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Title: Mossback
Post by: Sparvico on April 01, 2016, 07:04:13 am
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You've probably never heard of it.


Hello there friend, you've found the home of the only dedicated hipster roleplay clan in North America.

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We're also not some filthy drunken fucking peasants
WIP

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Title: Re: Mossback
Post by: Westwood on April 01, 2016, 07:25:13 am
Indian reservation

Edit:
Really though
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Title: Re: Mossback
Post by: Jeade on April 01, 2016, 09:20:27 pm
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What if I live in CA but I'm not originally from CA?
Title: Re: Mossback
Post by: Sparvico on April 01, 2016, 09:50:57 pm
Missouri is part of lesser America too jeade. A possible exception could be made due to your rampant communist liberalism, the Mossbackistan Truth and Reconciliation Council doesn't meet until September however.
Title: Re: Mossback
Post by: Westwood on April 01, 2016, 10:07:21 pm
A possible exception could be made due to your rampant communist liberalism
Westwood wholeheartedly supports the Canwell Committee and thinks a new one would make the University of Washington much less objectionable.
Title: Re: Mossback
Post by: Jeade on April 02, 2016, 06:11:55 am
due to your rampant communist liberalism

Just yesterday I saw a girl eating a poptart with pink icing on it and, being both a liberal and having a victim complex, I was deathly offended as you might expect.
Watching her eat that pink poptart was one of the worst things I've ever experienced besides being white.
Corporations like Kellogg--the manufacturer of poptarts--are run by cis male pigs who basically gender raped that girl into eating a pink poptart.
This needs to end immediately.
Title: Re: Mossback
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on April 02, 2016, 06:18:28 am
Just yesterday I saw a girl eating a poptart with pink icing on it and, being both a liberal and having a victim complex, I was deathly offended as you might expect.
Watching her eat that pink poptart was one of the worst things I've ever experienced besides being white.
Corporations like Kellogg--the manufacturer of poptarts--are run by cis male pigs who basically gender raped that girl into eating a pink poptart.
This needs to end immediately.

The juxtaposition of that text and your avatar made my evening.
Title: Re: Mossback
Post by: Keshian on April 02, 2016, 06:24:10 am
Does it count that I was living in Seattle a year ago?
Title: Re: Mossback
Post by: bensai on April 02, 2016, 06:32:29 am
what if i regularly visit family and smoke weed in washington
Title: Re: Mossback
Post by: Sparvico on April 02, 2016, 07:55:48 am
Just yesterday I saw a girl eating a poptart with pink icing on it and, being both a liberal and having a victim complex, I was deathly offended as you might expect.
Watching her eat that pink poptart was one of the worst things I've ever experienced besides being white.
Corporations like Kellogg--the manufacturer of poptarts--are run by cis male pigs who basically gender raped that girl into eating a pink poptart.
This needs to end immediately.

My god. It's so disgusting how corporations treat women like brainwashed slaves.

what if i regularly visit family and smoke weed in washington
ye af fam tbh

Does it count that I was living in Seattle a year ago?

I knew I felt a disturbance in the force last year. I just couldn't ever place it. Musta been the cause of our drought.
Title: Re: Mossback
Post by: Westwood on April 02, 2016, 07:18:17 pm
Does it count that I was living in Seattle a year ago?
In town for the Pride Parade?

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Title: Re: Mossback
Post by: Malaclypse on April 02, 2016, 07:30:16 pm
I have some badass skipping stones from a road trip which hit up the Northern Oregon/Southern Washington coast a few years back, does that count?
Title: Re: Mossback
Post by: Richyy on April 02, 2016, 10:05:02 pm
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Title: Re: Mossback
Post by: Sparvico on April 03, 2016, 01:23:25 am
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Title: Re: Mossback
Post by: Keshian on April 03, 2016, 05:17:24 am
In town for the Pride Parade?

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I lived there for about a year and a half, my older sister lives up there said it doesn't rain nearly as much as people say (true it just is always downcast skies 2/3rds of the year). I actually met my wife up there, she was attending UW-Seattle.  Thankfully I freed her from the oppression of hippy culture that thinks drug-addicted homelessness is a good thing and brought her to Arizona. 
Title: Re: Mossback
Post by: Westwood on April 03, 2016, 05:48:58 am
I lived there for about a year and a half, my older sister lives up there said it doesn't rain nearly as much as people say (true it just is always downcast skies 2/3rds of the year). I actually met my wife up there, she was attending UW-Seattle.  Thankfully I freed her from the oppression of hippy culture that thinks drug-addicted homelessness is a good thing and brought her to Arizona.
Can confirm, I feel exposed and uncomfortable if there is not complete cloud cover. I can also confirm that the U District is gross.
Title: Re: Mossback
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on April 03, 2016, 06:39:55 am
heres my application

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Title: Re: Mossback
Post by: HappyPhantom on April 04, 2016, 03:39:21 am
Just yesterday I saw a girl eating a poptart with pink icing on it and, being both a liberal and having a victim complex, I was deathly offended as you might expect.
Watching her eat that pink poptart was one of the worst things I've ever experienced besides being white.
Corporations like Kellogg--the manufacturer of poptarts--are run by cis male pigs who basically gender raped that girl into eating a pink poptart.
This needs to end immediately.

Wow that poptart (wtf even are they)  probably cost her twice as much as the blue one.
Title: Re: Mossback
Post by: Sparvico on April 04, 2016, 04:55:09 am
Wow that poptart (wtf even are they)  probably cost her twice as much as the blue one.

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It's a "breakfast food".

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Title: Re: Mossback
Post by: Westwood on April 14, 2016, 01:28:15 am
Washington State has BOTH the most Sasquatch and the most UFO sightings of any State btw

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Title: Re: Mossback
Post by: Sparvico on June 12, 2017, 10:33:43 am
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Title: Re: Mossback
Post by: Torben on June 12, 2017, 01:02:05 pm
does BC, Ca count?
Title: Re: Mossback
Post by: Sparvico on June 12, 2017, 01:06:24 pm
Oh hell yeah.
Title: Re: Mossback
Post by: njames89 on June 12, 2017, 01:35:54 pm
Poptarts are pretty legit especially good camping food.
Title: Re: Mossback
Post by: njames89 on June 12, 2017, 04:52:55 pm
They are kindof like abnormally tall skinny dwarves tbh. Instead of mountains and caves they live in temperate rainforests. It's true trust me I've seen it with mine own eyes.

Perfect faction for you Heskey.
Title: Re: Mossback
Post by: Torben on June 12, 2017, 05:52:20 pm
Oh hell yeah.

sweet,  Ill hit you up while Im up there this year
Title: Re: Mossback
Post by: Westwood on June 19, 2017, 04:22:15 pm
who tf took my fiefs
Title: Re: Mossback
Post by: FleetFox on July 02, 2017, 11:18:12 am
who tf took my fiefs

Shout out to my man Westwood, from your new Northumbrian mate :P
Title: Re: Mossback
Post by: Westwood on July 02, 2017, 01:20:34 pm
Shout out to my man Westwood, from your new Northumbrian mate :P
Hey there pal, how are you doing?
Title: Re: Mossback
Post by: FleetFox on July 02, 2017, 10:21:09 pm
Hey there pal, how are you doing?

Why I'm mighty fine my good sir, see you again on NA one o these days... (rocking that raven banner now man, its well nice)
Title: Re: Mossback
Post by: Artyem on July 08, 2017, 09:59:05 am
This clan is fake news, join this clan (http://forum.melee.org/faction-halls/(dracul)-dragoni-de-valahia-(na)(reformed)/) instead.
Title: Re: Mossback
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on July 08, 2017, 07:53:35 pm
This clan is fake news, join this clan (http://forum.melee.org/faction-halls/(dracul)-dragoni-de-valahia-(na)(reformed)/) instead.

What in the ever loving fuck

What was more confusing than actually following that link is discovering that apparently at some point I'd already upvotes it
Title: Re: Mossback
Post by: Westwood on December 15, 2017, 12:30:04 am
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End Californian immigration NOW
Title: Re: Mossback
Post by: njames89 on December 15, 2017, 12:40:31 am
From a frostback to a mossback its good to have you back backs.
Title: Re: Mossback
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on December 15, 2017, 05:13:12 am
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End Californian immigration NOW

enough is enough. I worked downtown in Seattle at a cafe near the Amazon campus next to a whole foods. EVERY SINGLE PERSON who came in or worked there either moved here from California on the last 4 months or from India. Stop raising the rent you jackasses
Title: Re: Mossback
Post by: Westwood on December 15, 2017, 05:24:34 am
enough is enough. I worked downtown in Seattle at a cafe near the Amazon campus next to a whole foods. EVERY SINGLE PERSON who came in or worked there either moved here from California on the last 4 months or from India. Stop raising the rent you jackasses
INDIANS GET OUT

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Title: Re: Mossback
Post by: Drunken_sailor on December 15, 2017, 06:15:30 am
Californians go them nice dollah bills, gonna buy you natives out ahahha.
Title: Re: Mossback
Post by: traxits on December 17, 2017, 08:46:50 pm
Indian reservation

someone say rez life? i've been selling ziploc bags of rolled smokes since i was 8 but u guys wont let me join
Title: Re: Mossback
Post by: Westwood on December 18, 2017, 01:59:33 am
someone say rez life? i've been selling ziploc bags of rolled smokes since i was 8 but u guys wont let me join
Ours have casinos brah.
Title: Re: Mossback
Post by: traxits on December 18, 2017, 06:59:49 pm
Ours have casinos brah.

sounds like the monthly band cheques sure are nice :( my best one in 3 years has been $137