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Title: Xant's Sex Tips
Post by: Xant on April 29, 2017, 09:54:58 pm: Tip #1

Pulling out is as effective as using a condom. This has been scientifically proven. For a long time it was thought to not be so, for there was a lot of misinformation being spread. Yet science is above reproach.
Title: Re: Xant's Sex Tips
Post by: Asheram on April 29, 2017, 09:59:38 pm: visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Title: Re: Xant's Sex Tips
Post by: IR_Kuoin on April 29, 2017, 10:10:16 pm: I wanna contribute with a tip. Never take a no for a no, keep going until you get an answer that satisfy you. Don't be a wimp.
Title: Re: Xant's Sex Tips
Post by: Xant on April 29, 2017, 10:13:30 pm: What if no is the answer that satisfies you? You've played yourself.
Title: Re: Xant's Sex Tips
Post by: IR_Kuoin on April 29, 2017, 10:14:40 pm: Quote from: Xant on April 29, 2017, 10:13:30 pm
What if no is the answer that satisfies you? You've played yourself.

You are right, I need to alter my mantra into something else that will include every possibility.
Title: Re: Xant's Sex Tips
Post by: Asheram on April 29, 2017, 10:29:53 pm: Quote from: IR_Kuoin on April 29, 2017, 10:10:16 pm
I wanna contribute with a tip. Never take a no for a no, keep going until you get an answer that satisfy you. Don't be a wimp.
This guy sounds like he took your advice. https://www.yahoo.com/news/elderly-woman-beat-attacker-walking-stick-death-152528841.html
Title: Re: Xant's Sex Tips
Post by: IR_Kuoin on April 29, 2017, 10:31:01 pm: Quote from: Asheram on April 29, 2017, 10:29:53 pm
This guy sounds like he took your advice. https://www.yahoo.com/news/elderly-woman-beat-attacker-walking-stick-death-152528841.html

And he was black, what a shock.
Title: Re: Xant's Sex Tips
Post by: Xant on April 29, 2017, 10:39:44 pm: HEY! No racism in my thread.
Title: Re: Xant's Sex Tips
Post by: Ikarus on April 30, 2017, 05:00:15 am: Does this tip also work when fucking real women or only with 2D ones?
Title: Re: Xant's Sex Tips
Post by: Xant on April 30, 2017, 06:39:39 am: Quote from: Ikarus on April 30, 2017, 05:00:15 am
Does this tip also work when fucking real women or only with 2D ones?
If you provide me a real woman I will report back
Title: Re: Xant's Sex Tips
Post by: Ikarus on April 30, 2017, 01:19:01 pm: Quote from: Xant on April 30, 2017, 06:39:39 am
If you provide me a real woman I will report back
touché
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Title: Re: Xant's Sex Tips
Post by: Thryn on May 01, 2017, 05:49:28 am: how yung is 2 yung???
Title: Re: Xant's Sex Tips
Post by: Teeth on May 01, 2017, 01:28:31 pm: Oh boy, I can't wait for #2
Title: Re: Xant's Sex Tips
Post by: POOPHAMMER on May 01, 2017, 02:15:06 pm: Quote from: Thryn on May 01, 2017, 05:49:28 am
how yung is 2 yung???

I prefer the 12-15 range. Nice and ripe.
Title: Re: Xant's Sex Tips
Post by: the real god emperor on May 01, 2017, 11:55:05 pm: if you store young ones in an airlocked container with a banana next to them they will be ripe in no time
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Post by: Asheram on May 02, 2017, 12:49:12 am
Title: Re: Xant's Sex Tips
Post by: Molly on May 02, 2017, 09:29:09 am: Quote from: Kratos on May 01, 2017, 11:55:05 pm
if you store young ones in an airlocked container with a banana next to them they will be ripe in no time
Ethylene is a miracle worker!
Not sure kids classify as climacteric fruit...
Title: Re: Xant's Sex Tips
Post by: Xant on May 02, 2017, 02:07:45 pm: Quote from: HESKEYTIME on May 02, 2017, 12:38:01 pm
Weird old trick that doctors don't want you to know about - sleep every night with a pickled egg in your pants or at ball-height if you sleep nude.

The repugnant smell of vinegar will train your sperm over time to avoid eggs and swim in the opposite direction. Thus creating a natural contraceptive.
Listen here fucko, this is MY thread, I don't appreciate you coming and spoiling tip #5 weeks ahead of schedule.