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cRPG => General Discussion => Topic started by: Kadeth on March 04, 2017, 09:53:44 am

Title: you're on a bus
Post by: Kadeth on March 04, 2017, 09:53:44 am
and you notice that the person sitting next to you is on their phone, looking at the crpg forums

what do you do?
Title: Re: you're on a bus
Post by: Westwood on March 04, 2017, 10:04:54 am
I drool.

They lick the window.

It's the short bus.
Title: Re: you're on a bus
Post by: Casul on March 04, 2017, 10:40:49 am
Quote from: Kadeth on March 04, 2017, 09:53:44 am
and you notice that the person sitting next to you is on their phone, looking at the crpg forums

what do you do?

I say "the enemy is inside our base"

If he responds with "silence" or "build a siege tower" its a friend, if not, I will kick him out the next station and say "greetings from Krems, nerd"
Title: Re: you're on a bus
Post by: Gurgumul on March 04, 2017, 10:45:00 am
I try to see his forum name and bully him with downvotes.

Next time I see him on the bus, I sneak chadz's avatar into his pocket.

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Title: Re: you're on a bus
Post by: the real god emperor on March 04, 2017, 01:46:07 pm
There is a high possibility that he is a Kapikulu member, or Yuhmaz, so I will refuse to say anything to avoid getting stabbed.
Title: Re: you're on a bus
Post by: Bittersteel on March 04, 2017, 03:03:14 pm
i'll initiate conversation, I do really well with autists
Title: Re: you're on a bus
Post by: Bittersteel on March 04, 2017, 03:03:41 pm
for sum reason idk
Title: Re: you're on a bus
Post by: Yeldur on March 04, 2017, 03:44:07 pm
i will start screaming at the top of my lungs "DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER DEFEND THE SIEGE TOWER" until they become infected with the venereal disease known only as "burg krems" after which we will infect the entire population of this planet and start a new world; a krems world.
Title: Re: you're on a bus
Post by: njames89 on March 04, 2017, 04:56:04 pm
I say Deus vult, if it is a crpg member they laugh and we discuss our looms and the absurdity of kesh, if it is not I am imprisoned by prime minister trudeau for islamophobia
Title: Re: you're on a bus
Post by: Mirliva on March 04, 2017, 07:54:54 pm
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Title: Re: you're on a bus
Post by: Asheram on March 04, 2017, 08:29:18 pm
I try to find a way to look over his or her shoulder
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Title: Re: you're on a bus
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on March 04, 2017, 08:50:15 pm
I pull my spaghetti out of my pocket and do this

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then yell "IT'S WITCH, BITCH" and pull the stop request cord and sit nervously at the front of the bus until I can get off.
Title: Re: you're on a bus
Post by: Voncrow on March 04, 2017, 09:34:28 pm
You better not be a horse archer.
Title: Re: you're on a bus
Post by: IR_Kuoin on March 04, 2017, 10:13:41 pm
I won't do shit and try not to bother him as personal space is very important for people of Nordic decent. If however he is not an ethnic Scandinavian I will report him to forum moderators and he will be permanently muted.
Title: Re: you're on a bus
Post by: Leshma on March 05, 2017, 12:29:07 am
First I give him a truly heartwarming hug like he's close family I haven't seen for decades, then I pull out revolver and shoot him in the face.
Title: Re: you're on a bus
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on March 05, 2017, 06:21:06 am
Quote from: Leshma on March 05, 2017, 12:29:07 am
First I give him a truly heartwarming hug like he's close family I haven't seen for decades, then I pull out revolver and shoot him in the face.

"Shh. No more tears. Only dreams..."
Title: Re: you're on a bus
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 05, 2017, 11:17:57 am
Well considering where I live it'd either be Westwood or Sparvico so I'd probably just shit talk them like i'm on NA1
Title: Re: you're on a bus
Post by: Molly on March 05, 2017, 02:23:09 pm
Since I am member of the forum's Gentlemen's Club, I do not take a bus like the plebs.
Therefore the question is too hypothetical to answer.

The train, first class mind you, or the carriage...
Title: Re: you're on a bus
Post by: Jarl_Onurb on March 05, 2017, 06:28:53 pm
Wake up from bed, I am the only fucking masochist who plays this shit game in my country.
Title: Re: you're on a bus
Post by: Kadeth on March 05, 2017, 10:17:14 pm
Quote from: Jarl_Onurb on March 05, 2017, 06:28:53 pm
Wake up from bed, I am the only fucking masochist who plays this shit game in my country.

we are like long lost brothers
Title: Re: you're on a bus
Post by: Techno on March 06, 2017, 04:15:24 am
i Put on My Robe and Wizard Hat
Title: Re: you're on a bus
Post by: zottlmarsch on March 06, 2017, 12:22:35 pm
The other day I actually thought I saw a guy on the bus browsing through the OKAM forums, then I remembered that statistically the probability of that is less than 1 in a billion.
Title: Re: you're on a bus
Post by: njames89 on March 06, 2017, 12:34:31 pm
Quote from: zottlmarsch on March 06, 2017, 12:22:35 pm
The other day I actually thought I saw a guy on the bus browsing through the OKAM forums, then I remembered that statistically the probability of that is less than 1 in a billion.

There are 8 people playing OKAM? WTF has it had a resurgence!?!?!?
Title: Re: you're on a bus
Post by: POOPHAMMER on March 06, 2017, 02:19:01 pm
Quote from: Westwood on March 04, 2017, 10:04:54 am
I drool.

They lick the window.

It's the short bus.

close this thread now

this is the only correct response
Title: Re: you're on a bus
Post by: POOPHAMMER on March 06, 2017, 02:21:04 pm
ok i read the rest of the thread

this is my favorite thread
Title: Re: you're on a bus
Post by: Molly on March 06, 2017, 02:46:41 pm
Quote from: Techno on March 06, 2017, 04:15:24 am
i take off My Robe and Wizard Hat
ftfy. Let's be honest. you wear those all the time.
Title: Re: you're on a bus
Post by: IR_Kuoin on March 06, 2017, 03:14:59 pm
What if the guy next to you is sitting on the OKAM forums?
Title: Re: you're on a bus
Post by: the real god emperor on March 06, 2017, 03:25:42 pm
Quote from: IR_Kuoin on March 06, 2017, 03:14:59 pm
What if the guy next to you is sitting on the OKAM forums?

These are the situations why I carry a pocket knife for
Title: Re: you're on a bus
Post by: njames89 on March 06, 2017, 03:25:54 pm
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Title: Re: you're on a bus
Post by: POOPHAMMER on March 06, 2017, 03:38:26 pm
Quote from: IR_Kuoin on March 06, 2017, 03:14:59 pm
What if the guy next to you is sitting on the OKAM forums?

Some people are into self harm. I do not judge.
Title: Re: you're on a bus
Post by: Gurgumul on March 06, 2017, 06:37:46 pm
Quote from: IR_Kuoin on March 06, 2017, 03:14:59 pm
What if the guy next to you is sitting on the OKAM forums?
i took his money and ran
Title: Re: you're on a bus
Post by: njames89 on March 06, 2017, 07:03:05 pm
Quote from: Gurgumul on March 06, 2017, 06:37:46 pm
i took his money and ran rode with friends

Ftfy
Title: Re: you're on a bus
Post by: _Zetan_ on March 09, 2017, 05:47:01 pm
yell "Deploy shields" and beem a rock at his skull and run
Title: Re: you're on a bus
Post by: Thryn on March 09, 2017, 09:36:54 pm
Quote from: Westwood on March 04, 2017, 10:04:54 am
I drool.

They lick the window.

It's the short bus.

why isn't this the top voted reply

this is gold
Title: Re: you're on a bus
Post by: Kadeth on March 10, 2017, 01:16:50 am
Quote from: Voncrow on March 04, 2017, 09:34:28 pm
You better not be a horse archer.

this is the real thread winner for me

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Title: Re: you're on a bus
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 10, 2017, 05:33:01 am
Quote from: Kadeth on March 10, 2017, 01:16:50 am
this is the real thread winner for me

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I think the politically correct term for Voncrows accent is "mid west"
Title: Re: you're on a bus
Post by: Voncrow on March 10, 2017, 06:37:29 am
Quote from: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 10, 2017, 05:33:01 am
I think the politically correct term for Voncrows accent is "mid west"

I don't know about that, my entire life my fellow Iowans have questioned me on my accent.
Title: Re: you're on a bus
Post by: Gravoth_iii on March 10, 2017, 05:35:18 pm
Implying people interact on buses. Just plug in your earbuds, listen your trash music and stick to your seat!
Title: Re: you're on a bus
Post by: Sharpe on March 10, 2017, 10:42:31 pm
I'd scream QQQ and blame it on my Tourette's because I don't know any better.
Title: Re: you're on a bus
Post by: zottlmarsch on March 13, 2017, 11:49:10 am
Quote from: zottlmarsch on February 06, 2017, 04:03:08 pm
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