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Title: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: ArysOakheart on March 31, 2016, 08:38:41 pm
Since many of our old are dead or retired, we need a new generation of Best Players by US State. California will be split into Norcal and Socal since Norcal sucks and no one likes them. Post your A/S/L and I shall compile it over time and do all that other bullshit that goes along with it.


28/M/SoCal

I'll update this later tonight if people are up to divulging their locations and then subsequently stalked like what happened in the past.


I just remembered that I have a free rountrip plane ticket to anywhere in the US, and after recently becoming unemployed I may come to visit the smallest state with the most neckbeards and have a round of drinks all on me.

SoCal

Winner by Default - Arys

NorCal

Dupre 30/Unsure/NorCal

Connecticut

Jona ?/?/CT - Not yet won, could still have new player to easily take your title. (Easily)

Canada (basicallly US' Vassal State)


Nevermind Fuck Canada (sorry)

Illinois

Chumly VS Penitent

Washington


Tristan VS Westwood VS Dr Professor VS Sparvico

Texas

Elvis VS Relit VS Zeus VS Noodles

Honestly the rest of you are garbage.

Just kidding, i'll finish tomorrow.
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Gurgumul on March 31, 2016, 08:43:32 pm
18/F/sexy
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Casul on March 31, 2016, 08:50:34 pm
Arys is my fav NA
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Asheram on March 31, 2016, 08:57:03 pm
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Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 31, 2016, 09:25:05 pm
Arys is my fav NA

youve hurt my feelings
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Penitent on March 31, 2016, 09:35:19 pm
I vote myself for best NA ping-crutching Illinois resident.
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Chumley on March 31, 2016, 09:36:50 pm
i already have that title. @penitent
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 31, 2016, 09:42:11 pm
19/M/WA fuck with me sparvico
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: mcdeath on March 31, 2016, 09:45:07 pm
21/M/MA
hit me up TigerGirl  :wink: xD
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 31, 2016, 09:45:54 pm
Only player in Missouri reporting for autowin
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on March 31, 2016, 09:47:55 pm
Admiral Ballsack was always better than me, and I vaguely pass through where he lives en route to college. Same with Vespasian, but I don't think he was better than me.

Gotta be best in Georgia, right?
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Jona on March 31, 2016, 10:07:37 pm
Only still active player in CT reporting for autowin
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Westwood on March 31, 2016, 10:23:17 pm
18/M/WA

swim across Lake Washington and fight me irl Tristan you gum wall-licking Seattle socialist trashboy
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Novamere on March 31, 2016, 10:34:26 pm
23/M/LA

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Not so much LA but close enough
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Switchtense on March 31, 2016, 10:59:21 pm
There is no doubt that Kesh is the best player. Across all states.
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: elvis1325 on March 31, 2016, 11:37:37 pm
7/m/TX
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: imisshotmail on March 31, 2016, 11:39:04 pm
Americans Abroad.
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: njames89 on March 31, 2016, 11:41:07 pm
26/M/Can

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Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: blizz on March 31, 2016, 11:44:03 pm
NEW YORK
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Westwood on March 31, 2016, 11:46:18 pm
23/M/LA

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Not so much LA but close enough

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Found a picture of LA for you.
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: bensai on April 01, 2016, 12:18:34 am
14
Single
*Blonde*;P
Oklahoma
<3 God, Family, Friends, Jesus <3
Cougar Cheer Team Till I Die #1
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Sparvico on April 01, 2016, 12:23:18 am
18/M/WA

swim across Lake Washington and fight me irl Tristan you gum wall-licking Seattle socialist trashboy

I'll be your second hunny bun.

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Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: blizz on April 01, 2016, 01:30:25 am
14
Single
*Blonde*;P
Oklahoma
<3 God, Family, Friends, Jesus <3
Cougar Cheer Team Till I Die #1

hey!
im 15
single
Football mastermind and hero
#1 on the field ;)
looking 4 blondes
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Relit on April 01, 2016, 01:30:47 am
34/M/TX
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Jacaroma on April 01, 2016, 01:43:32 am
24/M/La   
(La as in Louisiana not gaycali)
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: xxkaliboyx on April 01, 2016, 01:53:44 am
Juice and I are both shell shock 45 year old balding fat asses reppin' Kansas
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Dupre on April 01, 2016, 02:00:40 am
28/M/SoCal

SoCal trash...  :mrgreen:

30/M/NorCal

Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: RD_Professor on April 01, 2016, 02:02:31 am
19/M/WA

Worst WA cRPG player, I'll lose to anyone for the title.
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Kadeth on April 01, 2016, 02:05:05 am
25/M/American Samoa
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Westwood on April 01, 2016, 02:40:00 am
19/M/WA

Worst WA cRPG player, I'll lose to anyone for the title.
Excuse me Mr. Dr. Professor, would you like an honorary doctorate in Mossbackology?

We're the only dedicated hipster roleplay clan in North America, you may not have heard of us. Our armoury is full of really authentic +3 stuff, all from thrift shops. Also as soon as the launcher is fixed we'll have a really sweet banner.

Your State of residence qualifies you for memebership if you're interested. If you want to just throw an alt on the ladder that's gucci too friend.
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: RD_Professor on April 01, 2016, 02:49:37 am
We're the only dedicated hipster roleplay clan in North America, you may not have heard of us.


I'm deaf and that's offensive. And I only join clans that nobody has heard of. If you can prove nobody's heard of it I'll join
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Rhalzo on April 01, 2016, 02:55:05 am
26/M/MN
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Westwood on April 01, 2016, 02:57:17 am


I'm deaf and that's offensive. And I only join clans that nobody has heard of. If you can prove nobody's heard of it I'll join
Well I certainly haven't, have you?
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: RD_Professor on April 01, 2016, 02:58:08 am
Well I certainly haven't, have you?
No, I'm deaf :(. Guess I'll have to slap an alt in there
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: bensai on April 01, 2016, 03:16:14 am
hey!
im 15
single
Football mastermind and hero
#1 on the field ;)
looking 4 blondes

;)) my ig is @whi.tney_

or add me on snapcht @coffeeloverwhitney

;PP
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Jarold on April 01, 2016, 03:32:54 am
Seriously no one from Virginia! I might have a chance even though no one knows me!  8-)

18/M/VA
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: blizz on April 01, 2016, 03:44:50 am
;)) my ig is @whi.tney_

or add me on snapcht @coffeeloverwhitney

;PP

sweet babe ill add u
i would be @flexing._father1
wana ovoo somtime?? ;)))))
remember im rrealy hot
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Zeus_ on April 01, 2016, 03:54:36 am
19/M/TX

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Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Lt_Anders on April 01, 2016, 03:59:15 am
27/FL

Only person I know of is Calamari down in Palm Coast. There was someone else in Tampa too...
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Noodlenrice on April 01, 2016, 04:08:59 am
XxtrvllGloUpJamaalxX: Insta, snap, twitter, vine
69, basedgodunicorn, TX
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on April 01, 2016, 04:11:57 am
Seriously no one from Virginia! I might have a chance even though no one knows me!  8-)

18/M/VA

Cup's in VA.

I, uh...yeah, it'd be an interesting fight.
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Screaming Idiot on April 01, 2016, 04:19:09 am
I could cheat and say I live in Brazil (dual citizenship babyyy), but actually:

18/M/PA

also:

24/m/Pennsylvania I think I got this.


lock your windows Havelle.
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Chumley on April 01, 2016, 05:16:15 am
18/non-binary/IL
DTF
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Varadin on April 01, 2016, 08:38:09 am
I say Kesh , Even greater trash than me  :shock:
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: ArysOakheart on April 01, 2016, 10:06:08 am
I say Kesh , Even greater trash than me  :shock:

You fuckers know this game is about A/S/L right? not just circle jerkin each other AGAIN
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: naduril on April 01, 2016, 10:31:59 am
You fuckers know this game is about A/S/L right? not just circle jerkin each other AGAIN
No idea what this game A/S/L about at all. And kesh sucks hard, true :)
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: ArysOakheart on April 01, 2016, 10:48:58 am
No idea what this game A/S/L about at all. And kesh sucks hard, true :)

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Do you want to be added to the garbage clan?
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Switchtense on April 01, 2016, 12:02:15 pm
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Do you want to be added to the garbage clan?

Make up your mind. Is it a garbage can or a garbage clan?
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: ArysOakheart on April 01, 2016, 12:14:40 pm
Make up your mind. Is it a garbage can or a garbage clan?

 :wink:
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Switchtense on April 01, 2016, 12:24:34 pm
:wink:

Okay now I am confused. You got a bucket for that, too?
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: W0LF on April 01, 2016, 12:45:08 pm
18/M/NY
No not NYC I'm WNY and pretty sure im the only one out of  both that still plays so I'll just claim my autism award now.
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Damatacus_ATS on April 01, 2016, 02:26:02 pm
Oregon
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Bronto on April 01, 2016, 03:21:45 pm
PA
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Gurgumul on April 01, 2016, 03:26:27 pm
non-binary
easy there, stallion
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Mirliva on April 01, 2016, 03:48:25 pm
Maybe not the best player but Malevolence is the best bastard from US.

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Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Screaming Idiot on April 01, 2016, 07:25:42 pm
570? Ifyoudontmindmeasking?

Nah, I live down west. Thanks for the booty call, though.
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: blizz on April 01, 2016, 09:31:49 pm
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Do you want to be added to the garbage clan?
motherfuckr put me in there twice LOL
what r u tryna say arys??
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: ArysOakheart on April 01, 2016, 09:49:42 pm
motherfuckr put me in there twice LOL
what r u tryna say arys??

You're 2 times the garbage.
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on April 01, 2016, 09:55:38 pm
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Do you want to be added to the garbage clan?

seeing "Item Advisor" under my forum name "AUTISMOTHEWIZMO" cracks me up every fucking time
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Screaming Idiot on April 01, 2016, 11:06:56 pm
hey arys im trash too can i be in the garbage clan bby
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: pine on April 02, 2016, 12:35:50 am
17/m/michigan Baby Owl OP
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Simon. on April 02, 2016, 12:45:04 am
im best player illinois i kill ur family if u say im not
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Tom Cruise on April 02, 2016, 12:52:21 am
17/m/michigan Baby Owl OP

Get the fuck out of here. No snowballs chance in hell you are taking Michigan from me. The fact that I don't even know who you are makes it worse (probably because I don't play this game)

Anyway. I am claiming best above average in Michigan. Everyone else go home back to fuckoffity island. Don't forget to bring a towel.
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Little Lord Lollipop on April 02, 2016, 01:43:29 am
18/M/NY
No not NYC I'm WNY and pretty sure im the only one out of  both that still plays so I'll just claim my autism award now.

24/M/WNY #1 most gay
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: dreadnok on April 02, 2016, 01:51:39 am
I easily have nj now that man o war isnt playing. Now if it was best fat guinea fuck thats irish i would totally win
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: RD_Professor on April 02, 2016, 03:20:15 am
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Do you want to be added to the garbage clan?

Worst WA cRPG player, I'll lose to anyone for the title.

I was born for the trash
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on April 02, 2016, 09:12:42 am
NEW YORK BEST YORK
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: W0LF on April 02, 2016, 02:06:11 pm
24/M/WNY #1 most gay
Well shit looks like im not alone...
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Novamere on April 02, 2016, 04:23:57 pm
I easily have nj now that man o war isnt playing. Now if it was best fat guinea fuck thats irish i would totally win

Idk if you can beat me there dread, Im fat, I have lived in both MA and NJ (Cambridge/Dor and then in Newark), and i am irish with a clover tattoo and kick anyones ass who does not root for the red sox bro.
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Asheram on April 02, 2016, 05:45:22 pm
You fuckers know this game is about A/S/L right? not just circle jerkin each other AGAIN
And here I thought this game was about A/D/D.

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Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: blizz on April 02, 2016, 10:18:53 pm
lot of new yorkers here, looks like i got some competition 8-)
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: W0LF on April 03, 2016, 01:03:15 am
lot of new yorkers here, looks like i got some competition 8-)
WNY best
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: HungryNBroke on April 03, 2016, 01:05:51 am
24/m/sc/trashy
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Yoshi on April 03, 2016, 06:16:34 am
7/m/TX
same btw but I suck
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: ArysOakheart on April 03, 2016, 07:42:42 pm
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Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Switchtense on April 03, 2016, 07:49:58 pm
Heskey made it into the garbage can! Lucky fuck
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Jona on April 03, 2016, 08:48:36 pm
Heskey made it into the garbage can! Lucky fuck

Yeah, he must of taken my spot for shittiest in CT... dang him!
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Malaclypse on April 03, 2016, 09:33:34 pm
26/M/MN

I challenge you to duelies for best MN with Beeper and Sherben gone and Huseby scummy cav disqualified. Khyber Knives with no shields, hoplite duels, or we get together IRL and see who can drink the most beer before taking a piss.
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Rando on April 03, 2016, 11:26:01 pm

NorCal

Dupre 30/Unsure/NorCal


Ahem.
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: RD_Professor on April 04, 2016, 06:04:26 am
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This is a miscarriage of justice. I'm a platetard. How dare you discriminate against us, do you only let platenerds sit at the top of the trash can? I have the right to be in the bottom of all the filth. And I know my rights, I took AP US history some years ago. #EndTheOppression
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Tagora on April 04, 2016, 06:46:08 am
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Rhalzo on April 04, 2016, 07:38:12 am
I challenge you to duelies for best MN with Beeper and Sherben gone and Huseby scummy cav disqualified. Khyber Knives with no shields, hoplite duels, or we get together IRL and see who can drink the most beer before taking a piss.

Ahh man, I guess.
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: mcdeath on April 04, 2016, 07:54:31 am
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My name should be in there at least 4 times because I am super shit
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on April 04, 2016, 07:14:48 pm
NEW YORK


18/M/NY

24/M/WNY #1 most gay

NEW YORK BEST YORK

fuk u guys i want to be NY #1 babey
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: njames89 on April 04, 2016, 07:27:49 pm
Best and most powerful Witch NA. Could cast a spell to make Buffalo inviting.

My name should be in there at least 4 times because I am super shit

Hey mcdeath look we are together in the garbage <3
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on April 04, 2016, 07:37:34 pm
I challenge you to duelies for best MN with Beeper and Sherben gone and Huseby scummy cav disqualified. Khyber Knives with no shields, hoplite duels, or we get together IRL and see who can drink the most beer before taking a piss.

33/m/MN

Your post is unacceptable.  We should joust to see who's the best in MN, clearly cavalry is the only noble, honorable and non-scum class there is.

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I might have a chance if we drink the most beer until the last person throws up, but I piss a lot when drinking  :cry:  Also me being old as fuck, would mean I'd be hung over for 3 days

Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Voncrow on April 04, 2016, 07:45:04 pm
25/M/American Samoa

I hear there are more cars stolen than people in Samoa.

Also I will claim best in Iowa.
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Sharpe on April 04, 2016, 07:48:54 pm
19/M/Pa

Swipe right for all the Pennsylvania homies
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Tojo on April 04, 2016, 10:46:49 pm
24/M/La   
(La as in Louisiana not gaycali)

Disregard this noob as I am clearly the best player in LA... I was an officer in EON, which was best clan NA and EU until the admins made us disband.
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Jacaroma on April 05, 2016, 11:20:57 pm
Disregard this noob as I am clearly the best player in LA... I was an officer in EON, which was best clan NA and EU until the admins made us disband.

I always wondered with the name Drew brees.
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: dynamike on April 06, 2016, 12:48:36 am
Since he thinks he's too fucking cool to post on the forums anymore I'll do the dirty work for this beautiful human specimen and sign him up to the shit show:

Sauce
30ish/the Malest of them all/NY

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Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Rhalzo on April 06, 2016, 02:25:37 am
33/m/MN

Your post is unacceptable.  We should joust to see who's the best in MN, clearly cavalry is the only noble, honorable and non-scum class there is.

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I might have a chance if we drink the most beer until the last person throws up, but I piss a lot when drinking  :cry:  Also me being old as fuck, would mean I'd be hung over for 3 days

Bring it.
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: ArysOakheart on April 06, 2016, 07:28:54 am
I already threw this thread in the garbage can. Let's see you guys post the results of these duels.
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: ArysOakheart on April 06, 2016, 08:47:56 am
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: dreadnok on April 06, 2016, 04:18:17 pm
Idk if you can beat me there dread, Im fat, I have lived in both MA and NJ (Cambridge/Dor and then in Newark), and i am irish with a clover tattoo and kick anyones ass who does not root for the red sox bro.

Total valid point. I totes forgot you lived by Newark. It's funny how nj had some of the best players.
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: dreadnok on April 06, 2016, 04:20:19 pm
Why you are in Newark knight mare is even beyond reasoning
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: njames89 on April 06, 2016, 04:43:59 pm
I love New Jersey! Going down to Wildwood in the summers as a kid was a family tradition. Some really nice beaches and boardwalks!
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Keshian on April 06, 2016, 05:27:13 pm
I love New Jersey! Going down to Wildwood in the summers as a kid was a family tradition. Some really nice beaches and boardwalks!

Explains sooo much....


Also, Arizona would be cyranule if he still played.  But since no one has posted for that state, I guess I win by default?  Even though I am a baddy.
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on April 06, 2016, 06:15:20 pm
Bring it.

We'll have to invite TommyHu (my bro) and that lumberjack hipster bonesaw, for research purposes
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Switchtense on April 06, 2016, 06:34:42 pm
Explains sooo much....


Also, Arizona would be cyranule if he still played.  But since no one has posted for that state, I guess I win by default?  Even though I am a baddy.


Scratch everything except
I win by default
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Captain_Skinboat on April 07, 2016, 01:36:04 am
Only still active player in CT reporting for autowin

NO JONA CT IS MINE

23/M/CT
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Jona on April 07, 2016, 04:08:35 am
NO JONA CT IS MINE

23/M/CT

I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO INVERTEBRATE!

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Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: CALAMARI on April 07, 2016, 05:11:04 am
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31/Polearm/CT-FL

I play as CALAMARI in CT and as InspectorNoxious in FL. Skinboat and Jona don't stand a chance. I'm surprised my old ass fingers can still use a keyboard.
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Jona on April 07, 2016, 06:10:05 am
31/Polearm/CT-FL

I play as CALAMARI in CT and as InspectorNoxious in FL. Skinboat and Jona don't stand a chance. I'm surprised my old ass fingers can still use a keyboard.

So that's why you go on only CALAMARI and InspectorNoxious for months at a time... you're one of them old timers who is scared of a little cold and needs to retreat to where it's warm for the winter!
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: xxkaliboyx on April 07, 2016, 07:22:53 am
So that's why you go on only CALAMARI and InspectorNoxious for months at a time... you're one of them old timers who is scared of a little cold and needs to retreat to where it's warm for the winter!

Jona just got downgraded to 3rd best just like that. If Holiday post you just became 4th.

I'm pretty sure Inspector Noxious is Calamari's alter ego when he is off his meds. Should count as 2 separate players.


Also anyone from Kansas besides Juice and I? I run an Air B&B with optional meat blanket for warmth
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Gurgumul on April 07, 2016, 12:09:06 pm
6/Attack Helicopter/HAL-LCH
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Jona on April 07, 2016, 04:03:08 pm
Jona just got downgraded to 3rd best just like that. If Holiday post you just became 4th.

I'm pretty sure Inspector Noxious is Calamari's alter ego when he is off his meds. Should count as 2 separate players.


Also anyone from Kansas besides Juice and I? I run an Air B&B with optional meat blanket for warmth

Don't think that your clear bias can keep me out of the trashcan!
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on April 07, 2016, 04:23:34 pm
Jona just got downgraded to 3rd best just like that. If Holiday post you just became 4th.

I'm pretty sure Inspector Noxious is Calamari's alter ego when he is off his meds. Should count as 2 separate players.


Also anyone from Kansas besides Juice and I? I run an Air B&B with optional meat blanket for warmth

Nah, dog. I mean, calamari has improved an ungodly amount since he started playing, and he's plenty good now.

But Jona'd wipe the floor with him in a duel. The floor would also be wiped with Jona by Holiday in a duel.

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Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: BlackPanda on April 08, 2016, 03:45:01 am
18/unkown/FL
hmu cute guys grills .
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Captain_Skinboat on April 08, 2016, 06:44:59 pm
I challenge holiday to a duel for best CT, if he doesn't respond to this post in 24 hours he is a coward and a fgt
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Rhalzo on April 09, 2016, 12:00:00 am
We'll have to invite TommyHu (my bro) and that lumberjack hipster bonesaw, for research purposes

If that's the case, then we need to get Donny, Beeper, and Cosby as well as Malaclypse, you, and myself.
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Malaclypse on April 09, 2016, 01:14:56 am
If that's the case, then we need to get Donny, Beeper, and Cosby as well as Malaclypse, you, and myself.

let's go ft7 some bitches
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: CALAMARI on April 09, 2016, 05:20:55 am
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This is all I have to say;

Jona: Date Registered: May 16, 2011, 03:52:52 am
Captain_Skinboat: Date Registered: June 01, 2011, 12:57:05 am
Holiday203: Date Registered: October 10, 2011, 03:06:49 am

CALAMARI: Date Registered: January 14, 2014, 08:08:19 am

Time played is defiantly correlated to skill in this game; But as the newest CT player I'll take my place on the OP

Edit: I'd Ft7 Anders for Florida but he knows where I work and might shoot me if I win... friggen open carry states!
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Lt_Anders on April 09, 2016, 03:38:25 pm
This is all I have to say;

Jona: Date Registered: May 16, 2011, 03:52:52 am
Captain_Skinboat: Date Registered: June 01, 2011, 12:57:05 am
Holiday203: Date Registered: October 10, 2011, 03:06:49 am

CALAMARI: Date Registered: January 14, 2014, 08:08:19 am

Time played is defiantly correlated to skill in this game; But as the newest CT player I'll take my place on the OP

Edit: I'd Ft7 Anders for Florida but he knows where I work and might shoot me if I win... friggen open carry states!

I already said in my post you'd clearly beat me. Better yet. IRL duel nows.
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: obnoxio on April 09, 2016, 06:23:44 pm
Phyar reporting in.  I'll shit on anyone

Side note: Kansas
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: dreadnok on April 10, 2016, 09:26:16 pm
Phyar reporting in.  I'll shit on anyone

Side note: Kansas

Figures this clownshoe asshole is from a state I wouldn't even take a shit in
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: obnoxio on April 11, 2016, 03:55:14 am
Wouldn't want you gaying up my state with your shit.  We all know what goes in where that comes out
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: dreadnok on April 13, 2016, 07:42:12 pm
Wouldn't want you gaying up my state with your shit.  We all know what goes in where that comes out

It's too late it's already gated up. Your dead in game dude
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: fallinup on April 13, 2016, 08:32:23 pm
Wait so since im the only redneck on crpg those this mean i win TN?
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on April 13, 2016, 08:55:18 pm
Wait so since im the only redneck on crpg those this mean i win TN?
a redneck weeb? Chantakey how much do your parents hate you?
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on April 13, 2016, 11:38:30 pm
Wait so since im the only redneck on crpg those this mean i win TN?

You might very well win Tennessee, but I'll vehemently dispute your claim of being the only redneck in cRPG.

I may type like a my old friend, and my shit may be all retarded, but I'm a proud son of Dixie and if someone tries to take my battle flag of Northern Virginia out from above my bed (obviously empty), I'd have to perforate them.
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Damatacus_ATS on April 15, 2016, 04:36:55 am
There are a ton of southerners who play CRPG, which are basically red necks. I am from a small town, I don't consider myself a redneck but probably am more so than most of the metrosexuals who play this game.
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Kadeth on April 15, 2016, 04:43:45 am
there's not even much e-peen measurement in this thread, can someone start posting K/D screens or something? fucking casuls
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Zeus_ on April 15, 2016, 04:48:23 am
There are a ton of southerners who play CRPG, which are basically red necks. I am from a small town, I don't consider myself a redneck but probably am more so than most of the metrosexuals who play this game.

I live in TX and am failing as a redneck because I dont own a single gun or have a beer belly and really long beard.

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Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: obnoxio on April 16, 2016, 03:13:52 am
It's too late it's already gated up. Your dead in game dude

1) You're*

2) Who the fuck are you
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: blizz on April 16, 2016, 03:43:35 am
1) You're*

2) Who the fuck are you
how does one not know dread?  :?
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Tom Cruise on April 16, 2016, 04:15:52 am

2) Who the fuck are you


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Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: elvis1325 on April 16, 2016, 04:29:43 am
There are a ton of southerners who play CRPG, which are basically red necks. I am from a small town, I don't consider myself a redneck but probably am more so than most of the metrosexuals who play this game.

That explains why so many NA players got banned for saying n***er
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: obnoxio on April 16, 2016, 07:25:53 pm

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Fight me you slut
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Tom Cruise on April 16, 2016, 07:46:27 pm
Fight me you slut

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Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: obnoxio on April 16, 2016, 08:30:58 pm
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U wot m8
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: dreadnok on April 16, 2016, 09:01:07 pm
Fight me you slut

You mean Carl or tom fucking cruise? I'll be on tonight to punch a hole thru your cunty kid head
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: obnoxio on April 16, 2016, 11:42:34 pm
You mean Carl or tom fucking cruise? I'll be on tonight to punch a hole thru your cunty kid head

3pm. Playground.
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: dreadnok on April 17, 2016, 12:51:00 am
3pm. Playground.

I'll fucking be there
Title: Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
Post by: Voncrow on April 18, 2016, 10:41:36 pm
I'll fucking be there

Prepare for total gorpage.