fucking John Money again. Even a cursory reading of his wikipedia page will make you understand that this crazed pedophile was the seed of this insanity, that has somehow taken such a powerful hold.
Title: Re: I am proud of my penis
Post by: Oberyn on August 10, 2017, 01:49:39 am
I imagine you loved the recent Google debacle about the engineer's """"""""""manifesto"""""""" (better name it that to remind everyone of some crazed killer's mad writings), Oberyn.

An engineer writes something that's entirely based on science, and is branded a "fascist" because he dares suggest the genders are different and women shouldn't be shoe-horned into jobs they don't want to do.

The degeneracy in the west is reaching awesome new levels.


Here is a link to the "Anti-Diversity Manifesto", the term by which regressive media has decided to christen the document. Even the use of the word "manifesto" is manipulative, because of course it is, it's fucking media. It's automatically linked to extreme and violent declarations uttered by psychopaths before they go on killing sprees.

https://fr.scribd.com/document/355823379/Google-s-Ideological-Echo-Chamber

Here is Damore's interview with Jordan Peterson, the engineer who wrote the document and was fired.

Look into it, then google (lol, using duckgo) "Google Engineer Manifesto", and look at the mountain of vapid, retarded shit being written by people who have not read the document and probably wouldn't understand it if they did. Google is starting to get into some shady as fuck shit, their SJW leanings aren't harmless, they push ideological conformity to an almost cultish degree internally, imagine what the fuck they get up to with algorithms because they "feel" it's "right".
Title: Re: I am proud of my penis
Post by: Gravoth_iii on August 10, 2017, 05:35:42 am
Googling "american inventors" was quite a surprise, how is it that black people are so opressed when they make up for like 80% of the big inventors according to google. Had a giggle, but searching for it in swedish gave me completely different results.
Title: Re: I am proud of my penis
Post by: Xant on August 10, 2017, 07:00:16 am

Here is a link to the "Anti-Diversity Manifesto", the term by which regressive media has decided to christen the document. Even the use of the word "manifesto" is manipulative, because of course it is, it's fucking media. It's automatically linked to extreme and violent declarations uttered by psychopaths before they go on killing sprees.

https://fr.scribd.com/document/355823379/Google-s-Ideological-Echo-Chamber

Here is Damore's interview with Jordan Peterson, the engineer who wrote the document and was fired.

Look into it, then google (lol, using duckgo) "Google Engineer Manifesto", and look at the mountain of vapid, retarded shit being written by people who have not read the document and probably wouldn't understand it if they did. Google is starting to get into some shady as fuck shit, their SJW leanings aren't harmless, they push ideological conformity to an almost cultish degree internally, imagine what the fuck they get up to with algorithms because they "feel" it's "right".
This is actually the part I meant to quote from slatestarcodex:

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A lot of people without connections to the tech industry don’t realize how bad it’s gotten. This is how bad. It would be pointless trying to do anything about this person in particular. This is the climate.

Silicon Valley was supposed to be better than this. It was supposed to be the life of the mind, where people who were interested in the mysteries of computation and cognition could get together and make the world better for everybody. Now it’s degenerated into this giant hatefest of everybody writing long screeds calling everyone else chocolate chip cookies and demanding violence against them. Where if someone disagrees with the consensus, it’s just taken as a matter of course that we need to hunt them down, deny them of the cloak of anonymity, fire them, and blacklist them so they can never get a job again. Where the idea that we shouldn’t be a surveillance society where we carefully watch our coworkers for signs of sexism so we can report them to the authorities is exactly the sort of thing you get reported to the authorities if people see you saying.

When all the engineer did was post an internal memo about why, maybe, it might not be worth it to push for a retarded 50-50 gender split on engineers... entirely supported by science.

And this then causes the Google CEO to cut his vacation short, fire the dude, and hordes of unwashed SJWs and feminists and cucks supporting feminism shouting that this guy is a fascist and needs to be gassed.

And yes, this event has decreased my faith in Google considerably, I had no idea they were this bad until now.


Also, hilariously enough, this """""manifesto"""""" has brought up hordes of supposedly-intelligent women who apparently have the reading comprehension of seven year old kids. I've been following the debate on some smart people's Facebook walls, and it's like 90% of the women in the comment section didn't even read the memo, or at least didn't understand it all. They make claims like "hurr durr google guy wants to ban women from coding" or "hurr durr google guy doesn't think women can code as well as him." When his memo was literally about getting more women into programming, and explaining the current situation partly by gender differences.

I'm almost starting to suspect that the memo was a plot all along to reveal that women lose all ability to think logically when discussing a potentially emotional subject, since well educated women suddenly become incapable of understanding overlapping normal distributions with different mean and variance, even with visualizations to show the overlap.
Title: Re: I am proud of my penis
Post by: Oberyn on August 10, 2017, 01:49:46 pm
Humanities and social "sciences" are abysmally bad at understanding statistics despite it being the one and only claim they have to the scientific method in their "disciplines".

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Title: Re: I am proud of my penis
Post by: Macropus on August 10, 2017, 06:55:54 pm
Googling "american inventors" was quite a surprise, how is it that black people are so opressed when they make up for like 80% of the big inventors according to google. Had a giggle, but searching for it in swedish gave me completely different results.
You know I try to insert a Trevor Moore/WKUK sketches whenever it's relevant, and it's as relevant as never before, so here we go :D
Title: Re: I am proud of my penis
Post by: POOPHAMMER on August 13, 2017, 02:04:07 pm
can we get back on subject here and talk about my dick
Title: Re: I am proud of my penis
Post by: Xant on August 13, 2017, 04:15:09 pm
can we get back on subject here and talk about my dick

It's already been reviewed you retard, now shut the fuck up while men talk, you silly little goat.
Title: Re: I am proud of my penis
Post by: POOPHAMMER on August 13, 2017, 07:14:59 pm
It's already been reviewed you retard, now shut the fuck up while men talk, you silly little goat.

while the subject may be small my penis is still the focus of this topic
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Post by: Westwood on August 13, 2017, 08:56:15 pm
It's too late! This is now a reactionary thread.
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Post by: Yeldur on August 13, 2017, 10:40:30 pm
i officially declare a boycott on all topics not relating specifically to poophammers penis
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Post by: Ikarus on August 13, 2017, 11:07:08 pm
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i officially declare a boycott on all topics not relating specifically to poophammers penis
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Title: Re: I am proud of my penis
Post by: Oberyn on August 14, 2017, 02:40:12 pm
can we get back on subject here and talk about my dick

The topic is too small and insignificant to spend much time on.

Here's an AMA by James Damore, the google engineer that wrote the awful, sexist "anti-diversity manifesto".

https://www.reddit.com/r/JamesDamore/comments/6thcy3/im_james_damore_ama/
Title: Re: I am proud of my penis
Post by: dagu807 on August 14, 2017, 06:53:03 pm
can we get back on subject here and talk about my dick
no one cares about your litte dick u homo btich
oath lad
Title: Re: I am proud of my penis
Post by: Oberyn on August 19, 2017, 06:40:14 pm
Googling "american inventors" was quite a surprise, how is it that black people are so opressed when they make up for like 80% of the big inventors according to google. Had a giggle, but searching for it in swedish gave me completely different results.

Google American inventors, White couple, European history people, European people art, Happy american couple, White man and white woman, Happy white american woman, Happy white american child, who created white people?.

It's just the algorithm, biggot! Google would never lower themselves to something as base as manipulating search algorithms to push any sort of agenda. It is known that Google is as apolitical and pure as the driven snow.