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Title: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: Built on March 31, 2016, 02:02:01 am
Maybe it's because I have a unique form of autism, maybe it's Maybelline, But I literally have zero clue who this guy is.
Can some noble fellow get me up to speed?
Title: Re: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 31, 2016, 02:02:26 am
a my old friend
Title: Re: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: Saxton on March 31, 2016, 02:06:56 am
Quote from: AUTISMOTHEWIZMO on March 31, 2016, 02:02:26 am
a my old friend

Lock thread. We have found answer.
Title: Re: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: Novamere on March 31, 2016, 03:57:25 am
Quote from: AUTISMOTHEWIZMO on March 31, 2016, 02:02:26 am
a my old friend

Great i had to + one of Daruvians posts thanks dwarf my old friend
Title: Re: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: bruttus on March 31, 2016, 09:45:54 am
Well there was a rumour going on that he stole a fief and 10k troops and gear from a faction, just to join another faction, in strat V

Also he was the spy that I said before.
Title: Re: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: Casul on March 31, 2016, 02:20:19 pm
Quote from: Havelle Registered Voter on March 31, 2016, 02:06:44 am
SaxonBiceps the EU admin.

admin kek

Title: Re: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: Gmnotutoo on March 31, 2016, 04:58:16 pm
Quote from: bruttus on March 31, 2016, 09:45:54 am
Well there was a rumour going on that he stole a fief and 10k troops and gear from a faction, just to join another faction, in strat V

Yup, he did steal that and then sold it for a mw xbow.
Title: Re: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: njames89 on March 31, 2016, 05:15:49 pm
What a knave...
Title: Re: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: bruttus on March 31, 2016, 05:19:08 pm
Quote from: Gmnotutoo on March 31, 2016, 04:58:16 pm
Yup, he did steal that and then sold it for a mw xbow.

Pretty lame trade if you consider that.
Title: Re: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: Keshian on March 31, 2016, 05:35:35 pm
Quote from: bruttus on March 31, 2016, 05:19:08 pm
Pretty lame trade if you consider that.

Yeah at the time they had changed MW xbows and they were the worst ones to have of the xbows and practically worthless (we actually had good laugh, saxton is pretty stupid, including with his super-secret spy tactics).  Back in the day everyone ostracized him that strategus - no hiring for battles, etc. even by our enemies. 

"Draaammaaa!!!" in alto

I kind of hope the same happens with the guy who just wrecked our armory and stole all our clan's gold after being banned on strategus for multi-accounting (i hope no one hires him on his new cd-key player), but I don't think the community is the same as it used to be.  Lot of people still fighting for his strat faction, that he leads, after he did that.

Have to give props to Desire and Froyoyo - the admins did a great job handling this!
Title: Re: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: Renay on March 31, 2016, 08:00:56 pm
Who did that, Kesh?
Title: Re: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: Malaclypse on March 31, 2016, 08:08:34 pm
Quote from: Renay on March 31, 2016, 08:00:56 pm
Who did that, Kesh?

Dish, girlfran! haha
Title: Re: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: Sparvico on March 31, 2016, 08:19:23 pm
Quote from: Keshian on March 31, 2016, 05:35:35 pm
Yeah at the time they had changed MW xbows and they were the worst ones to have of the xbows and practically worthless (we actually had good laugh, saxton is pretty stupid, including with his super-secret spy tactics).  Back in the day everyone ostracized him that strategus - no hiring for battles, etc. even by our enemies. 

"Draaammaaa!!!" in alto

I kind of hope the same happens with the guy who just wrecked our armory and stole all our clan's gold after being banned on strategus for multi-accounting (i hope no one hires him on his new cd-key player), but I don't think the community is the same as it used to be.  Lot of people still fighting for his strat faction, that he leads, after he did that.

Have to give props to Desire and Froyoyo - the admins did a great job handling this!

I'm not defending the multi-accounting, and just for that he should be ostracized from battles and trading and all that, but in this start any fight is a fight, can't be too discriminating.
Title: Re: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: MURDERTRON on April 01, 2016, 02:29:37 am
Quote from: Gmnotutoo on March 31, 2016, 04:58:16 pm
Yup, he did steal that and then sold it for a mw xbow.

It was pretty bad because the Xbow was one of the worst heirlooms at the time, right up there with Danish Greatswords.  They didn't even have reforge at the time, so it may as well be 2LPs.
Title: Re: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: Lt_Anders on April 01, 2016, 03:39:46 am
Quote from: HESKEYTIME on April 01, 2016, 02:35:33 am
Lol, the guy just added me on steam.

The joke's on him, i'm nearly never online.

truth
Title: Re: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: Butan on April 01, 2016, 03:40:01 pm
I hesitated for days if I should +1 or not "a my old friend".
Was "a my old friend" deserving of my attention or not?
The unanimous voice of the people seemed to think that yes, it did.
Today I woke up, and I decided to do what needed to be done.
To do the unthinkable.
I +1'ed this motherfucker to smithereens.
It felt good to be alive.
I was a part of the community now, with their support, nothing was impossible.
The future was in my hands.
I am now an unstoppable meme force of dankness.
Title: Re: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: blizz on April 03, 2016, 03:24:15 am
Quote from: bruttus on March 31, 2016, 09:45:54 am
Well there was a rumour going on that he stole a fief and 10k troops and gear from a faction, just to join another faction, in strat V

Also he was the spy that I said before.

i remember when something like this fief stealing act happened to despotate.. deja vu moment right here.....
maybe its just me
Title: Re: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: bruttus on April 03, 2016, 11:26:56 am
Quote from: blizz on April 03, 2016, 03:24:15 am
i remember when something like this fief stealing act happened to despotate.. deja vu moment right here.....
maybe its just me

true, but there are some difrents
1) I don't have annything to do with it
2) There is an agreement between taser and James
3) All these fiefs where conquerd by Acre itself, where I haven't seen anny other despotatemember except Taser and Kale, that was willing to help us out.
Title: Re: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: KaleLord on April 03, 2016, 06:28:25 pm
Quote from: bruttus on April 03, 2016, 11:26:56 am
true, but there are some difrents
1) I don't have annything to do with it
2) There is an agreement between taser and James
3) All these fiefs where conquerd by Acre itself, where I haven't seen anny other despotatemember except Taser and Kale, that was willing to help us out.

TBH the "agreement" wasn't for you guys to join gobblins because james didn't like our ex-future plans to attack the gobblins.
Title: Re: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: Built on April 04, 2016, 05:07:32 am
Quote from: HESKEYTIME on April 03, 2016, 10:53:07 pm
You should also hear what Bruttus has been saying about your mum, yikes.

He told me:
'I no theenk The Despotate have the barlls to attacking Burglen, Chide and Kelredan Castel.'

See how badly everything's spelt? That's how you know it was really him.

please tell me Bruttus is like...french or something
Title: Re: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: Sparvico on April 04, 2016, 05:14:15 am
Quote from: Built on April 04, 2016, 05:07:32 am
please tell me Bruttus is like...french or something

Worse.

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: sLaughterino on April 04, 2016, 05:27:51 am
Saxton is a nobody desperately trying to be a somebody.

He's the kid in middle school who made up shit trying to sound cool, but the shit he made up didn't even sound cool.

"Hey guys, I had a colonoscopy."

"Uhh, alright."

"Yeah, man, totally crazy.  Now I have a bag attached to my shitter."

"Well, I think it's time for class."

"NO LOOK AT MY COLOSTOMY BAG IM SO COOL."

"That's a rope... attached to a tin can that's glued to your anus."

"COLONOSCOPY AMIRITE?"
Title: Re: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: Butan on April 04, 2016, 12:36:31 pm
Quote from: Built on April 04, 2016, 05:07:32 am
please tell me Bruttus is like...french or something

Hey!!!
Title: Re: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: Westwood on April 04, 2016, 06:11:13 pm
Quote from: HESKEYTIME on April 04, 2016, 05:30:17 pm
Dw,

We have one of those in the Miners Guild. they arent all like Bruttus
Well you have your Flems and you have your Walloons.

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Title: Re: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: Bryggan on April 13, 2016, 12:48:04 am
Saxton is an ass who once accused me of screen shotting his messages and sending them off to people.  Like he ever said anything ever that anyone would be interested in.  And I would never, ever post a screen shot of a private conversation.

Anyways, here's a screenshot of a private conversation we had:

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Title: Re: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: Gryph_Hawkshade on April 15, 2016, 07:21:55 pm
This post will attempt to resolve who this CrpgWiki mystery man really is.

So, Who is Saxton you ask?
Having listened to Bruttus drone on maniacally about how evil he was for a few weeks, during his slow decent into madness, I decided I had to find out on my own.
I convinced him to speak with me directly in CC teamspeak to uncover what truths were hidden.

Upon first meeting Saxton you may find him to be a decent, intelligeble, well-spoken and even cordial individual.
However, do not be fooled, for he may very well be the most conniving and evil creature I have ever met in the C-RPG realm.

After a few minutes of friendly banter in teamspeak his true nature subtly began to unfold before my very ears.
He has a rather nice voice, one granted to him by the dark lords to lull you into a false sense of trust.
His vocabulary and sentence structure are critical yet only slightly offputting, to trick you into slowly seeing his logic progressively throughout the conversation.
His comments and questions are quick and intuitive; to trick you into unveiling all your secrets.

After about 3 minutes of speaking with him I had revealed several key details about my Faction's forces inadvertantly, he was kind enough to remark such in a shady and glib manner.
After 5 minutes he had me considering an alliance with Despotate, appealing to my sense of ease and unity.
After 8 minutes he had me considering becoming part of Despotate to unite and heal old wounds.
At around 10 minutes he had already messaged Taser, without my explicit consent, stating that we wished to rejoin the Potato mill, talk about the balls on this guy, despite the great honor it would be to become part of this faction once again.
At 12 minutes he was advising me to hand him all my fiefs and disclose our resources... Ooo la la.
At 15 minutes he had me questioning my sexuality, very taboo.

Ultimately I had to run fast and far to be safe from his twisting machinations. Barely escaping by the furr on my foreskin.

In conclusion, Saxton is a delusional maniac who must be stopped by any means necessary.
He is more soulless and calculating than a used car salesman. He is alot smarter than most people will ever give him credit for.
But ultimately, he is the embodiment of evil, to be avoided at all costs.

PS-I'd like to finish off by thanking the author of this post, you helped me learn the world expletive, which I used in numerous locations around work to seem smart and cool to everyone, btwz .. success.
Title: Re: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: Renay on April 15, 2016, 07:27:52 pm
Quote from: Gryph_Hawkshade on April 15, 2016, 07:21:55 pm


Must have been Saxton who turned Horus against the Emperor.
Title: Re: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: Saxton on April 15, 2016, 07:53:57 pm
Quote from: Gryph_Hawkshade on April 15, 2016, 07:21:55 pm

At 12 minutes he was advising me to hand him all my fiefs and disclose our resources... Ooo la la.


Everything in this post is, without a doubt, very true...except this part, I only asked for 1 fief :)

start small work up
Title: Re: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: Keshian on April 19, 2016, 03:59:43 pm
The guy soon to be wiped off the strat map unless he sells his fiefs for 10 crpg gold with his amazing negotiating skills!
Title: Re: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: KaleLord on April 20, 2016, 12:27:42 am
Quote from: HESKEYTIME on April 19, 2016, 10:55:50 pm
Depends what happens faster:
1. his fiefs get wiped cos noone in their right mind would sign up for Saxton's roster
2. Despotate give him new fiefs and troops for free

Ofc, Despotate will run out of fiefs soon. Or if anyone sends Saxton to EU, Despotate will have a hard time transferring more shit to him.

i aint giving him shit.
Title: Re: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: Novamere on April 20, 2016, 12:43:38 am
Quote from: KaleLord on April 20, 2016, 12:27:42 am
i aint giving him shit.

LOL he just lost his 1800 man army
Title: Re: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: Alkazar on April 20, 2016, 12:48:19 am
Quote from: Novamere on April 20, 2016, 12:43:38 am
LOL he just lost his 1800 man army

You mean 1200? Either way it had no gear, and kale was actually planning on giving the town to Saxton until like an hour ago or something like that.
Title: Re: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: KaleLord on April 20, 2016, 12:48:54 am
Quote from: Novamere on April 20, 2016, 12:43:38 am
LOL he just lost his 1800 man army

RIP his poor idiot mind thinking he can hold uxkhal.

Also i never gave him troops/gear. I donated 1k heavily armed to DaBirds and 1k heavily armed and grunwalder to sitvek
Title: Re: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: Saxton on April 20, 2016, 01:07:19 am
Quote from: Alkazar on April 20, 2016, 12:48:19 am
You mean 1200? Either way it had no gear, and kale was actually planning on giving the town to Saxton until like an hour ago or something like that.

Ya kale was having a bad day and went back on his word, to be expected, but saxton is bad guy eternally so blame him
Title: Re: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: KaleLord on April 20, 2016, 01:09:20 am
Quote from: Saxton on April 20, 2016, 01:07:19 am
Ya kale was having a bad day and went back on his word, to be expected, but saxton is bad guy eternally so blame him

You shouldn't have deleted me without saying anything genius. If you can't 5v1 and win against kesh you don't deserve uxkhal
Title: Re: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: Keshian on April 20, 2016, 01:47:48 am
Is saxton finally giving up and quitting too?
Title: Re: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: Alkazar on April 20, 2016, 03:30:39 am
Quote from: Keshian on April 20, 2016, 01:47:48 am
Is saxton finally giving up and quitting too?

Probably, who knows. All I know is that you guys propagate the thing you don't want. The driving away of people and killing strat. Not that I've been invested in it long, but it's absurd how hardcore you folks target the guy for internet words.
Title: Re: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: Dynamics_BRD on April 20, 2016, 04:12:08 am
Quote from: Alkazar on April 20, 2016, 03:30:39 am
it's absurd how hardcore you folks target the guy for internet words.
You're new so I don't expect you to realize why a lot of people hate/dislike him.
Title: Re: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: Malaclypse on April 20, 2016, 05:05:21 am
Quote from: Alkazar on April 20, 2016, 03:30:39 am
Probably, who knows. All I know is that you guys propagate the thing you don't want. The driving away of people and killing strat. Not that I've been invested in it long, but it's absurd how hardcore you folks target the guy for internet words.

It can be taken too far, but I mean, Kesh/BRD/FCC of all people have a p decent one that extends beyond words (though of course in this iteration of strat has no material bearing) into actions. Check out this pretty hilarious thread (http://forum.melee.org/diplomacy/a-snake-in-the-grass/) chronicling the day Saxton earned his Bridgeburner tags.
Title: Re: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: Saxton on April 20, 2016, 05:20:02 am
Quote from: Keshian on April 20, 2016, 01:47:48 am
Is saxton finally giving up and quitting too?

Yes Kesh, yes it does.

Hope I see you in MBG if it ever comes out.

Maybe one of you cunts will upvote this fucking post, fucking stupid cunt bandwagoners
Title: Re: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: Chumley on April 20, 2016, 06:02:47 am
http://postimg.org/image/gacqmb55j/
i havent read this thread but im just posting what is relevant to the title
Title: Re: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: Alkazar on April 20, 2016, 07:48:12 am
Quote from: Malaclypse on April 20, 2016, 05:05:21 am
Check out this pretty hilarious thread (http://forum.melee.org/diplomacy/a-snake-in-the-grass/) chronicling the day Saxton earned his Bridgeburner tags.

You guys ever play spreadsheet simulator in space? AKA EVE online? This shit is tame compared to a day to day basis of antics on there. That being said it's silly borderline retarded. Either way part of the game, get over it or don't.
Title: Re: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: Malaclypse on April 20, 2016, 09:47:24 am
Quote from: Alkazar on April 20, 2016, 07:48:12 am
You guys ever play spreadsheet simulator in space? AKA EVE online? This shit is tame compared to a day to day basis of antics on there. That being said it's silly borderline retarded. Either way part of the game, get over it or don't.

He sold their village for what at the time was the worst/least desirable heirloom in the game lol. Idk man I still find that a hilarious burn, just like I thought it was hilarious to kick him out of DEDCLAN as soon as he started a CHAOS faction on the map (been waiting awhile for that one, as Rhalzo will attest).

But his little cloak-and-dagger bad trading nonsense is not what most non-FCC people don't like the guy for, it's his dumb posts and his torrent of steam messages and PMs asking for gibmedats most likely.
Title: Re: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: Keshian on April 20, 2016, 05:01:44 pm
Quote from: Alkazar on April 20, 2016, 07:48:12 am
You guys ever play spreadsheet simulator in space? AKA EVE online? This shit is tame compared to a day to day basis of antics on there. That being said it's silly borderline retarded. Either way part of the game, get over it or don't.

Is Alkazar his second account Saxton was bragging about?  He was in his chaos strat faction, very few forum posts until recently, and I don't think people would willingly join any Saxton created strat faction.
Title: Re: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: Alkazar on April 20, 2016, 06:32:26 pm
Quote from: Keshian on April 20, 2016, 05:01:44 pm
Is Alkazar his second account Saxton was bragging about?

No I'm not, I'm a different person. He just was the first person to invite me to start when I bumbled into him on NA1. That being said I'm more shocked you believe blatantly sarcastic bullshit he posted on the autistic thread. I don't even know why I bother responding to you.
Title: Re: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: Keshian on April 20, 2016, 06:36:55 pm
Quote from: Alkazar on April 20, 2016, 06:32:26 pm
No I'm not, I'm a different person. He just was the first person to invite me to start when I bumbled into him on NA1. That being said I'm more shocked you believe blatantly sarcastic bullshit he posted on the autistic thread. I don't even know why I bother responding to you.

You shouldn't accept candy from strangers.  be careful!
Title: Re: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: Alkazar on April 20, 2016, 06:41:20 pm
Quote from: Keshian on April 20, 2016, 06:36:55 pm
You shouldn't accept candy from strangers.  be careful!

I'm a free man now anyways (Well I was...)  Glory to the Hounds!
Title: Re: No but seriously who the [Expletive] is Saxton
Post by: Saxton on April 20, 2016, 07:31:12 pm
Quote from: Keshian on April 20, 2016, 05:01:44 pm
Is Alkazar his second account Saxton was bragging about?  He was in his chaos strat faction, very few forum posts until recently, and I don't think people would willingly join any Saxton created strat faction.

Kesh you stupid nagger of course he is my alt, are you that dense? Of course I will try to defend myself on my alt, and then admit it on my main. DUH