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Title: BigPlumbo Vs. BlackPanda (Reasonable Racism)
Post by: StonedSteel on April 28, 2017, 12:27:48 am
Gentlemen,

seeing as heskey took his sweet time hitting me back with...absolutely nothing, i have decided to challenge a more competent and confident opponent. a 12 year old mexican. kinda sad, ffs hesk, even james swung harder, and spun faster!
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idk if heskey is completely bitchmade now or just temporarily missing his balls, i cant force him to shit talk, much like the trannies insist on reminding me "JUST CUZ I WAS A BORN A MAN AND HAVE A BALLSACK, DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN FORCE ME TO ACT LIKE ONE AND USE IT!" fair enough

while we wait for heskey to find his missing manhood, i now declare war: on BlackPanda

brilliant isnt it? a wonderfully worded well crafted piece of extreme racism, cleverly hidden within his own name. for those not on the inside of the joke, or unable to realize the sheer brilliance of it, you have to take into context the biological nature of the two creatures specified in his name. you see, blacks and panda bears have a commonality, specifically the similarity between how they operate sexually.

most every creature's main sexual objective is reproduction for the betterment of your species. except in the case of african americans and asian panda bears, producing a(an?) offspring is the last on the priority list, to such an extent, both pandas and blacks go to excessive measures to remain childless.

and so you see, its quite clever, brilliant yet simplistic, a truly sly way for some incredibly racist pos to get away with saying

NIGGAS ACT LIKE PANDAS

and then it hit me: what if, its not about bears'n'blacks fucking, what if, its about...color (colour? go fuck urself)
to which i say: WTF do you mean Black? your like, half white, or at least partially so.

and while you can argue you didnt name yourself ALLBLACKPANDA the implication is still being made.
heres the thing, if you *were* an all black panda...you would not be a panda...you'd be a blackbear

the failure, inability or sheer laziness to recognize acknowledge and appreciate the differences between the various sub groups is utter disrespect showing complete contempt for the entire species as a whole!

are you not human? take potatoes birds! for instance. we as humans are able to differentiate between the vast and wide variety of birds, not only by speech and migratory patterns, but also their color codings. it occurred to my obviously mental ass that calling yourself BlackPanda is akin to making the statement "all birds are JUST birds" ...MUTHERFUCKER!

ill have you know there are like...seven...teen...THOUSAND different types of birds, few of the them with the same colorings and many of them look simply magnificent.
for you to imply the insignificance of how a(an?) animal is properly colored is unfuckingacceptable and i will not have it!

the only possible defense you could have for such shameless ignorance, is that you are, infact, colorblind. i dont think you are.
maybe you are on some pretentious politically correct philosophical kind of color blindness. let me tell ya, the people that honestly think they transcend racisms on some "everyone is equal" bullshit, are thee most racist mutherfuckers out there. you dont get to paint the world with a single brush stroke whose only color is grey.

im grey and i can assure you, we, are NOT, equals.
this is exactly the sort of arrogant human bullshit Carl Sagan tried to warn us about in his imfamous speech "let birds, be birds"
because we arnt equal, we do have difference, we should accept and be proud of those differences whatever they are, the idea that we are all gonna go colorblind one day and completely erase all borders, colors, races, creeds? NO!

pandas are not fucking black, they just act like it, idc if you think they are like other bears, they arnt, like blacks, they dont have sex to reproduce, they simply, fuck for fun, and we arnt gonna change that about them anytime soon and its fucking racist for us to try.
let the friends be.


GURG: Heskey is still being a bitch and blackpanda is incredibly racist toward color schemes.
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Title: Re: BigPlumbo Vs. BlackPanda (Reasonable Racism)
Post by: Torben on April 28, 2017, 12:39:44 am
admit it, you just lost your job
Title: Re: BigPlumbo Vs. BlackPanda (Reasonable Racism)
Post by: Bittersteel on April 28, 2017, 01:00:04 am
Are you mentally ill?
Title: Re: BigPlumbo Vs. BlackPanda (Reasonable Racism)
Post by: Kadeth on April 28, 2017, 01:50:19 am
plumbo, when are we dueling?

my looms are ready
Title: Re: BigPlumbo Vs. BlackPanda (Reasonable Racism)
Post by: njames89 on April 28, 2017, 02:50:31 am
I physically can't read it but I like it
Title: Re: BigPlumbo Vs. BlackPanda (Reasonable Racism)
Post by: the real god emperor on April 28, 2017, 02:53:48 am
its 4 AM and whats this
Title: Re: BigPlumbo Vs. BlackPanda (Reasonable Racism)
Post by: Kadeth on April 28, 2017, 04:00:00 am
I physically can't read it but I like it

i find it's easier to comprehend Plumbo posts if you read them upside down
Title: Re: BigPlumbo Vs. BlackPanda (Reasonable Racism)
Post by: Asheram on April 28, 2017, 04:51:06 am
i find it's easier to comprehend Plumbo posts if you read them upside down
visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Title: Re: BigPlumbo Vs. BlackPanda (Reasonable Racism)
Post by: Kadeth on April 28, 2017, 05:12:51 am
Told you so.
Title: Re: BigPlumbo Vs. BlackPanda (Reasonable Racism)
Post by: Gravoth_iii on April 28, 2017, 05:40:50 am
He just keeps going huh, its like he's completely clueless of whats going on around him.
Title: Re: BigPlumbo Vs. BlackPanda (Reasonable Racism)
Post by: StonedSteel on April 28, 2017, 08:46:38 am
its like?

plumbo, when are we dueling?

my looms are ready

meh, sats prob good for me, we talking native or crpg? is crpg even playable?

Title: Re: BigPlumbo Vs. BlackPanda (Reasonable Racism)
Post by: Torben on April 28, 2017, 08:57:57 am
its like?

meh, sats prob good for me, we talking native or crpg? is crpg even playable?

BLESPHAMY!

only crpg is playable
Title: Re: BigPlumbo Vs. BlackPanda (Reasonable Racism)
Post by: njames89 on April 28, 2017, 12:35:57 pm
its like?

meh, sats prob good for me, we talking native or crpg? is crpg even playable?

Just run in offline mode or uncheck wse2
Title: Re: BigPlumbo Vs. BlackPanda (Reasonable Racism)
Post by: Gurgumul on April 28, 2017, 03:32:46 pm
oh hai Ghost

anyway how is your sex life?
Title: Re: BigPlumbo Vs. BlackPanda (Reasonable Racism)
Post by: StonedSteel on April 28, 2017, 07:21:00 pm
oh hullo gurg

hows my...are you asking me out?


everythings good on my end, never used wse2 anyway, makes the game look fucking terrible.
should be...interesting, a mix of massive server lag and this not being like morrowind at all, should make for a hilarious duel.

sat afternoon or night?

Title: Re: BigPlumbo Vs. BlackPanda (Reasonable Racism)
Post by: Grytviken on April 28, 2017, 08:26:03 pm
Gentlemen,

seeing as heskey took his sweet time hitting me back with...absolutely nothing, i have decided to challenge a more competent and confident opponent. a 12 year old mexican. kinda sad, ffs hesk, even james swung harder, and spun faster!
(click to show/hide)

idk if heskey is completely bitchmade now or just temporarily missing his balls, i cant force him to shit talk, much like the trannies insist on reminding me "JUST CUZ I WAS A BORN A MAN AND HAVE A BALLSACK, DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN FORCE ME TO ACT LIKE ONE AND USE IT!" fair enough

while we wait for heskey to find his missing manhood, i now declare war: on BlackPanda

brilliant isnt it? a wonderfully worded well crafted piece of extreme racism, cleverly hidden within his own name. for those not on the inside of the joke, or unable to realize the sheer brilliance of it, you have to take into context the biological nature of the two creatures specified in his name. you see, blacks and panda bears have a commonality, specifically the similarity between how they operate sexually.

most every creature's main sexual objective is reproduction for the betterment of your species. except in the case of african americans and asian panda bears, producing a(an?) offspring is the last on the priority list, to such an extent, both pandas and blacks go to excessive measures to remain childless.

and so you see, its quite clever, brilliant yet simplistic, a truly sly way for some incredibly racist pos to get away with saying

NIGGAS ACT LIKE PANDAS

and then it hit me: what if, its not about bears'n'blacks fucking, what if, its about...color (colour? go fuck urself)
to which i say: WTF do you mean Black? your like, half white, or at least partially so.

and while you can argue you didnt name yourself ALLBLACKPANDA the implication is still being made.
heres the thing, if you *were* an all black panda...you would not be a panda...you'd be a blackbear

the failure, inability or sheer laziness to recognize acknowledge and appreciate the differences between the various sub groups is utter disrespect showing complete contempt for the entire species as a whole!

are you not human? take potatoes birds! for instance. we as humans are able to differentiate between the vast and wide variety of birds, not only by speech and migratory patterns, but also their color codings. it occurred to my obviously mental ass that calling yourself BlackPanda is akin to making the statement "all birds are JUST birds" ...MUTHERFUCKER!

ill have you know there are like...seven...teen...THOUSAND different types of birds, few of the them with the same colorings and many of them look simply magnificent.
for you to imply the insignificance of how a(an?) animal is properly colored is unfuckingacceptable and i will not have it!

the only possible defense you could have for such shameless ignorance, is that you are, infact, colorblind. i dont think you are.
maybe you are on some pretentious politically correct philosophical kind of color blindness. let me tell ya, the people that honestly think they transcend racisms on some "everyone is equal" bullshit, are thee most racist mutherfuckers out there. you dont get to paint the world with a single brush stroke whose only color is grey.

im grey and i can assure you, we, are NOT, equals.
this is exactly the sort of arrogant human bullshit Carl Sagan tried to warn us about in his imfamous speech "let birds, be birds"
because we arnt equal, we do have difference, we should accept and be proud of those differences whatever they are, the idea that we are all gonna go colorblind one day and completely erase all borders, colors, races, creeds? NO!

pandas are not fucking black, they just act like it, idc if you think they are like other bears, they arnt, like blacks, they dont have sex to reproduce, they simply, fuck for fun, and we arnt gonna change that about them anytime soon and its fucking racist for us to try.
let the friends be.


GURG: Heskey is still being a bitch and blackpanda is incredibly racist toward color schemes.
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go back to okam scub
Title: Re: BigPlumbo Vs. BlackPanda (Reasonable Racism)
Post by: StonedSteel on April 28, 2017, 09:32:39 pm
you...spelled scrub wrong
Title: Re: BigPlumbo Vs. BlackPanda (Reasonable Racism)
Post by: Morris on April 28, 2017, 11:13:14 pm
fucking retard
Title: Re: BigPlumbo Vs. BlackPanda (Reasonable Racism)
Post by: Horns_Archive on April 29, 2017, 03:18:55 am
Gentlemen,

seeing as heskey took his sweet time hitting me back with...absolutely nothing, i have decided to challenge a more competent and confident opponent. a 12 year old mexican. kinda sad, ffs hesk, even james swung harder, and spun faster!
(click to show/hide)

idk if heskey is completely bitchmade now or just temporarily missing his balls, i cant force him to shit talk, much like the trannies insist on reminding me "JUST CUZ I WAS A BORN A MAN AND HAVE A BALLSACK, DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN FORCE ME TO ACT LIKE ONE AND USE IT!" fair enough

while we wait for heskey to find his missing manhood, i now declare war: on BlackPanda

brilliant isnt it? a wonderfully worded well crafted piece of extreme racism, cleverly hidden within his own name. for those not on the inside of the joke, or unable to realize the sheer brilliance of it, you have to take into context the biological nature of the two creatures specified in his name. you see, blacks and panda bears have a commonality, specifically the similarity between how they operate sexually.

most every creature's main sexual objective is reproduction for the betterment of your species. except in the case of african americans and asian panda bears, producing a(an?) offspring is the last on the priority list, to such an extent, both pandas and blacks go to excessive measures to remain childless.

and so you see, its quite clever, brilliant yet simplistic, a truly sly way for some incredibly racist pos to get away with saying

NIGGAS ACT LIKE PANDAS

and then it hit me: what if, its not about bears'n'blacks fucking, what if, its about...color (colour? go fuck urself)
to which i say: WTF do you mean Black? your like, half white, or at least partially so.

and while you can argue you didnt name yourself ALLBLACKPANDA the implication is still being made.
heres the thing, if you *were* an all black panda...you would not be a panda...you'd be a blackbear

the failure, inability or sheer laziness to recognize acknowledge and appreciate the differences between the various sub groups is utter disrespect showing complete contempt for the entire species as a whole!

are you not human? take potatoes birds! for instance. we as humans are able to differentiate between the vast and wide variety of birds, not only by speech and migratory patterns, but also their color codings. it occurred to my obviously mental ass that calling yourself BlackPanda is akin to making the statement "all birds are JUST birds" ...MUTHERFUCKER!

ill have you know there are like...seven...teen...THOUSAND different types of birds, few of the them with the same colorings and many of them look simply magnificent.
for you to imply the insignificance of how a(an?) animal is properly colored is unfuckingacceptable and i will not have it!

the only possible defense you could have for such shameless ignorance, is that you are, infact, colorblind. i dont think you are.
maybe you are on some pretentious politically correct philosophical kind of color blindness. let me tell ya, the people that honestly think they transcend racisms on some "everyone is equal" bullshit, are thee most racist mutherfuckers out there. you dont get to paint the world with a single brush stroke whose only color is grey.

im grey and i can assure you, we, are NOT, equals.
this is exactly the sort of arrogant human bullshit Carl Sagan tried to warn us about in his imfamous speech "let birds, be birds"
because we arnt equal, we do have difference, we should accept and be proud of those differences whatever they are, the idea that we are all gonna go colorblind one day and completely erase all borders, colors, races, creeds? NO!

pandas are not fucking black, they just act like it, idc if you think they are like other bears, they arnt, like blacks, they dont have sex to reproduce, they simply, fuck for fun, and we arnt gonna change that about them anytime soon and its fucking racist for us to try.
let the friends be.


GURG: Heskey is still being a bitch and blackpanda is incredibly racist toward color schemes.
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Found the new leader of the KbW, rektum.
Title: Re: BigPlumbo Vs. BlackPanda (Reasonable Racism)
Post by: Kadeth on April 29, 2017, 04:23:32 am
sat afternoon or night?

I think your Saturday night is my Sunday morning, so that would work, but I might have a bit of the Irish flu.  8-)
Title: Re: BigPlumbo Vs. BlackPanda (Reasonable Racism)
Post by: Ikarus on April 29, 2017, 01:58:09 pm
All that nonsensical late night talk, why not become an animator instead? You can pull all-nighters, shittalk with people and consume alcohol aswell while even being productive and a bit self-destructive!
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Title: Re: BigPlumbo Vs. BlackPanda (Reasonable Racism)
Post by: Yeldur on April 29, 2017, 03:29:22 pm
how about u go back to being a plumber u fucking loser


ill burn your socks


yours lovingly, ladododododododdododoododododododododododododododododoodododoododododoodododododoododododod
Title: Re: BigPlumbo Vs. BlackPanda (Reasonable Racism)
Post by: StonedSteel on April 29, 2017, 04:00:29 pm
you'll burn my...i need those! wait, are you talking my regular one or the...you know...the other ones...that get jizzed on...

awful kind of you to agree to incinerate "the evidence" how much i owe you? im assuming you charge for such a service, is this a pay it forward kind of deal, like, you burn mine i burn yours?

this could be the start of quite the relationship, who knows where it will go from here

"ill kill your family...if you promise to kill mine" - Robert Pronge
"lol k" - Richard Kuklinski

shits getting deep.
Title: Re: BigPlumbo Vs. BlackPanda (Reasonable Racism)
Post by: Jona on May 01, 2017, 04:58:33 pm
So who won?
Title: Re: BigPlumbo Vs. BlackPanda (Reasonable Racism)
Post by: njames89 on May 01, 2017, 05:43:19 pm
Everyone lost
Title: Re: BigPlumbo Vs. BlackPanda (Reasonable Racism)
Post by: StonedSteel on May 01, 2017, 06:37:08 pm
server crushed us

what is dead may...actually be dead this time.

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Title: Re: BigPlumbo Vs. BlackPanda (Reasonable Racism)
Post by: njames89 on May 01, 2017, 06:59:47 pm
Yeah its not looking good this time
Title: Re: BigPlumbo Vs. BlackPanda (Reasonable Racism)
Post by: Gravoth_iii on May 01, 2017, 07:25:24 pm
Native duel!
Title: Re: BigPlumbo Vs. BlackPanda (Reasonable Racism)
Post by: Kadeth on May 02, 2017, 12:49:32 am
Native duel!

That would just be a cakewalk for Plumberz. Blocking with 200+ ping in cRPG is somewhat viable because of the slowed down combat, but 200 ping on native is absurd.

We'll just have to call it a draw plumbo Let's call it a win for me, since I'm obviously the superior player and if we had equal ping it'd be an easy 7-0 for me
Title: Re: BigPlumbo Vs. BlackPanda (Reasonable Racism)
Post by: StonedSteel on May 02, 2017, 12:54:37 am
...

make it 7-1 and you got a deal. i wont even rip on you for being a pussy and no showing on the agreed time.
Title: Re: BigPlumbo Vs. BlackPanda (Reasonable Racism)
Post by: Kadeth on May 02, 2017, 01:53:07 am
...

make it 7-1 and you got a deal. i wont even rip on you for being a pussy and no showing on the agreed time.

Yeah, that was my bad, I kinda slept in. Let's try again this weekend  :)
Title: Re: BigPlumbo Vs. BlackPanda (Reasonable Racism)
Post by: StonedSteel on May 02, 2017, 03:10:00 am
all good, you mentioned you'd be hungover

james\torben are trying to put a battle together possibly this weekend, so im prob down.

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Title: Re: BigPlumbo Vs. BlackPanda (Reasonable Racism)
Post by: Gravoth_iii on May 02, 2017, 04:36:58 am
NA crpg players LUL
Title: Re: BigPlumbo Vs. BlackPanda (Reasonable Racism)
Post by: StonedSteel on May 02, 2017, 05:24:28 am
fuck you laughing about night time setting scum?

you're like 20 and still afraid of the dark.

gtfo.
Title: Re: BigPlumbo Vs. BlackPanda (Reasonable Racism)
Post by: Kadeth on May 02, 2017, 06:06:09 am
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Title: Re: BigPlumbo Vs. BlackPanda (Reasonable Racism)
Post by: njames89 on May 02, 2017, 12:42:54 pm
james\torben are trying to put a battle together possibly this weekend, so im prob down.

It got delayed until weekend after most likely.
Title: Re: BigPlumbo Vs. BlackPanda (Reasonable Racism)
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on May 13, 2017, 12:51:07 pm
if i get rly hard up for money honestly my plan is to hit up plumbo and see how many shekels i can get for lewd pictures of myself

thank god i've got better plans but you never know