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Title: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: Gnjus on June 07, 2017, 08:34:01 am
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Sorry Bloby.  :(
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: Molly on June 07, 2017, 11:38:24 am
I let the others in the Krems WhatsApp group know the same day as the picture was released:

Krems in Mordhau confirmed.

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Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: the real god emperor on June 07, 2017, 12:09:42 pm
Krems fucking suck dicks.
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: polkafranzi on June 09, 2017, 10:45:08 am
ugh

molly left

get fucked

fin left

phil added gnjus

gnjus left

ok bai

fin left
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: Molly on June 09, 2017, 01:24:15 pm
ugh

molly left

get fucked

fin left

phil added gnjus

gnjus left

ok bai

fin left
How can Fin leave twice without being added after the first Fexit?
Fucking noob.

ugh
die
Molly left
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: the real god emperor on June 09, 2017, 05:09:35 pm
How can Fin leave twice without being added after the first Fexit?

That entirely depends on the amount of racism and okam bashing.
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: Umbra on June 09, 2017, 07:04:04 pm
I love you
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: zottlmarsch on June 10, 2017, 06:14:02 am
I love you

Btw guys if gnjus wants to reform bandits ill join him. Said that when i joined krems too, tho i rly enjoyed playing in krems, made me play that shitty modbmuch longer than i should have
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: Molly on June 10, 2017, 09:58:35 am
Haven't heard from Felipe since he was debating finishing that crate, hope his bosses didn't come in this morning to him slumped over his keyboard passed out with 10 big black cocks inside him
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: the real god emperor on June 10, 2017, 10:31:25 am
I swear when Umbra joined this chat everyones iq went down by 50%
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: Umbra on June 10, 2017, 12:55:32 pm
You should move to Belfast and join warlock wireless, they need someone to spend 1 year making 3 gauntlet models now that zimke has been fired
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: Casul on June 10, 2017, 08:45:40 pm
now that Torben liked that last one I remeber that he asked to join, is that still valid Torben?

But remember:
I swear when Umbra joined this chat everyones iq went down by 50%


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Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: zottlmarsch on June 10, 2017, 09:49:52 pm
I just checked the member list
There was a blonde girl
Checked her profile pic zoomed
She appeared to be a man
Probably dan
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: darmaster on June 10, 2017, 10:00:12 pm
haaha kresm r fny :)) they r dfferent and the mug gag was SO hillarious like how kan u come up with it so rndomly?? i swer i spit a kidney when i saw it 4 the 857nd time, like that felt knew and still hilarious as the 639st time, jeez i had to ate my own kid back XDD anyway wat i like bout dem is the fact they're such a cool grup, they're like elits of the commnutiy, like what 22rd with pyrex was but without the cool part. but with the addiction of sum autistic kid and have u sin rainman? they clever and they can win lottery by premonitioning the numbers that will be extracted at the bingo. and the fcat theyre still a thing just shows how super dope they were/are :)) hope u die IRL guys, wish u all the best and hpfully ull be as pioneering as u were in my headfones, gl hf :)) sorry autorealse
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: zottlmarsch on June 11, 2017, 01:01:05 am
This chat isnt really the problem, it's when someone looks through the gallery and sees all these dick pics
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on June 11, 2017, 02:58:16 am
This was an entertaining read cheers guys
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: Umbra on June 11, 2017, 09:22:04 am
We can have Phil's dick museum with all the exhibits from the chat
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: the real god emperor on June 11, 2017, 09:27:11 am
Are we done?

Lol wtf, I just farted and an undigested jelly bean just shot out of my arse at like 100mph from some cake I ate yesterday, luckily no shit or anything tho.
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: Gurgumul on June 11, 2017, 05:25:43 pm
is that what they call "Turkish delight"?
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: Asheram on June 11, 2017, 06:24:49 pm
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: Gnjus on June 13, 2017, 06:52:08 pm
Btw guys if gnjus wants to reform bandits ill join him.

Reform bandits in what game ? And with whom ?  :lol:



I swear when Umbra joined this chat everyones iq went down by 50%

I can confirm that. Its the same in Bandits whatsapp group. There ain't much of it left.
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: zottlmarsch on June 14, 2017, 11:17:20 am
Reform bandits in what game ? And with whom ?  :lol:

The new game being created by Donkey Crew in China, I hear they have some really interesting cool original ideas, it's gonna be a Medieval Open World Multiplayer game with a massive map.
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: Umbra on June 15, 2017, 09:12:27 am
But will it have more than 3 gauntlet models?
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: Torben on July 01, 2017, 04:58:15 pm
now that Torben liked that last one I remeber that he asked to join, is that still valid Torben?

But remember:

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hell ye
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: zottlmarsch on July 03, 2017, 03:10:23 am
hell ye

Cool, Drop a pm with your digits to me, Cassi or Molly and we'll add you in.

Let's hope you last longer than gnjus.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: polkafranzi on July 03, 2017, 05:43:54 pm
Rather fuck Jen than get anally raped by 15 Afghans like you and your countrymen do
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: Umbra on July 03, 2017, 07:28:38 pm
I didn't ask for any of this

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: Casul on July 03, 2017, 11:40:35 pm
👳🏾
Hello me cum in peace

👦🏼👮🏻👱🏻👦🏼👱🏻
yes hello welcome pls behave ty

👳🏾
k m8

👮🏻👱🏻👦🏼👴🏻
here u have free money for cuming to our country
💶💶💶

👳🏾
I have family m8 pls I need more euro  ;_;

👱🏻👦🏼👴🏻👮🏻👦🏼
yes sry here refugees welcome pls take
💰💰💰💰💰💰💰

👳🏾
thanks m8 mohammmed achala muma nig dudo muha allah is great tbh

🕌<-🚶🏾

👳🏾 here all my hard earned money 💶 now gib

👨🏽 thanks m8
here 🔫

👳🏾
ANALU FUCKBAR LMAO
😱🔫⛪💣😵🔫🏡💣😭🔫

the end
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: Casul on July 03, 2017, 11:44:06 pm
Or this epic post in Krems whatsapp group history:

Phil:

💩
Hello me make okam


👱🏻👮👨🏻👨🏼👦🏼👦🏻
Yes hello welcome pls make gud game ty

💩
k m8

👨🏼👦🏻👱🏻👮
here we give money for make gud game
💶💶💶💶💶💶

💩
pay kickstarter too m8 pls i need more euro ;_;

👦🏻👮👨🏼👱🏻👨🏻
yes sry here devs welcome pls take
💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰

💩
thanks m8 early access steam shit ** nice hairstyle cass lol belfast is great tbh

🍀  <-🚶🏾

👨🏻 here all my hard earned money 💶 now make game

💩thanks m8
here 💿

👨🏻
SCAMMED AGAIN AYY LMAO
😱💿💩😭📉💥🔫
the end



Molly:  :mrgreen:


Fin left.
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: zottlmarsch on July 05, 2017, 02:15:05 pm
you deserved your victory, if one sees it as such.
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: Umbra on July 05, 2017, 04:12:25 pm
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That was my edit you fucking bundle of sticks I love you. Only good thing Phil ever did was show us his dick.

Ugh

Umbra left
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: the real god emperor on July 05, 2017, 05:41:20 pm
guys, lets make an oKaM mod for bonerlord.
Just remove controls from main menu and add an epic button which shows a shitty "in progress" map.
Further we should add a feature that you have a 50% chance to crash or blackscreen when you try to start a game.
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: njames89 on July 05, 2017, 05:46:05 pm
guys, lets make an oKaM mod for bonerlord.
Just remove controls from main menu and add an epic button which shows a shitty "in progress" map.
Further we should add a feature that you have a 50% chance to crash or blackscreen when you try to start a game.

I'll get to work on some leather gauntlets. ETA 2-6 years
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: Asheram on July 05, 2017, 08:36:11 pm
You should also make a new forum and not send out emails to those who purchased your game.
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: Kadeth on July 06, 2017, 01:22:12 am
guys, lets make an oKaM mod for bonerlord.

Make sure you program in a big "Delete Forum" button, just in case it gets too much negative feedback.
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: Gnjus on July 06, 2017, 06:54:33 pm
guys, lets make an oKaM mod for bonerlord.

How bout we make the "Kings & Men" clan in Bannerlord ? A few would be kings and the rest would be just.....men ? Or the other way around ?
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: Umbra on July 16, 2017, 10:18:26 am
The deve ran
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: zottlmarsch on July 16, 2017, 10:57:19 am
Haven't heard from Felipe since he was debating finishing that crate, hope his bosses didn't come in this morning to him slumped over his keyboard passed out with 10 big black cocks inside him
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: Casul on July 16, 2017, 10:48:20 pm
guys, lets make an oKaM mod for bonerlord.
Just remove controls from main menu and add an epic button which shows a shitty "in progress" map.
Further we should add a feature that you have a 50% chance to crash or blackscreen when you try to start a game.

yea and remove the feature to ride with friends to be as close to the original as possible.
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: Blackbow on July 16, 2017, 11:10:14 pm
dont forget to make a bug function where one team randomly fall down below the map and leave it during 6 month  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: zottlmarsch on July 17, 2017, 12:23:44 am
dont forget to make a bug function where one team randomly fall down below the map and leave it during 6 month  :mrgreen:

I believe the official name for that is called "donkey holidays" as a additional bonus on the last day of the holiday all the team members get fired
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: Yeldur on July 17, 2017, 10:41:55 am
why is there an autistic krems groupchat and why am i not a part of it
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: zottlmarsch on July 18, 2017, 02:15:12 pm
Any my old friend can join, providing they are over 18 (cuz the dick pics)

Just pm me a phone number and let the brain damage commence.
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: Kadeth on July 19, 2017, 02:56:59 am
i would like to join you`re clan
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: zottlmarsch on September 01, 2017, 07:25:24 pm
That fucking guy is uploading Volksmusik videos on youtube and still gets pussy thrown at him
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: zottlmarsch on September 04, 2017, 11:32:08 pm
either way dw about adding me again looks like someone doesnt want me there anyways
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: Kadeth on September 05, 2017, 03:27:45 am
i would like to join you`re clan

no respond to my application?
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: zottlmarsch on September 05, 2017, 09:48:02 am
no respond to my application?

Pm me number
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: the real god emperor on October 24, 2017, 03:51:42 pm
Is there any actual evidence that umbra is a real person and not just some shitty spambot?
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: Gnjus on October 24, 2017, 07:33:33 pm
Is there any actual evidence that umbra is a real person and not just some shitty spambot?

Yes there is. I met him in real life.....tall skinny pale arial gaming troll who likes to drink bal likör and spam useless shit.....if I was a gaming girl with ashtray glasses I'd fall in love with him with all my geekish heart.
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: Casul on October 24, 2017, 08:35:18 pm
Yes there is. I met him in real life.....tall skinny pale arial gaming troll who likes to drink bal likör and spam useless shit.....if I was a gaming girl with ashtray glasses I'd fall in love with him with all my geekish heart.

I swear when Gnjus join this chat ... Gnjus left.
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: zottlmarsch on October 25, 2017, 02:24:03 pm
dude, the chat was boring, you kept repeating the same shit over and over and over and over and over and over again.
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: zottlmarsch on November 16, 2017, 09:54:13 am
[15/11, 21:49] gnjus: Fuck off you bunch of imbeciles
[15/11, 21:50] gnjus: And Cassiopeia can choke on my southern slavic cock
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: Leshma on November 16, 2017, 08:59:10 pm
Are you really banned and why?

About Krems, fuck Krems. They kicked me out in less than two hours and I can vouch 50% of their members had 30% cognitive ability of average human being. People think losing to Raz was humiliating, no it wasn't, that duel was fun. But getting removed from Krems roster, now that was probably the lowest point.

Edit: Found it:
Quote
You can ask Dupre selling looms for cash is against the rules

Smart man. I believe Smoothrich did the same and bunch of other obviously smarter people than myself. And of course, 99% of Chinese server.

Looking at what video games have become it is truly an antiquated opinion to have on selling pixels for real cash being bad. What if one sell pixels for crypto? That shit is virtual as well.

Being Star Citizen backer and casual player of Cash of Clans, I lost all hope for gaming. People are hating on EA, they haven't seen shit. It will only get worse or if you're investor in that shit, it is going to get bigger. Think price range of new shiny Mercedes Benz for becoming ultimate slayer of online pussy, paragon level 999 with 100% game unlocked. You can have it now for discounted super pack for 49,999 USD or do daily tasks for the rest of your pitiful life hoping for RNG algorithm to grant you status of pro player. You don't have the cash, screw you. Abdullah, son of great Ibn Khalid will pay and make us game developers rich. Get rich or die grinding.
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: Bittersteel on November 16, 2017, 11:00:47 pm
[15/11, 21:49] gnjus: Fuck off you bunch of imbeciles
[15/11, 21:50] gnjus: And Cassiopeia can choke on my southern slavic cock

Are you really banned??? Please tell me why???

Also, getting kicked by krems lmfao. Even the social outcasts in the LARP club are afraid you will drag their reputation down.
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: Yeldur on November 16, 2017, 11:38:22 pm
Are you really banned and why?

About Krems, fuck Krems. They kicked me out in less than two hours and I can vouch 50% of their members had 30% cognitive ability of average human being. People think losing to Raz was humiliating, no it wasn't, that duel was fun. But getting removed from Krems roster, now that was probably the lowest point.

Edit: Found it:
Smart man. I believe Smoothrich did the same and bunch of other obviously smarter people than myself. And of course, 99% of Chinese server.

Looking at what video games have become it is truly an antiquated opinion to have on selling pixels for real cash being bad. What if one sell pixels for crypto? That shit is virtual as well.

Being Star Citizen backer and casual player of Cash of Clans, I lost all hope for gaming. People are hating on EA, they haven't seen shit. It will only get worse or if you're investor in that shit, it is going to get bigger. Think price range of new shiny Mercedes Benz for becoming ultimate slayer of online pussy, paragon level 999 with 100% game unlocked. You can have it now for discounted super pack for 49,999 USD or do daily tasks for the rest of your pitiful life hoping for RNG algorithm to grant you status of pro player. You don't have the cash, screw you. Abdullah, son of great Ibn Khalid will pay and make us game developers rich. Get rich or die grinding.

u got kicked out of krems? shit even IM not that bad and im fucking retarded
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: Casul on November 17, 2017, 08:23:17 am
I dont even know myself why Lesham has been kicked... he might be a scumbag full if shit but at least he has autism and autism is funny.
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: Leshma on November 17, 2017, 05:17:59 pm
Me being kicked from Krems is the solid proof that not even Krems is true free spirit clan which accepts everybody, disregarding their past, color or intellectual capacity. It may seem like Krems is free for all but at the end of the day, there are people at the top deciding things for those at the bottom. You can't escape vertical hierarchy, not even in Krems.

This forum is more in the spirit of Krems than Krems clan itself but there are blunders like this banning of our comrade @zottlmarsch. May you get laid tonight comrade and please tell your partner to scream my name during orgasm. I don't mind if its man, woman or zhe, I just want my name to be heard.
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: the real god emperor on November 17, 2017, 10:34:14 pm
My problem is, when I take a shit on public toilets like at university, I dont exactly sit down but squad at a healthy distance to the toilet desk.
The problem is, that this position requires a lot more pressure to open the anus musculature.
As a result, the toilet desk ends up with a layer of shit after my anus sprays a fountain of liquid shit all over the place with a sound I wouldnt consider anywhere near healthy anymore.
I mostly listen to the surrounding, making sure I can leave the mess uncleaned without anyone noticing me walking out silently.
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: Molly on November 17, 2017, 10:48:40 pm
Fuck y'all

Die
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: Yeldur on November 18, 2017, 12:04:19 am
Bitch I hope its raining and you dont have a rain coat with you
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: Molly on November 18, 2017, 09:34:41 pm
Ugh

Fin left
Gnjus left
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: polkafranzi on November 18, 2017, 09:42:30 pm
You deserved your victory, if one sees it as such.
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: the real god emperor on November 23, 2017, 12:47:57 pm
Nah, he's a pussy. If he saw his girl being raped he'd probably just hand the rapist a friendship bracelet and fuck off to the gym
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: Asheram on November 23, 2017, 06:38:42 pm
When is this game releasing haven't heard anything about it for a long time on the game sites I go to.
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: zottlmarsch on November 24, 2017, 04:11:48 pm
Bet your gf kicked you out again and shes currently inhaling a thick aids ridden cock, enjoying his tip pounding  against her uterus bitch.Bitch I hope its raining and you dont have a rain coat with you
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: Molly on November 24, 2017, 08:46:44 pm
Ugh
Die
Fin left
Gnjus joined
Gnjus left
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: Oberyn on November 24, 2017, 09:59:33 pm
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Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: Umbra on December 29, 2017, 10:55:37 am
Mod is alive?

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Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: Gnjus on February 08, 2018, 07:39:10 pm

Krems at 2:42
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: the real god emperor on November 16, 2018, 11:38:48 am
The flesh in the scrotum is degenerate
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: Yeldur on November 16, 2018, 02:09:36 pm
die
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: Nickleback on November 16, 2018, 04:04:21 pm
Still 2018 relevant in are Krems?
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: polkafranzi on January 11, 2019, 07:41:52 pm
sure did

when where who?
Title: Re: Officially confirmed: The KREMS plague in Mordhau
Post by: the real god emperor on March 28, 2019, 06:53:42 pm
[15.3., 13:06] cDjavo: molly changed 4 bikes since last mount and blade
[15.3., 13:07] cDjavo: thats how long this shit lasts
[15.3., 13:07] cDjavo: felipe crashed 4 cars
[15.3., 13:07] cDjavo: cassi gained 150 kg of pure muscles
[15.3., 13:07] cDjavo: dan was homeless 6 yrs
[15.3., 13:07] cDjavo: reyiz fucked 150 lizards