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cRPG => General Discussion => Topic started by: Exitialis on May 02, 2017, 01:11:22 pm

Title: Remembering Exitialis the Spammitalis
Post by: Exitialis on May 02, 2017, 01:11:22 pm
I know, I'm a legend. I now grace you with my godly presence to let us rejoice in past glories and conquests. I remember, when I butchered half the population of EU1, 2, and 3 with my scimmitar, and huscarl shield.

People moaned when they saw me, because it would mean their swift spammed death using scimmitar strike view difficulty legal exploit. I also torched the local weed club and pissed on the owners. I also sold some stones for 50 000 gold on the market. Yeah that's me. I bet you remember you scullion.

But then the agility nerf came. They could just as well have chopped my legs off those crooked-nosed knaves.

I now come with a prediction. I predict that C-rpg will be really dead due to all the nerfs. Yes, I have two crystal balls under my giant e-penis that most surely is bigger than yours, sir.
Title: Re: Remembering Exitialis the Spammitalis
Post by: Molly on May 02, 2017, 01:17:55 pm
who?
Title: Re: Remembering Exitialis the Spammitalis
Post by: njames89 on May 02, 2017, 01:23:03 pm
If my memory serves me correctly this is one of Kinggrimms ballsquires
Title: Re: Remembering Exitialis the Spammitalis
Post by: Exitialis on May 02, 2017, 01:23:46 pm
who?
You are either; 1. Young, 2. an American, or 3. In denial.
Seeing my giant crystal balls as they teabag your characters spammed corpse can be a rather shocking experience that will put any simple dalcop in a permanent state of disillusion.

Good day to you good sir or madam.
Title: Re: Remembering Exitialis the Spammitalis
Post by: Gnjus on May 02, 2017, 04:20:31 pm
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Title: Re: Remembering Exitialis the Spammitalis
Post by: Ikarus on May 02, 2017, 04:48:33 pm
OR you could watch a very interesting and well animated video about spacecrafts:

Title: Re: Remembering Exitialis the Spammitalis
Post by: Exitialis on May 02, 2017, 06:37:06 pm
I remember all the times I bested you Gnjus. He is merely being a fopdoodle, pay no attention to such a son of a troll.
Title: Re: Remembering Exitialis the Spammitalis
Post by: WarLord on May 02, 2017, 09:09:22 pm
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Title: Re: Remembering Exitialis the Spammitalis
Post by: IR_Kuoin on May 02, 2017, 10:23:24 pm
It doesn't matter who you were in-game as long as you were never active on the forum, you're a nobody.  8-)
Title: Re: Remembering Exitialis the Spammitalis
Post by: Exitialis on May 02, 2017, 11:10:00 pm
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If only you knew how deep this rabbit hole goes.
Title: Re: Remembering Exitialis the Spammitalis
Post by: Kadeth on May 03, 2017, 12:49:06 am
I remember him. Best EU.
Title: Re: Remembering Exitialis the Spammitalis
Post by: Gurgumul on May 03, 2017, 03:48:36 am
no that was me
Title: Re: Remembering Exitialis the Spammitalis
Post by: Gravoth_iii on May 03, 2017, 05:15:04 am
Pretty sure that was me.
Title: Re: Remembering Exitialis the Spammitalis
Post by: McKli_PL on May 03, 2017, 07:52:31 am
scimitar+shield must be BIG PLAYUH :D
Title: Re: Remembering Exitialis the Spammitalis
Post by: Exitialis on May 03, 2017, 11:15:32 am
I remember him. Best EU.
Finally, someone with a proper memory has arrived.

As for the rest of you impertinent ruttish cankers, I expect nothing less than indecency from such uneducated sons and daughters of pig-swined hamster delinquents. I could best you all with a rusty dagger spawned from the orifice of chadz behind.
Title: Re: Remembering Exitialis the Spammitalis
Post by: Molly on May 03, 2017, 01:11:10 pm
Still dunno who he is...  :oops:
Title: Re: Remembering Exitialis the Spammitalis
Post by: IR_Kuoin on May 03, 2017, 02:19:05 pm
Some show of proof of his "magnificent endeavours" would surely help.
Title: Re: Remembering Exitialis the Spammitalis
Post by: Ikarus on May 03, 2017, 04:41:27 pm
sry, doesn´t ring a bell

and I even remember mrshovelface from native in 2011
(click to show/hide)

I never managed to make a face which looked more like a shovel than his ahahahaha
sadly the only pic I found here doesn´t show much
Title: Re: Remembering Exitialis the Spammitalis
Post by: njames89 on May 03, 2017, 05:28:18 pm
I always thought that Kale and Sugar had great shovelfaces in NA
Title: Re: Remembering Exitialis the Spammitalis
Post by: Asheram on May 03, 2017, 05:39:43 pm
Finally, someone with a proper memory has arrived.

As for the rest of you impertinent ruttish cankers, I expect nothing less than indecency from such uneducated sons and daughters of pig-swined hamster delinquents. I could best you all with a rusty dagger spawned from the orifice of chadz behind.
are you plumbo?
Title: Re: Remembering Exitialis the Spammitalis
Post by: Gurnisson on May 03, 2017, 09:32:49 pm
Scrub
Title: Re: Remembering Exitialis the Spammitalis
Post by: Exitialis on May 03, 2017, 09:52:29 pm
Scrub
You are nothing but a wart-poking mumblecrust.


As to the rest of you bespawling stymphalists, I would challenge you to a fist fight if I wasn't worried I would infect my hands when punching you.
Title: Re: Remembering Exitialis the Spammitalis
Post by: _uwu_ on May 03, 2017, 11:31:48 pm
You are nothing but a wart-poking mumblecrust.


As to the rest of you bespawling stymphalists, I would challenge you to a fist fight if I wasn't worried I would infect my hands when punching you.

shut up u fat retard i will toss u through a window smh coming up in here like ur hot shit when ur just another fly on the wall GET OUT OF MY FACE
Title: Re: Remembering Exitialis the Spammitalis
Post by: Exitialis on May 04, 2017, 10:07:17 pm
shut up u fat retard i will toss u through a window smh coming up in here like ur hot shit when ur just another fly on the wall GET OUT OF MY FACE
I think I may remember your name at the end of my sword, several times over and over again, as if you enjoyed being pierced by something sharp and curved. But then again, I may mix you up with all the other countless plebs I've lacerated.
You portly miscreant breed by two incestuous rats and a bedswerving half-dwarf.


P.S. Where is screeching Cora? I love you Cora, you won a rather hefty auction I hear. Want to marry a lord?
Title: Re: Remembering Exitialis the Spammitalis
Post by: Thryn on May 07, 2017, 04:55:27 am
why the fuck am i wasting time reading this godforsaken shitshow of a thread by some useless fucking nobody who thinks he was good
Title: Re: Remembering Exitialis the Spammitalis
Post by: Asheram on May 07, 2017, 06:42:08 am
why the fuck am i wasting time reading this godforsaken shitshow of a thread by some useless fucking nobody who thinks he was good
because you want to play crpg.
Title: Re: Remembering Exitialis the Spammitalis
Post by: Kadeth on May 07, 2017, 08:53:56 am
because you want to play crpg.

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Title: Re: Remembering Exitialis the Spammitalis
Post by: Ikarus on May 07, 2017, 01:10:00 pm
I wanna play crpg in bannerlord
Title: Re: Remembering Exitialis the Spammitalis
Post by: Exitialis on May 07, 2017, 09:59:42 pm
why the fuck am i wasting time reading this godforsaken shitshow of a thread by some useless fucking nobody who thinks he was good
I see an unmuzzled ill-bred lewdster with a mouth of abnormally warped proportions. Your symptom is hate, your disease is plebeian morality. I recommend soap and Aristotle.
Title: Re: Remembering Exitialis the Spammitalis
Post by: Thryn on May 08, 2017, 12:41:38 am
I see an unmuzzled ill-bred lewdster with a mouth of abnormally warped proportions. Your symptom is hate, your disease is plebeian morality. I recommend soap and Aristotle.

u some sort of bundle of sticks

we have enough of those already sorry bud




anyone wanna play crpg
Title: Re: Remembering Exitialis the Spammitalis
Post by: Exitialis on May 08, 2017, 09:06:42 pm
u some sort of bundle of sticks

we have enough of those already sorry bud




anyone wanna play crpg
Away with you vile beggar! Driggle-Draggle isn't welcome in our hall of fame. Fustylugs are referred to this part of the forum: http://forum.melee.org/selltrade/


Now where is Cora, I want your screeching red headed monk haired face to befiddle us with your soothing voice and accept my marriage proposal. I would also like to buy your Fire Stones for 100 000 gold.
Title: Re: Remembering Exitialis the Spammitalis
Post by: Gravoth_iii on May 08, 2017, 09:44:36 pm
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Title: Re: Remembering Exitialis the Spammitalis
Post by: _uwu_ on May 08, 2017, 11:07:14 pm
Away with you vile beggar! Driggle-Draggle isn't welcome in our hall of fame. Fustylugs are referred to this part of the forum: http://forum.melee.org/selltrade/


Now where is Cora, I want your screeching red headed monk haired face to befiddle us with your soothing voice and accept my marriage proposal. I would also like to buy your Fire Stones for 100 000 gold.

shut up cuck
Title: Re: Remembering Exitialis the Spammitalis
Post by: Exitialis on May 09, 2017, 09:12:28 pm
shut up cuck
You muck-spout, stick to topic and please extend your vocabulary. This is a discussion to remember my glorious conquests and those of the bold darbs around me. We ran the world of C-rpg, always on top of the score-board. Always measuring our e-penises and their rigidity at the thought of victory.

Oh yee see thine spear, thine sword, thine shield, and thou shalt be smashed by morningstar wielding mounted knighit from ye behind! Good old Continuous-Rectum Piercing Gallantry. Love thyne game.